Monthly Archives: August 2020

Movie Ketchup

An American Pickle– When Herschel Greenbaum immigrates to the United States and starts a family, he gets a job at a pickle business (plant?) and accidentally falls into a brine vat. He’s perfectly preserved in the juice and wakes up 100 years later in modern Brooklyn, NY.

In this new world Herschel discovers that his wife died several decades ago but his son went on to have a family. He meets Ben, his great-great-grandson and they begin to live together while Herschel starts his life over (he’s basically the same age as Ben).

Seth Rogen plays both Herschel and Ben, doing a fantastic job as both. It’s a cute story that, I think, works better as a drama than a comedy. It got a few chuckles out of me and there is some really absurd things going on (besides the whole premise). The best is the relationship between the distant relatives. First Ben teaching him about modern life, them finding things they have in common and then Ben becoming jealous of Herschel’s surprising successes. The fish out of water story is an ages old one, but I found Pickle to use it well for family and social commentary. It’s a creative and fun story (based on a short story by the great Simon Rich) that’s worth watching.

Project Power– I wanted to like this way more than I did. The problem is it doesn’t do much that’s new or that interesting.

On the streets of New Orleans, a pill that gives the user superpowers for 5 minutes suddenly appears. The superpower given is different for everyone–and it could be deadly. It might make you explode right away or give you an ability that is so strong (and dangerous to anyone around you) the body can’t handle it and you more or less fall apart.

There are three main characters navigating this situation and their paths all cross, leading them to uncover where the Power pills are coming from and why they’ve hit the streets on New Orleans (the most interesting part of the story, in my opinion).

Frank the cop (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), Art the ex-soldier(Jamie Foxx), and Robin the teenage Power dealer (Dominique Fishback). The cast is great, no complaints there. They do their best with what they are given. The problem is that each character is the textbook cliche of each description. They aren’t interesting, at all. If you’ve seen a movie in this genre that’s been made in the past 40 years or so, you’ll be able to guess each character’s background stories just by the first sentence of this paragraph. So it becomes a waiting game for them to come together as a 3 piece and see what the fallout and twist of the story are if any. I did like the ending so that’s a plus.

The standout parts of the movie are the special effects. There are some wild transformations on display that are done really well. That makes the action fun to watch and punches up the interest. Basically what kept me from turning the movie off and moving on to something else. It felt like this script was just a set up for a larger universe. A message of “I know, you just have to sit through this so I can set this up for a better sequel. Please stick with me.” That’s not a good message.

Guns Akimbo– If you’re in the mood for anarchist hyper-violence, take a long trip to crazy town with Miles when he gets forced into playing the real-life death match game, Skizm.

If you understood that sentence than you are probably in a certain age bracket that this movie caters to. When it comes to making an action movie, you need a hook. As you read above, Project Power didn’t work well for me. Guns Akimbo approach is to throw everything into the wind a try to film all of it at once as the debris falls all over the place. I wanted to see this because Daniel Radcliffe stars in it. He always does his best when doing an American accent and it always sounds weird. I find that charming–what can I say I’m a fan.

So Dan’s my entry point in this video game scenario put to film. Miles talks trash online and one time he does so to the organizer of a viral online gladiator show called Skizm where two people literally fight to the death. The guy bolts handguns to Miles’ hands and forces him to fight the current reining Skizm champion, Nix. He has 100 bullets and 24 hours to do it, or he’ll be killed. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

So Miles is well un-equipped for this. He’s far from a fighter and having guns bolted to your hands is insane and makes for many everyday problems. The whole movie is Miles running around the city trying to survive and find a way out of this mess.

Everything about this movie is absurd. The set up, the characters, the action, the violence. It’s a video game made with people instead of pixels (there’s some really great stylized animation integrated too, think Scott Pilgrim Vs The World). When the guns start firing the camera takes off with it. Kinetic direction is what I would call it.

