A reboot of the franchise that started in 1987, Robocop updates the Detroit police officer turned android/cyborg story for today’s world. The original, directed by Paul Verhoeven, is a sacred cow of 80’s dystopian action movies so there was a lot of raised eyebrows the moment the remake was announced. While mostly a good effort with good ideas to refresh an idea that is still very applicable (if not more so) today, Robocop ends up more like a half filled balloon than the zeppelin it could have been.

I’ll start with what I liked. A good cast is always important and there are some good people, namely Joel Kinnaman as Detective Alex Murphy, Gary Oldman as Dr. Dennett Norton and Michael Keaton as CEO of Omnicorp Raymond Sellars. The set up is done well. In the not too distant future, Omnicorp has a successful business overseas selling robot security enforcement but a bill banning such use for robots in the USA keeps them (and their profits) from expanding. Raymond Sellars comes up with a twist to their product line, a hybrid man and machine that will circumvent (and ultimately completely remove) the bill. He taps Dr. Norton (who makes highly advanced human prosthetic for Omnicorp) to head this Robocop project. They need a good candidate though. Meanwhile, out in the wilds of Detroit, Detective Alex Murphy sniffs out some internal corruption in his police department so a hit is put out on him to get him off the case. A car bomb all but kills him. 80% 3rd degree burns over his body, missing limbs, the works. Omicorp approaches Murphy’s wife with their proposition and she ultimately accepts. What follows is raises questions of ethics and power in media, medicine, security, privacy and corporations.

The special effects are mostly good, the original Robocop design is seen with some alterations before the suit is further modernized in black (partly due to focus testing, nice idea from the writers). There’s a wild and successful scene where Murphy is taken apart so he can see the reality of his situation, he is far more machine than man now. But he does have his brain and his memories, he’s still Alex but in a different body (with sweet fighting capabilities). The pull on Alex’s humanity is done well as he’s manipulated with technology to serve the corporations needs (in the name of profit) but the human part of him can never be held down for long. Robocop going “against protocol” is always the best.

Now for what I didn’t like. Michael K Williams as Murphy’s partner, Jack Lewis, was a waste of talent for the role he was given. Dr. Dennett Norton is shown as an ethical and good person, but is persuaded to go against his wishes far too easily and quickly multiple times. There’s a scene where Sellars is trying to sell someone on a lie and it’s the most transparent and obvious con that no one would ever believe it. I don’t understand why they had Michael Keaton deliver it like that and use it in the movie. It’s really jarring from the character and the actor. Finally, the action scenes are really weak. There’s four, each of which is very short and surprisingly dull given everything they had to work with. First is a basic restaurant shoot out, then a test sequence of Robocop that only gives us a taste of what he can do. Then, an assault on a bad guy HQ that is confusing to watch and the finale that is mostly ruined by poor CG. There’s no impact to any of these scenes, emotionally or viscerally. The action game is at meteoric heights today and Robocop fails to deliver each time it steps up. They toned down the gore greatly from the original to make it PG-13, but no amount of fake blood would have made this any better so that complaint is moot.

I like to treat reboots as a new entity. They should have their roots in the original, but do enough new (and well) to justify their existence. It needs to do more than retell the same story with a new paintbrush. A reboot doesn’t negate the original(s). If it turns out great, that is awesome. If it doesn’t, there is always the original to rewatch and recommend to others. I found this new Robocop to not be bad, but disappointing and can easily recommend the original over it.