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Blue Eye Samurai

Elegant, powerful, and striking, I think Blue Eye Samurai is one of the best original programs Netflix has ever produced.

Set in 17th-century Japan, Mizu is on a mission of revenge. She is mixed race in a time and culture where that is beyond taboo. With the incredible vitriol pointed at her and her Japanese mother, Mizu had to stay hidden to protect her life. Growing up repressed and fearful, Mizu’s anger turned uncontrollable after witnessing her mother’s murder. As a child, she hid in isolation with a blind swordmaster. With him, she learned not only to forge metal into brilliant weapons but also her body. She has narrowed down who her possible father could be by figuring out how many white men were in Japan around the time of her birth. The list is short at four. She sets out on a mission of information gathering and bloodletting.

I didn’t know about Blue Eye until it was released so it was a complete surprise for me. There are three writers given credit for these amazing 8 episodes. Yana Billie has one episode credit and Co-Creators Michael Green (7 episodes) and Amber Noizumi (8 episodes) co-wrote the rest. Michael and Amber are married and the genesis of the show came from Amber’s mixed heritage. Of further note, Michael co-wrote both Logan and Blade Runner 2049, which are both fantastic films.

This show has been crafted with the utmost care from every angle. The writing is fantastic. This story is for mature audiences as it delves deep into issues of abuse, anger, relationships, justice, xenophobia, oppressive patriarchal societies, and classism.

Mizu does not have an easy time at all. She takes violence nearly as much as she dishes it out. It’s a visceral experience watching her claw through troops on her way to the top of the mountain only to have to repeat the process. But the fire that propels her on her mission of revenge is pure anger and that wracks her mind as much as the physical fighting does. This anger only goes so far and she has to reassess her motives and approach to what she’s doing. When more than one ally calls you a monster–you’re running too close to the cliff edge.

While Mizu is the main character, the people she meets on her journey are just as fleshed out as she is. I wasn’t expecting a lot from the B story of Princess Akemi, but her tale is just as engaging as Mizu’s. Akemi’s upbringing is completely different from Mizu’s, but their conflicts are similar. As they are from distinct walks of life, they navigate their obstacles much differently. This dichotomy offers interesting perspectives of this time for women in Japan. Plus, Mizu and Akemi have terrific support characters by their side that add greater depth to the story. In what is probably the best compliment I can give, I never felt let down when leaving one character to explore what the other was doing. The way the characters intersect is also well done, and at 8 episodes of around 50 minutes each, the pacing is impeccable.

The production is top-notch in every regard. The animation and art style are stunning. The soundtrack is breathtaking and the voice cast is perfect. Some of the best action in animation can be found on this show. It’s grounded in realism but still has an air of fantasy about it. The sense of impact is unmatched and the variety of fighting styles and battle scenarios keep the action from getting redundant or stale. Each action sequence is an experience that pushes the story forward, there’s a point to all of it.

I’m writing about Blue Eye Samurai to try and get more eyes on this production. This is the kind of storytelling I want more of. It doesn’t matter that it’s animated, that aspect just makes it stand out more. Watch it and when you’re done, continue to spread the good word.

Some Animation

Now for something a little different, new animation fit for Halloween!

The brand new show Fright Krewe is created for all ages. The show follows a group of junior high school kids in New Orleans who are pulled together to save the world from a demon that feeds on fear.

Soleil is the first character we meet and becomes the center of the plot. She loves scary movies and pulling pranks, much to the chagrin of some people. She loves her part time job of giving macabre tours around the city for tourists, taking them to reportedly haunted locals with set-up pranks to make their trip more memorable. She’s also rather conceited because she often acts without thinking of other people. She’s lost a good friend, Missy, because of this kind of behavior. Her other friends, the quiet Maybe and comic relief Stanley, have stuck closer to her. New kid Pat soon falls into their orbit. When Soleil accidentally wakes up an ancient evil, the spirit of Marie Laveau gives the kids the powers of the Loa, spirits of the Voodoo religion to fight back.

Really well written and animated, Fright Krewe is great for the entire family. It speaks to kids but it doesn’t pander to them. Each character has a lot of depth; they are distinct and dynamic, coming from different backgrounds and life experiences. Just because they are friends doesn’t mean they get along all the time. One of my favorite parts is from the first episode when Pat has to stand up for himself. “Pat. My name is Pat. And now that you know, could you all call me Pat instead of ‘new kid’? I’ve been at school for a month now.” It works, he asserts himself by establishing respect and becomes closer to the group, which leads to great things as the plot progresses. The friction between Soleil and Missy also means that everyone has to navigate that tightrope. Throughout the whole season, there is weight and agency given to each character.

Fear is a big aspect of the show, and not just from things that go bump in the night. The characters all have hang-ups and insecurities. Some they know of and keep secret, some come up as the stress and pressure mounts. The kids go through a lot together and learn how to respect each other and when to lend a helping hand.

I admire how the showrunners avoided using jump scares all the time. Abrupt yelling and orchestra hits are cheap and boring. There’s nothing creative about that. Since this is aimed at kids, they couldn’t do anything violent or gory either. So they went with neat monster designs, and excellent use of shadows and color in each scene to build tension. Plus, when you care about each character, you worry about them every time they are put in danger. I was also surprised by how grounded this fantasy world remained with all of the supernatural elements at work.

I hadn’t heard about Fright Krewe until I saw the trailer that came out not long ago (I was attracted to the art style first and foremost) and it turned into a pleasant surprise. I hope it does well enough to get another season.

Castlevania: Nocturne is the fantastic follow-up to the Castlevania series that ended in 2021 on Netflix. The brilliant execution of a Trevor Belmont story has been followed by this story headlined by Richter Belmont. Erzsebet Bathory replaces Dracula as the big bad. The so-called Vampire Messiah has big plans during the French Revolution. By first assembling and growing a night army of vampires and demons and then creating a permanent eclipse, she will march through Europe on a wave of blood to seize power. And then it’s on to the rest of the world.

This show just oozes style with every frame. Anime Castlevania was awesome on the first run and none of that changes here. The action scenes are fantastic (this is NOT for kids), the music is orchestrated beauty, and the character designs are to die for. Drolta Tzuentes is one of the coolest characters in any medium I’ve ever seen. She is absolutely vicious and wild looking. Her presence is huge even when she’s standing next to Erzsebet, which is saying something. I think she’s my all-time favorite vampire. I expect to see a lot of cosplay of her in the years to come.