While I appreciate what the movie does and the attempt at social commentary (GTFO the internet, it desensitizes you) it gets exhausting to watch. Blood and bodies and cursing all over the place. It’s sensory overload after sensory overload (which the John Wick series runs up to but pulls off with stunning style and reservation) that in the end doesn’t mean much. The desensitization of violence warning of the script is on full display with the final product of the movie. Not a bad movie per say but a one and done experience for me.

Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 2

Vancouver knocking out the defending champions, St. Louis Blues, is probably the most surprising result of the first round. The remaining series should all be close contests and it may come down to a war of attrition with such an aggressive playing schedule. The biggest break is if you finish a series in 5 or less games, then you could get 4 days off in a row. Round two starts today with Colorado and Dallas. Dallas beat Calgary on Thursday (2 days ago) and Colorado 3 days ago. Vancouver is only getting a day off, like Dallas whereas Vegas got 4 days (beat Chicago in 5 games). Now everyone remaining will play a game every other day. That is a grind.

I thought Philly would beat Montreal easily but they put up a major fight and the Islanders are now firing on all cylinders (which is amazing because when the season stopped in March they were a train wreck). This should be a battle. I’m leaning towards Philly still but the Isles could easily take it if Philly lets too many turnovers happen.

I had no idea how Vancouver was this year, I never see their games. Vegas has been my West coast favorite so if Vancouver can keep their roll going (tremendous Game 6 win against the Blues) Vegas is not going to skate through.

I think Colorado is long overdue to get to the Championship so I think they’ll best Dallas.

Tampa Bay is playing with venom in their veins from last season (and many other recent failed cup runs) so they are my favorite over Boston. Boston has seemed a little listless until recently so they’re going to have to come correct at minute one or they’re going to be digging themselves out of a hole the entire season.

Alexis Lafreniere

The New York Rangers Win The First Draft pick.

This is a massive development. The young man on the top of the prospects is Mr. Alexis Lafreniere from Saint-Eustache, QC, Canada. The 6′ 1″ 193 pounds, LW player has been turning heads for some time now, with many calling him a “generational talent.” That’s about the highest praise you can get for an athlete and while he’s only 18 and time will tell of how he does in the NHL, he’s at the very least a natural talent. Take a look!

The Rangers head office would have to be crazy not to pick him. This is happening at a great time for the team and adds a new piece to work with for at least the next 3 seasons. The offensive line is more and more stacked, the focus on renewing/trading/letting players has to be on the defensive line now. There are big holes in the Rangers defense that need to addressed to get this team to be a Cup contender.

Stanley Cup 2020 Brackets

Here are our potential champions.

My favorites are Vegas in the West and Philadelphia in the East. The East is stacked though, there are a lot of monsters sitting right there. I think Montreal and Carolina have the most odds against them. There is no way Chicago is beating Vegas. It’s been a long time since Arizona has been in the Playoffs and I have no idea how good they are (Dallas too). It’d be fun to see Calgary go far, and hey Vancouver has a chance too. It’s been ages since a Canadian team has won the Cup. I haven’t seen a single Vancouver game so I don’t know how they stack up against the defending Champions.

The tournament is off to the races already with Tampa’s 5 OT (!) win against Columbus.

Carolina 3 Rangers 0

Oh the crushing feeling of disappointment. Just a glaze of malaise that seeps into ever pore. A sweep in the first round. It doesn’t really get any worse than than that. I had a weird feeling this was going to happen in the week leading up to the tournament. The NY Rangers historically beat Carolina, the win/loss ratio is far in the Ranger’s favor. Lundqvist has an amazing record against them. In the regular season the Rangers swept Carolina 4-0. Goals against was something like 17-9. Here? 11-4 for Carolina.

The first period was great. The second period started with a blast, Chris Kreider scoring, putting the Rangers in the lead for the first time in the series. Then, nothing went the Rangers way.

I had no confidence that the Rangers were going to make it to the finals this year. Getting to the first round, absolutely. If the Rangers ran into the Flyers, there’s no way they would win. Clearly the better team won in this contest and whoever plays them next has a major challenge in front of them (Carolina went really far last season).