The ending is a total cliffhanger and I cannot wait to get more.

The Taste of Defeat

Tampa wins game 3, 3-2. Rangers lead the series 2-1

It’s been so long since the Rangers lost, the disappointment of a loss has been foreign. Losing a game isn’t a surprise though as sweeping Tampa in 4 straight games was unlikely. With Tampa facing a possible 3 game deficit, they played their first game at home with a greater sense of urgency.

Right at the start, Tampa skated faster and more aggressively. Races for the puck were way faster, and more competitive. They finished their checks and got into Igor’s space much more. The Rangers never dominated the game for a length of time compared to the last 2 games. Vasilevskiy also found his game, not allowing any soft goals. The first period ended scoreless, with Tampa having a slight edge in shots on goal.

The Rangers took the lead in the second period, first with a powerplay goal from Zibanejad (high blocker side one-timer) followed by another powerplay goal from Krieder (flip in from a Zibanejad rebound). That 2 goal lead didn’t last long as Tampa scored their own powerplay goal that ended the period 2-1. In the beginning minutes of the 3rd, Tampa scored another powerplay goal to tie it.

Tampa dominated the 3rd period with their shots on goal taking off to unacceptable levels. With time running down, it felt like the game, if it went to OT or not, would be won with a just barely there goal. That’s what happened with just over 40 seconds left in the game where a series of passes alluded the Rangers and Igor just missed blocking the near shot on goal.

Another game was largely decided by penalties. There was a lot on both sides. The Rangers were 2-5 and Tampa went 2-4. The Rangers’ special teams needed to keep that second goal off the board. The big thing I noticed was that in the 3rd period, the Rangers’ forechecking practically stopped. There were many back-to-back dumping the puck to get a line change plays that meant Tampa didn’t have to be on defense for long stretches of time. The Rangers would keep getting gassed on defense and needed a line change to do anything on offense. But they frequently never got the puck back after dumping it into Tampa’s zone. That titled the advantage too much in Tampa’s favor.

It was another close game. The magic number to win remains 3 goals. Lessons can be learned from this game, one I think the Rangers will run with so they don’t repeat game 3. Trouba had 3 penalties alone I think and that has to be avoided. One of them he had to take to stop a breakaway, but penalties are way too dangerous to take. Being on the powerplay has to be an advantage for New York. Being up one game is still good but now Tampa has gotten confidence back, and Vasilevskiy playing like his true self raises the bar. His team won’t be second-guessing him now. My biggest concern is that this could be the turning point where Tampa has shed the rust from their lengthy time off and the Rangers’ lack of a break is catching up with them. The Rangers slowing down and Tampa speeding up would be a big problem.

Cue up another nerve-wracking game tomorrow.

To The Conference Finals!

Rangers win the series 4-3

Rangers win Game 7, 6-2

The video says it all. The Rangers team showed up last night and by scoring first, they took control and never gave it up. Carolina was punished on their first penalty and got absolutely dunked on during their second penalty. The Rangers scored twice on 3 shots on goal.

The better team won, it’s that simple. Gallant outcoached Brind”Amour. Carolina’s special teams were terrible for the entire series and no adjustments were made. Twelve New York players got points last night. Ryan Lindgren is a superhero for the damage he takes and continues to play better than his opponents. No one thought he was coming back from leaving the ice after being boarded and he’s back in like 10 minutes.

Strome finally gets a legit goal, after missing a wide open net, which was a very Strome thing to do. Chytil planted his flag again right after Carolina scored their first goal to shut down any hope of a comeback. Igor continues to write his legacy with 37-39 saves.

This is unbelievable. The goal for the season was to make the playoffs and we’re seeing them make it to the Eastern Conference Finals! All the haters said there was no way the Rangers would get by Carolina and now it’s the same for Tampa.

Tampa is a way better team than the Hurricanes, so while it’s going to be a challenge, Tampa winning isn’t a given. The Rangers have been doubted all season and they keep proving themselves as competitors. The coaching staff is going to need to scout Tampa to make new battle plans, but after what we’ve seen in the last month, it’s game on tomorrow night!

Cowboy Bebop (2021)

Cowboy Bebop means a lot to me. The anime started airing in 1998 and at the time, the medium was extremely niche in the United States. Largely underground, VHS bootlegs were traded much like music concert bootlegs. You had to know someone. I did. In high school, a classmate ran an anime business out of his bedroom. Probably the first internet marketed business I ever encountered. Not thinking anything of it at the time, it was super illegal. He’d duplicate legit releases (that cost a fortune at the time, it was like $40 for 3 episodes of Dragon Ball Z on one VHS. That show has over 200 episodes) and sell them. I think he would also download the earliest fan subs from forums (oh, the days off BBS and listservs) and sell those. It took forever for English translations to be done by the companies that bought the Japanese rights to distribute the shows elsewhere. Plus, a lot of people hated the English dubs that came out and wanted the most accurate experience with the original Japanese voice actors with English subtitles (which is still true today).

Cowboy Bebop was the first anime I ever watched, along with the likes of Ninja Scroll, Trigun, and Ghost in the Shell. As a 17-year-old who already loved animation, action movies, and sci-fi, seeing the animation and storytelling that was being made on the other side of the planet was mindblowing. There was nothing like it being made in the US. There are some exceptions, one could argue Heavy Metal, but that was from 1981 so animation for adults was really rare here (I could even throw Cool World from 1992, but I think you get my point). Not too long after this, the Adult Swim block of anime started on Cartoon Network which started the mainstream emergence of the genre in the US.

Cowboy Bebop immediately stood out. There was a ton of hyper-violence in anime for action/horror fans (and let’s face it, predominantly boys), but Bebop took a different approach. Sure, people are blasting guns at each other and beating each other with fists and feet, but the presentation is so cool. Set in the distant future, Cowboy Bebop follows a rag-tag team of bounty hunters as they scrape up the money to fight another day while also dealing with their individual sordid pasts. In a world set in the year 2071, the vibe is entirely 1970s. The tech on the ships is very dated, think of how Alien is set far into the future but the displays and such are very analog with big switches, knobs, and levers, and low-resolution monitors that only display 3 shades of green. Most episodes jump around genres, from film noir, sci-fi, Hollywood summer blockbuster, and a whole lotta Westerns. It’s a really eclectic show that pulled from a lot of different inspirations and pop culture. Every adventure feels unique and the character-building is engrossing.

A good example of what’s loved about this series is the main character, Spike Spiegel. They immediately show you that this man is the coolest guy ever. He’s dressed in a simple blue suit with a yellow button-down shirt and a loose tie, his hair more of a messy mop than a selected hair-do. He’s tall and thin, effortlessly charming, often dry and funny. And he’s completely badass. He’s an incredible fighter, a fantastic marksman, and he can pilot a ship through hell and back. He’s also extremely loyal when it comes to his friends. The guy used to be in a notorious crime syndicate and escaped it without the love of his life. He both runs away and toward his past through the series.

The soundtrack is also stunning. If you’ve never heard jazz before, it can make you a fan. If you hate jazz, it’ll make you realize why someone could like the genre so much. Bebop is the first TV show soundtrack I ever paid any attention to. There are a lot of cinematic touchstones in the series, so that’s not too surprising. Just about every episode feels like you’re watching a movie. And there’s only 26 of them, along with a movie, Knockin’ on Heavens Door that was released in 2001. The experience is much like a supernova. It was suddenly here and gone with everyone lucky enough to see it talking about it for the rest of their lives.

So that brings us to Netflix’s live-action adaption of Cowboy Bebop. I wanted this desperately to succeed because I’ve wanted more Bebop for 20 years. Adapting anime to live action is really difficult…what works in animation doesn’t work with real actors. You can get away with far more exaggerated style and caricatures. For the most part, I really liked what they did to bring the anime to life. Changes were made to make it different, and that was necessary because you can’t remake the show. It’s just impossible as well as pointless. You can’t match the level of cool that was pulled off. What they wanted to do was expand the Bebop universe in a way that respects the original, while making a new generation of fans. It sorta worked. Not well enough apparently because a season 2 is not happening.

First and foremost, I really like the cast. John Cho as Spike, Mustafa Shakir as Jet Black, and Daniella Pineda as Faye Valentine. I think Mustafa does the best anime-to-live character portrayal of anyone on the show. Not only does he look just like Jet, but he accurately matches his speaking cadence and body language. Everything that I like about Jet, Mustafa does. In general, I think everyone does a fine job with what they’re given. It’s the changes that skew things. Before going into that more, let’s look at the rest of the production.

The set design is largely excellent, the Bebop spaceship, in particular, is a phenomenal achievement. The level of detail is crazy and beautiful in its worn out and broken down charm that mimics its crew. A lot of effort was put into making the world of the animated Cowboy Bebop real. The only knock in this regard is there are a few scenes where it looks like they are on a tiny set where the illusion of being in a living breathing environment is lost. Shot very close up, you never see much of the sky or a wide shot that shows depth. The CG set extensions, when they do them are very good. In fact, the CG work is really good as a whole. Space scenes are a real knockout, the ships and movement look really good. Every time they put you in the pilot seat with Faye or Spike in their respective spacecraft is awesome. Spike’s ship operates like a motorcycle and the excitng and forceful way he flys around from the original series is faithfully recreated and often looks real.

The series is also well directed. One of my favorite scenes is at the casino where the fight ends up blowing a hole in the building clear through to outer space. Really cool camera work with the change in pressure of the room. Just about all of the big battles are shot well. The fight choreography is good, but it’s clear the actors needed more time to train. Or more stunt actor replacement, there are a few slow and sloppy movements that don’t sell the fights well enough.

The soundtrack also rocks, as to be expected because they were able to bring in original composer Yoko Kanno.

Anime Bebop, as mentioned earlier, is 26 episodes. Around 22 minutes each. This Netflix adaptation is 10 episodes, around 45 minutes each. So the run time is pretty different and this Netflix run was never designed to cover everything the original does. It takes the basics, skips some things (leaving out main character Ed for example), and changes/expands some character stories. All of which I think is necessary for an adaptation. I got a big kick at seeing each character from the show appear. Depending on how much you hold Cowboy Bebop up on a pedestal will affect what you think of the changes. And if you’ve never seen the anime, you likely won’t care.

The show always feels odd because the aesthetics and navigation of the story are very anime. In copying what they show looks like, the direction does too. That can get messy because, as I said earlier, you can do and get away with a lot more in animation. So it constantly feels like the show is on guardrails. Too afraid to do too much differently, a slave to the source material. It can feel like the showrunners are afraid of offending Cowboy Bebop fans by simply making an adaptation. But when major changes are made, they are rolling the dice. It’s kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don’t scenario. With the complaints I’ve seen, it makes me wonder if going even further into making a new Cowboy Bebop with its own strong identity would have been more successful.

Quite a few stories from the original are used, the original material mostly comes from expanding ideas. A good example is that Spike and Faye spend more time together alone than they did in the anime. So their dialog is completely new. I loved this because my biggest wish has been to see more of my favorite characters together. And it made me think about how compressed the anime is. It moves very fast. In reality, they’d be on the Bebop all the time because space travel is pretty slow. It’s not like Star Wars or Star Trek where every ship has warp speed capabilities. You have to travel to jump gates (and pay for it) to travel to other planets fast. And you’d want other people to be on your ship or you’d go crazy from being alone all the time. Anyone you’d travel with, who wasn’t a bounty at least, you’d want to be able to have at least a decent relationship so you can socialize with them. So seeing Faye and Spike do that, along with Spike and Jet discussing things and bumping heads over important decisions was welcome.

It can fall flat at times though. Faye isn’t integrated onto the ship too well. She’s very antagonistic at the start (just like the anime) and for some reason Spike and Jet just let her hang around with them for no reason. Faye’s backstory was also changed. She can’t remember her past because she was put into cryosleep because she was sick. In the anime, a con man wakes her up and leads her on, who she then tracks down when she discovers his ruse. In the adaptation, it’s a con-woman who says she was Faye’s mother and she tracks down Faye. I have no problem with this as it’s still an interesting story and a lot is left on the table for Faye to find out about who she was. My problem is that Faye behaves differently. In the anime, while she questions her past, she still feels comfortable in her skin and with what she’s doing now (mainly scamming people). Netflix Faye is more childlike. It’s like they told Danielle to play Faye closer to her coming out of cryosleep and act like she’s having side effects from it. She doesn’t know stuff that others take as common knowledge which is used to play for laughs but it doesn’t work because that’s not Faye. She gets too goofy at times.