It is what it is. There are still 2 months of Stanley Cup playoffs to go. The 2020-2021 season could start in November. That’s not too far away for the Rangers to be back on the ice and there’s only going to be like 2 months of no hockey from the end off the playoffs to the start of the season (if all goes well).

There is a ton of action for the Rangers in the off season. How is the goalie situation going to play out? Shesterkin is without a doubt the future. Does Hank hang on to end his contract leaving Georgiev to be traded? Or will Hank move on? Cap space is a major concern. With losing so much revenue this season, no team is getting more money to work with. There are a few guys the Rangers probably won’t be able to afford to keep (DeAngelo, Strome). There are a few rookies that should be able to play…the players they don’t keep could be replaced with this new talent. Plus, with losing in this play-in round, the Rangers get put into an advantageous place in the draft.

There are a lot of ice shavings that are going to settle in the next few months.

Carolina 2 Rangers 0

Now it’s time to panic. Very little changed from the first game.

Lundqvist allows another first, early goal which forces the emotional deficet of trying to catch up. The first period was actually good/decent other wise. Fewer penalties and mistakes but Carolina largely remained in control.

Going into the second period it’s tied and then a stupid offensive zone penalty gives Carolina a power play and right off the face off, they score. Another mistake off losing control trying to clear the puck gives Carolina another chance right in front of the net and they score. Less than 2 minutes after the PP goal. This puts the Rangers into a 3-1 pit the never get out of.

The rest of the game isn’t worth talking about. The Rangers lose 4-1 in a game where it looks like Carolina has the Rangers completely scouted. Superior defense in every way, breaking up passes, better passing, double-teaming Panarin, all-star goaltending (at least 3 robberies) never letting up the entire 60 minutes of play. Sebastian Aho made a smart play every shift he was on the ice. The only Ranger player I saw stand out was Tony DeAngelo. He made moves.

The only time the Rangers scored was on a 5-3 advantage. You better score with that massive advantage. They were able to have space to set up and execute a play. The rest of the game they were smothered and struggled to get any long offensive push going. Forget trying a long across the center ice pass with Carolina, they are all over it.

Big coaching changes need to be done for the Rangers tonight. Their approach has been figured out and stuffed 2 games in a row. The veteran players need to show up and lead the charge or it’s a wrap.

Carolina 1 Rangers 0

I had a feeling the first game was going to go down like this. Fast, very aggressive, a stupid amount of penalties (14).

Also not surprising, the Rangers taking the entire first period to realize they are playing a hockey game. Everything felt off with terrible passing, and an offense that couldn’t get anything started. That left everything to the defense to save every botched push.

It got better in the second period with improved passing and communication. Carolina always looked one step ahead though, most of the game it felt like the Rangers were trying to catch up (which was true on the score board).

Shesterkin didn’t start in net, which was a surprise. The bigger surprise is that he was listed as “unfit to play” which is the official title for any kind of illness or injury (the league says no one has tested positive for COVID). Georgiev was the backup. Hank locked it down despite the 3-2 score. The first one was the only one I consider legit. The shot hit his right shoulder and flipped over and in. He could have/should have stopped it. The second was a redirection in a pack of players, it was impossible to see. The third bounced off of Staal’s skate as he was trying to defend–it went through Hank’s legs as he was playing the shot as it was coming in. There was nothing he could do. Staal did make up for it by scoring a goal (I think his third of the season).

It could have gone to overtime. The Rangers could have won in regulation. 1-7 on the power play for Carolina and 0-7 for the Rangers. That can’t happen again. All those opportunities missed (4 of those power plays, Carolina had no problem defending) and being on the penalty kill that many times is too much stress and exertion to go through.

Adjustments will be made for Game 2 on Monday. I’m not too worried as I expected this series to be very close and nothing too alarming happened today. If they can put a stop to their season long curse of having terrible first periods, it’ll make a big difference. You can’t give a team a 20 minute advantage in a series that only takes 3 hours to get knocked out of.