Speaking of goofy, let’s talk about Vicious. Played by Alex Hassell, Vicious is Spike’s nemesis. They share the same past, the one that Vicious stayed in with Spike’s love, Julia. In the anime, Vicious is one of the most popular character tropes. A quiet boogeyman that everyone is afraid of. He’s kept largely in the shadows to make him as mysterious as possible. Trench coat, long white hair, a gun or sword always in hand. He’s trying to take over the Syndicate through force and Spike is (likely) the only person who can stop him. In 1998 this wasn’t the biggest trope, he was part of that first wave (if you know Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7, there ya go) but today his look is played out. He’s a villain with no personality. The changes for him on the Netflix show are the most disappointing. They went too far in the other direction, making him a wide-eyed, manic cartoon character. No mystery, no nuance, far too heavy-handed and campy.

Now for Julia, I liked how they changed her story. Just like Vicious in the anime, she’s kept in the shadows and is mysterious. So much so, I consider her a ghost. You mostly see Spike pine over her, losing the love of his life is his deepest scar. You never find out what she’s like or why Spike loves her. He just does. That’s not interesting. Julia, played by Elene Satine, is given much more to work with on Netflix. She gets way more screen time and has a greater effect on the plot. Her arc goes in a new direction that I really wanted to see where it would go. Elene actually looks quite a bit like the anime Julia, so that was neat too.

The other fumble is with Ed. She shows up in episode 9 of the anime and is kept for the end of the adaptation. She’s mentioned in passing somewhere around the halfway mark and the setup for her introduction is completely different from the anime. She has a huge fan base and for me, she’s my least favorite. She’s entirely a cartoon character. Really easy for her to get annoying. They showed nothing but her worst traits in this adaptation. That type of character simply doesn’t translate into live-action. Do you remember the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when Jim Carrey tries to get info from a mental institution? He spikes his hair in all directions and dresses weird: combat boots, jean shorts, a pink tutu, and a white undershirt. He then proceeds to run around jumping off of furniture, with the final attention-getter of smashing his head into a seat. Take Jim Carey and replace him with a teen girl. No thank you! If they were to get a second season, I’d want them to change her to be much more grounded. You can have a character be eccentric and unique without being obnoxious and a distraction.

I wanted Netflix to succeed with this, to make another smash hit show. I had a great time watching this and I think they had their heart in the right place. They even translated the Big Shot show faithfully! What was wrong could be corrected and this universe could have been expanded with more great storytelling. It didn’t find its footing completely but I’ll be damned if they didn’t have both hands on the ladder.

See You Space Cowboy.

The Harder They Fall

A stacked cast and a smart script makes The Harder They Fall one of my favorite movies of 2021. Not many westerns are made these days so as a genre picture, it stands out from the crowd even further.

The Harder They Fall is about Nat Love. His mother and father are killed in front of him by the pistols of the notorious gang leader, Rufus Buck, when he’s a young boy. When the story picks up years later, Nat is an outlaw and a bounty hunter. When he finds out that Buck has been rescued from being a prisoner by his Crimson Hood gang, Nat turns to his own Love Gang to go after him and stop him once and for all.

This movie doesn’t do anything new for the genre. It’s got the same stakes: revenge and a lot of money at stake. It’s a fusion of modern cinema aesthetics (it looks super slick and clean, the action scenes are very rambunctious with a camera eager to fly around to catch everything), with some throwback mixes of Spaghetti Westerns and Blackspoitation films. This is the kind of movie that I’m sure Quentin Tarantino liked and will appear on his best of the year list. So while it doesn’t do anything that new, it does everything really well.

The revenge story is set up from the first scene and that leads to a great reveal at the end. Every character that shows up gets a great intro and later, their time to shine. The cast is really big, some of the biggest and best Black actors in the business right there. They each fit a great role in the story and stand out in their line delivery and costumes. Everyone looks different and has their own quirks. In just 2 hours I got a good feel for everyone and when their death came about, it felt meaningful. That’s a great achievement from the pages to the screen. There are a ton of great lines and plenty of memorable scenarios. The script pulls out every kind of emotion to set up and follow through with scenes that keep everyone in motion. Sadness and sorrow, anger and opportunity, excitement, suspense, danger, relief, compassion, greed, morals, and companionship.

I’ve never heard of director Jeymes Samuel, he’s done some work in the industry in the music department before this. He met the right contacts doing that because he got his shot to make this movie in a big way. There was a serious budget for this movie, it all shows up on the screen. He directed the hell out of this and despite using modern music for a movie that is set a hundred years ago, I think those choices work really well. I had so much fun watching this. I was engaged from start to finish and I liked every character. The sides are drawn as good vs evil, or maybe not so bad vs evil. The bad guys are cool and are more than just bad for being the sake of being bad, there’s depth and reasoning behind what they do. So much right happened with this movie that the entire production team needs to work together again. I highly recommend The Harder They Fall as it’s from an exciting new filmmaker that could bring us more great movies.

Brand New Cherry Flavor

Revenge is a dangerous road to travel.

Set in 1990s Los Angeles, Lisa Nova comes to town with her short film under her belt looking to make it big as a movie director. She meets movie producer Lou Burke who thinks her short is something special. The quality of her short film shows that she has a lot of talent and he makes a deal with her to start her Hollywood career. Not long after the ink is dry on the contract, Lou steals her project to turn her short into a feature-length film. A furious Lisa then runs into one more terrible person called Boro. Boro sees this young, strong, angry woman as a tool, not a person. She offers Lisa revenge and Lisa is eager for her help.

Brand New Cherry Flavor is nuts. That’s the easiest way to explain the whole show. By the end of the first episode, you know this is a revenge tale. What you don’t know is how far down the mouth of madness you’ll see Boro take Lisa. Boro is a witch, and what Lisa doesn’t recognize until it’s too late is that Boro also has an agenda. She isn’t being helped. she’s being exploited. And that’s after Lisa is exploited by a scum bag movie producer, so Lisa’s anger blinds her. Any rational thought is thrown out the window until it’s too late to stop (spells have very strict rules). Even faced with doing things that are far from normal, Lisa continues down the rabbit hole Boro opened. The first side effect of Boro’s spell is an alarming one that no one could ever see coming: vomiting kittens. By that I mean Lisa gives birth to kittens by painfully throwing up. Kittens that Boro then comes to collect for…her own use. If there is an upside, it’s only one cat at a time.

Regurgitating kittens isn’t the craziest thing that happens either. Spirits/demons, assassins, zombies, body horror, and assorted scorned people also come into play.

The intriguing thing about New Cherry is that everyone gets their own backstory that makes you reconsider how you view them. Lisa isn’t as innocent as she looks. She’s got her own out-of-bounds reason that she shows up in LA on her own. Lou is set in his ways, doing anything he wants to leverage his place in the industry. It’s brought him great success, so why would he stop? Roy is a huge movie star that’s trying to stay a huge movie star. Behind the scenes, he’s a mess, but his Hollywood image portrays a man who has everything going for him…and there is something about Lisa that draws him back to her one crazy event after another. I guess helping to dispose of a body is a great relationship builder.

Take these people (and a few more, I’m leaving quite a few out), introduce a witch who is a master at pulling strings, and watch as their lives turn into a complete nightmare. Revenge rarely goes well and the force of destruction often ends up much larger than ever thought possible.

In terms of overall storytelling, New Cherry hits all the staples of the genre. What it lacks in originality, it picks up in wild scenarios that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Half the time you’ll wonder what’s going to happen next, if anything could be more shocking than what you just saw, and if anyone is going to survive. New Cherry isn’t for everyone, it’s very adult and frequently gruesome, the special effects are really well done–they look real. If you can handle the insanity, you’re in for a wild ride.

Midnight Mass

Director/Writer/Producer Mike Flannagan is Netflix’s go-to guy for horror. This is his 3rd show for the platform and it again shows off his carefully crafted takes in the genre.

Midnight Mass is about a small, isolated island community in the US (I’m not sure where–there are no distinctive accents I picked up on). The kind where you take off and never come back when you turn 18 or you live there forever. There are only a few hundred people who live there so the families who stay tend to have roots that go way back. There’s comfort in the community, its slow pace, the simple way of life, and its tiny parish.

We first meet Riley Flynn, who comes back home after spending 5 years in prison for drunk driving and killing a young woman. He has to start his life over and has no other place to go. At the same time, a new priest named Father Paul comes to take over the parish from the Father who has fallen sick and is getting treatment on the mainland. Riley’s traumatized by what he did and his family has been coping with the public judgment they’ve received since he’s been away. His younger brother wants things to go back to normal, his mother tries to make that happen, and his father is the most outwardly ashamed of his son. Riley has a lot of questions and doubts about himself, but when he discovers his first girlfriend has moved back recently, he’s able to reconnect with her and open up in ways he can’t with other people.

At the church, Father Paul is welcomed with open arms by Bev Keane, a devout believer in Christ who has worked under the previous Father for years. She’s full of faith and ready to cast judgment on anyone in her line of sight. Shortly after Riley and Paul arrive, strange things start to happen on the island, which is quickly followed by miracles. The miracles are attributed to Father Paul and this creates a fervent renewal of faith in the community, one Bev is ecstatic to see and is eager to foster.

Midnight Mass is a slow burn. That helps and hurts the show. Riley is set up first and that’s done really well. His integration back into his family is awkward and painful, as is his dealings with guilt and shame. Father Paul is more of a mystery: where did he come from and how much does he know about what’s going on? Instead of getting intense right away, Mike Flannigan plants the seeds at the very start–something is off here, quite a few people are dealing with their own trauma and the community has its own scars and divisions bubbling about. There’s more here than just Riley and the side eyes he gets. Paul’s introduction is odd and there’s something off with him. He’s a charming guy and Bev is such a powerful and cunning presence that she often takes attention from him. As each episode oozes along, crumbs are dropped down, gathered up and it all comes together in beautiful chaos.

Knowing anything more than that will ruin things too much. It’s not a scary show. It’s unsettling and creepy. There’s a constant and growing feeling of paranoia and dread that occasionally fades away, only to come back with a new understanding that makes you think this isn’t going to end well. The escalation of horror and intensity is really well done. But I wouldn’t call it horror until the end, it’s much more driven by drama. Religion takes center stage from the very beginning and the growing secret of the bizarre events drives the story.

My biggest problem with the show is that it feels too long. Some episodes could use a few minutes cut out. There might be enough to cut to make this a tighter story by cutting it back by an entire episode. There are a lot of monologues that feel like sermons even when it’s not taking place in a church. Since the show is so steeped in Christianity (if you’ve attended mass before I’m sure you’ll get some flashbacks) that isn’t too surprising. As the monologues start to increase in number, I couldn’t shake the feeling of “how much is this necessary?” But, it doesn’t feel out of place and the biggest and most important ideas in the show come from these moments. That said, it can feel like the characters aren’t talking any longer, the writer behind the words becomes the speaker. That’s a disappointment as it takes away from being engaged with what’s being said and comes off as overwriting.

But the positive side of this is that the payoffs are awesome. When stuff happens in Midnight Mass, it pops off. There is some absolute mayhem at the end of this story that combines with fantastic plot beats and character arcs that are completely satisfying. The last 2 episodes in particular are phenomenal. For everything moment I didn’t like, I saw something that I did—and more–and that’s what kept me engaged and coming back for the next episode. I just had to know what was going on and how it was going to end. For me, these keystones in storytelling are really strong.

My final praise is aimed at the cast. Strong and believable performances from everyone, the highlight for me being Kate Siegel, Zach Gilford, Samantha Sloyan, Rahul Kohli, Annabeth Gish, and Hamish Linklater. Everyone gets their moments to shine in this dark and brooding tale. I got attached to a few characters and their path between faith and organized religion is the most personal and unique aspect of the show. Can it be a little stuffy and slow? Yes. But it’s ambitious and doesn’t pull any punches so I think Midnight Mass succeeds in conveying complex ideas that will make you think about it for a while.

Halloween-ish Movies Part 2

#Alive– This is a Korean movie about a lone survivor in an apartment complex from a rapidly spreading infection. The infected act just like those from the 28 Days Later franchise, so they are not your classic zombie. Very fast and aggressive, so the “rage” moniker fits. This could easily be seen as an offshoot of those movies.

I liked this a lot. While the carnage gets pretty big, the locations are kept at a minimum. Oh, our hero, starts the movie in his family’s apartment and remains there for most of the film. He sees the outbreak first spread from his balcony and on the TV news. The infection spreads so fast (people get bit with nary a hesitation) that Oh becomes trapped. These kinds of stories are hard to pull off well, pacing and suspense are crucial to get right and I think #Alive does both really well. You get a sense of danger right away. Oh quickly gets threatened inside his apartment and that kicks off his fight for survival. Oh never does anything really stupid, which helps. He takes risks for sure but they are all for good reasons and he prepares. Kim, a woman who is trapped in her apartment on the other side of the courtyard, is also introduced at just the right time. She’s a solid character and offers a new dimension to Oh’s fight for survival.

This movie is well made in all regards. Well acted, some great direction with fun action scenes that break up the quite character development. Special effects are great too making this a believable take on the genre. I even liked the end.

Hubie Halloween– This a stupid Adam Sandler joint. That’s all you need to know about this movie as it explains everything you can expect and you immediately know if you are in or out. This is a spiritual successor to The Water Boy. Hubie Dubois sounds and acts almost exactly the same as Bobby Boucher. He’s just older, moved to a different town, has a bicycle and he carries a Swiss army knife thermos (Inspector Gadget would be jealous) instead of a giant Gatorade dispenser.

The story checks all the boxes for a goofy Adam Sandler movie. The main character is an awkward but morally outstanding person who gets crapped on by everyone but his mother. There are more cameos than you can count. Jokes crammed in as fast as possible no matter how stupid and terrible they may be. Sometimes they do land! Throw in some slapstick to get the most basic laughs and cook for 90 minutes.

Hubie Halloween doesn’t take itself seriously and knows exactly what it’s doing. I found it to be pretty welcoming and refreshing because of that. Come take a break and let the dumb wash over you, you might be surprised at how much you needed it.

Scoob!– I was hoping this was going to be more Halloween-centric, but I still got a cute story with Scooby Do. The movie starts with how Shaggy and Scooby first meet and you better believe it’s adorable and sweet. Then they meet Fred, Velma, and Daphne on Halloween and stumble upon a criminal who they thwart. Now we have the genesis of Mystery Inc.

Years go by and the gang gets involved in a plot by Dirk Dastardly. He wants to open up a portal that can only be opened by Scooby. Much of the movie has Shaggy and Scooby separated from the rest and the bulk of the story is a test of the gang’s friendship. It’s very much a ‘You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone’ vibe.

It’s a good story! The animation is very good, the plot moves along as you’d expect and hits all the major notes for the franchise. There are some surprises here and there and it was nice to watch another movie that keeps its heart on its sleeve. Great for the kids.

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House– A really creepy movie that I’m not sure what to make of. It’s slow and subtle to the point where my attention wandered off a few times. A ghost/haunting story that I had a hard time caring about.

Lily is a nurse that comes to live with an elderly author named Iris Blum. She wrote many horror books and lives in this house by herself. She needs to be cared for as she has dementia and it seems simple enough. Subtle oddities happen, each brings a new layer of foreboding. Lily soon finds out that the house is believed to be haunted and Iris always refers to her as “Polly.” Iris’s estate manager explains to her that Polly is the name of the character from Iris’s book “The Lady in the Walls.” This sends Lily onto a discover path that Polly might not be a fictional character and that Iris and Lily are not alone in the house.

The best part of this movie is the atmosphere. There is a thick sense of dread and darkness lurking about from the cinematography. The entire movie takes place in the house, you never leave the interior. The sound design is fantastic as well, further selling the house as a character. The creepy bits are great too. Mold on the wall that looks like it’s starting to take over the house and the challenge to get someone to the house to take care of it (the estate manager is the only other person you see enter the house). The corner of the rug that she repeatedly finds flipped up when she’s the only one walking around in the house and Lily is sure she’s not doing it. She’d know, she’d remember. The gag with the phone is perfect and scary. It’s the simple things done right.

Aside from that, everything else is forgettable and dull. There are bits that grabbed me but the movie as a whole couldn’t keep me engaged. It’s a strange feeling which makes me come to the conclusion that I think it would be better as a short instead of feature length film. I didn’t like the end either. It came off as a ‘that’s it?’ moment to me.

It’s Halloween Time

A slacked off on my horror movie run last October and my goal is to get back on track for Halloween 2020.

Vampires vs the Bronx– This movie popped up in the new releases on Netflix and I decided to watch it on a whim. A pleasant surprise, it’s a lot of fun. A PG-13 comedy/horror movie that is good to watch for a lot of people. The only reason it’s PG-13 is for some cursing. Violence is at a minimum and I can’t remember any gore. The most intense effects are vampires turning to ash.

A really cute movie of a couple of kids protecting their home town from vampires. The vampires are moving into the Bronx using gentrification as a cover. Their human familiar is buying up property all over the Bronx and turning those spaces into nests. Miguel Rodriguez is the first to discover that vampires exist and when he brings his friends into it the investigation, the discover the insidious plot and take charge in protecting their home. It’s got some funny parts, is well paced and at about 80 minutes long, just the right runtime.

The Invisible Man (2020)- This turned out way better than I thought it would. Smart modern twist, great cast, and excellent tension building scenes.

The movie starts with Cecilia (Elizabeth Moss) escaping her abusive husband, Adrian. She hides at a friend’s house and only her sister knows she’s there. Cecilia planned each step of her escape, paranoid Adrian will find her. Not long after, he commits suicide and leaves her a large part of his estate. Cecilia is suspicious as Adrian was a control freak so suicide doesn’t make any sense and she quickly becomes paranoid that she’s being watch and Adrian faked his death. Suspicious events suddenly turn violent and Cecilia is forced to prove on her own that Adrian is invisibly hunting her.

There is some fantastic direction in this movie, especially at the start. The special effect is that someone is invisible so they could be anywhere. The camera moves around like it’s as suspicious as Cecilia is, that someone else is somewhere in the room with us. You look down hallways, into corners, at furniture and rugs for the indication of the weight of a person. This movie nails paranoia, which is one effective scary emotion. The escalation of danger and intensity is also fantastic. I really like the pacing as it ratchets up at just the right time and just the right way. I was engaged the entire time and surprised more than once (in terms of scares and plot). Great special effects make it believable too. There are two scenes of intense gore, the rest is pretty tame.

The Devil All the Time– I’m cheating on putting this one in the list as technically it isn’t a horror movie. It’s a messed up crime/thriller that will throw you into a pit of yuck.

Essentially, Arvin has a terrible childhood to teenage years that’s affected by a serial killer and doesn’t know it. He crosses paths with the killer years later in some kind of macabre twist of fate. Arvin grows up extremely poor with a father that is bent on some serious levels of faith belief. When his mother dies of cancer, his father spirals out of control and he goes to live with family members who are also taking care of his cousin whose mother disappeared.

This is a bleak movie where the main character struggles to live a happy life because of incredibly sinister people. With so much pain to deal with, Arvin becomes a protector. One of the things he learns from his father is to pick your battles. And when you do, you make sure it’s clear that you won the battle. This becomes his core survival technique.

I found this to be a pretty enthralling movie with engrossing stories of people being manipulated with faith, trust, and sometimes basic politeness. Throw in some police corruption and you have three stories that start in different places and times that all come together. The boy who plays Arvin at age 9 is fantastic and older Arvin is played by Tom Holland who keeps impressing me with every role he does. Props to Robert Pattinson for bringing to life uber creep Rev. Preston Teagardin. With a lot of memorable characters that travel in extremes, this one stuck with me.

The Babysitter: Killer Queen– I liked The Babysitter (2017) a lot when it came out. A good send up to 80s horror movies, with its mix of horror and comedy. While it’s not a surprise that this movie could get a sequel, I was surprised that it was made and it turned out this way. The weird scenario takes away a lot of the potential making this feel cheaper and forced.

After surviving the cult of the first movie, Cole is now in high school. To say he’s been traumatized is an understatement and no one believes him about what happened because all of the proof of the cult disappeared. So he’s the ultra weird kid in high school and that doesn’t help with his recovery. He’s invited to go to a big party at a lake which he reluctantly goes to. Low and behold, the cult is ready and waiting for him.

The Babysitter took place almost exclusively in Cole’s house. A small scale horror movie that put all of its money into wild SFX. Terrific action and death scenes, perfect for the genre. Killer Queen expands the mythology of the cult and adds locations to make the story bigger. But it doesn’t work too well. Most of the movie takes place in/around a lake that’s surrounded by nothing but dirt and rocks. At the start of the party, it looks like there are a lot of kids and in a matter of seconds, everyone is gone. The story goes from the interior of a boat to a chase away from the lake. It’s very isolating so it doesn’t add anything to the scale of the movie. Plus, every outdoor scene looks like a phony set because there is no way to light the scene realistically with where they are. You can see the giant lights they had to set up. The locations also limited what could be done for deaths so a few of those feel weak as well.

Overall, a disappointment. A stretch to make a sequel, no suspense whatsoever…I think the only thing I liked was the end which was rather touching. It would be best to leave this franchise here.

Movie Ketchup

An American Pickle– When Herschel Greenbaum immigrates to the United States and starts a family, he gets a job at a pickle business (plant?) and accidentally falls into a brine vat. He’s perfectly preserved in the juice and wakes up 100 years later in modern Brooklyn, NY.

In this new world Herschel discovers that his wife died several decades ago but his son went on to have a family. He meets Ben, his great-great-grandson and they begin to live together while Herschel starts his life over (he’s basically the same age as Ben).

Seth Rogen plays both Herschel and Ben, doing a fantastic job as both. It’s a cute story that, I think, works better as a drama than a comedy. It got a few chuckles out of me and there is some really absurd things going on (besides the whole premise). The best is the relationship between the distant relatives. First Ben teaching him about modern life, them finding things they have in common and then Ben becoming jealous of Herschel’s surprising successes. The fish out of water story is an ages old one, but I found Pickle to use it well for family and social commentary. It’s a creative and fun story (based on a short story by the great Simon Rich) that’s worth watching.

Project Power– I wanted to like this way more than I did. The problem is it doesn’t do much that’s new or that interesting.

On the streets of New Orleans, a pill that gives the user superpowers for 5 minutes suddenly appears. The superpower given is different for everyone–and it could be deadly. It might make you explode right away or give you an ability that is so strong (and dangerous to anyone around you) the body can’t handle it and you more or less fall apart.

There are three main characters navigating this situation and their paths all cross, leading them to uncover where the Power pills are coming from and why they’ve hit the streets on New Orleans (the most interesting part of the story, in my opinion).

Frank the cop (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), Art the ex-soldier(Jamie Foxx), and Robin the teenage Power dealer (Dominique Fishback). The cast is great, no complaints there. They do their best with what they are given. The problem is that each character is the textbook cliche of each description. They aren’t interesting, at all. If you’ve seen a movie in this genre that’s been made in the past 40 years or so, you’ll be able to guess each character’s background stories just by the first sentence of this paragraph. So it becomes a waiting game for them to come together as a 3 piece and see what the fallout and twist of the story are if any. I did like the ending so that’s a plus.

The standout parts of the movie are the special effects. There are some wild transformations on display that are done really well. That makes the action fun to watch and punches up the interest. Basically what kept me from turning the movie off and moving on to something else. It felt like this script was just a set up for a larger universe. A message of “I know, you just have to sit through this so I can set this up for a better sequel. Please stick with me.” That’s not a good message.

Guns Akimbo– If you’re in the mood for anarchist hyper-violence, take a long trip to crazy town with Miles when he gets forced into playing the real-life death match game, Skizm.

If you understood that sentence than you are probably in a certain age bracket that this movie caters to. When it comes to making an action movie, you need a hook. As you read above, Project Power didn’t work well for me. Guns Akimbo approach is to throw everything into the wind a try to film all of it at once as the debris falls all over the place. I wanted to see this because Daniel Radcliffe stars in it. He always does his best when doing an American accent and it always sounds weird. I find that charming–what can I say I’m a fan.

So Dan’s my entry point in this video game scenario put to film. Miles talks trash online and one time he does so to the organizer of a viral online gladiator show called Skizm where two people literally fight to the death. The guy bolts handguns to Miles’ hands and forces him to fight the current reining Skizm champion, Nix. He has 100 bullets and 24 hours to do it, or he’ll be killed. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

So Miles is well un-equipped for this. He’s far from a fighter and having guns bolted to your hands is insane and makes for many everyday problems. The whole movie is Miles running around the city trying to survive and find a way out of this mess.

Everything about this movie is absurd. The set up, the characters, the action, the violence. It’s a video game made with people instead of pixels (there’s some really great stylized animation integrated too, think Scott Pilgrim Vs The World). When the guns start firing the camera takes off with it. Kinetic direction is what I would call it.

While I appreciate what the movie does and the attempt at social commentary (GTFO the internet, it desensitizes you) it gets exhausting to watch. Blood and bodies and cursing all over the place. It’s sensory overload after sensory overload (which the John Wick series runs up to but pulls off with stunning style and reservation) that in the end doesn’t mean much. The desensitization of violence warning of the script is on full display with the final product of the movie. Not a bad movie per say but a one and done experience for me.

Crip Camp

Crip Camp is a fantastic documentary about the disabled community fighting for their civil rights in the United States. Starting at a summer camp in Upstate New York, the experiences they had over the summer sparked ideas and ended up making a tight-knit community that moved together as one loud voice.

In the Catskill Mountains, not far from Woodstock, Camp Jened opened in the 1950s. It’s a special place because it was on the few for handicapped kids. A haven for kids with any disability, Camp Jened was run by hippies. There they could be themselves, free of being stared at and whispered about. The story in Crip Camp starts with the campers of 1971.

The first half of the documentary uses archival footage from that summer. Thankfully, People’s Video Theatre, a young group of documentarians was aware of Camp Jared so we have not only first-hand stories from the people that are still alive, but some of the actual life-altering moments were recorded. Camp counselors and campers came from all over the country and for a few weeks, they were parent-free and able to interact with their peers. Many of the kids were the only handicapped people in their hometown so meeting others who were going through the same thing was a big deal. Plus they were all about the same age, and the people running the camp weren’t much older than they were. For many, it was the first time they realized they weren’t alone and the private thoughts about their lives could actually be shared.

Everyone was included at Camp Jared. In every activity, the counselors would figure out a way for you to play and contribute to an event. No one was forced to sit on the sidelines and watch while others had fun. Kids were able to experience things they never thought they’d be able to. Not only that, everyone had a voice.

The campers got to socialize and talk to each other candidly about what their life was like, what they loved, what they loathed and how they felt about what they went through. School, parents, privacy. Everything was on the table, which was rare for them. When you feel like an other, it’s easy to remain quiet, to stay in the box you’ve been put in.

Camp only lasts a few weeks and then it’s back to the real world. The documentary follows suit. Camp Jered remained open for six more years but the kids we meet in 1971 largely stayed in touch. And as the years past, they took their private concerns to the mainstream.

The second half of Crip Camp is anchored by Judith Heumann. A 23-year-old counselor who had survived polio, she was a natural leader and a major force in keeping all the kids engaged at the camp. The skills she started to use at Camp Jered ended up powering what would eventually become the Americans With Disability Act.

Judith and others who were handicapped were constantly struggling to achieve an independent life. Physical barriers-the way buildings, sidewalks, public transportation–were constructed, made it nearly impossible for someone who was in a wheelchair or otherwise mobility restricted from living places. It also restricted access to jobs despite your qualifications. If you can’t live where the jobs are and you can’t access a place of employment, it locks down your upward mobility. Judy and her friends from Camp Jered started to fight for their independence and the independence of every disabled person to come.

The fight is incredible to watch and it’s the most powerful part of the documentary. Starting with the Nixon administration and going through all the way to George H.W. Bush in 1990, the federal government dragged it’s feet and threw up every obstacle they could to grant basic civil rights to a minority group that has been historically marginalized, stigmatized, ignored, neglected and abused. The main excuse: it would be too expensive to implement any of the changes. Does that sound familiar to anyone today?

For the better part of twenty years, Judith and her grassroots coalition went to legislators and the courts to make the lives of millions of Americans better. Remember, disability comes in countless forms. Some are born with them, some are granted in through accidents and war. People from all walks of life were drawn together including journalists, teamsters, Vietnam war veterans, and the Black Panthers.

There are some shocking moments of hurtling adversity. This all happens at a time when the world was a different place–there were few sidewalks that were built with accessible curbs for example. When Judy and her small team of delegates went to Washington D.C. for a meeting at the Capital they had organized with top government officials, there was no wheelchair-accessible transportation available. Teamsters helped out by bringing moving vans with lifts on the back to pick up and move everyone at once. They were driven around the windowless trucks and wherever there was an obstacle, the teamsters put down plywood for them to get over it.

When their reasonable and compassionate requests are blatantly ignored, the group does a sit-in at the town hall in San Francisco. The electricity, phones, and water are all shut off to try and force them out. People with multiple sclerosis and cerebral palsy were forced to sleep on the floor. The deaf ended up setting up a network to use sign language to speak to others outside of the building since communications were cut off. A few people even went on a nearly month-long hunger strike.

And they prevailed. Representation was reached, a growing minority could now be heard. Fear of being a second class citizen could start to erode. I owe a debt of gratitude to these courageous pioneers who fought so hard for people they never knew and weren’t even born yet. I was able to go to public school because of the changes they made. I was able to go to college because of the ADA that was signed in 1990. I knew very little about this struggle, especially the legislative battles of the 70s and 80s. The ADA is probably what most people know as it’s the most recent and contains the most prominent changes. Those are largely taken for granted now and easy to miss because they seem so ubiquitous. Who looks twice at a lower counter at a bank or an elevator in a school now?

Crip Camp is a brilliant documentary that tells powerful personal stories that need to heard.