Monthly Archives: February 2014

My Review: Kick-Ass 2

I didn’t think Kick-Ass really needed a sequel, but it turns out I enjoyed seeing Kick Ass and Hit Girl again. The first movie was a dirty romp of a comic book movie that ran it’s story in a complete beginning to end arc. K-A2 brings us back to the life of Dave Lizewski who hung up his spandex suit after blowing up Red Mist’s father in the first movie. With his crazy idea of being a super hero put to rest, he goes back to being a high school kid, but soon finds himself bored of the mundane. He approaches Mindy Macready again who has yet to put her knives and nunchakus away as Hit Girl. She trains him again to hit the streets as Kick Ass and after a change of heart, she hangs up her cape and Kick Ass goes off to join a like minded vigilante super hero group. This stokes the fires of Red Mist again who is bent on revenge for his father. Donning a new name moniker, he makes his own super villain group to destroy Kick Ass and the city.

A lot of what made the first movie stand out is back, the cursing, the laughs and the violence and the moral fiber of what it means to be a real hero. The main cast is all back with Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloe Grace Moretz and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. CMP really goes for it, pushing Chris D’Amico as far into insanity as he can go. If Lex Luthor was a stupid kid with uncontrollable rage, he’d be Chris D’Amico.

While I liked seeing these guys again, I was left a bit ambivalent in the end. While not a bad movie, it didn’t do anything too great either. The characters are the best part, some good action scenes (the green screen work is rough), but it’s an easy movie to skip. I think I missed director Matthew Vaughn from the first movie the most as he had a much more interesting and kinetic eye for the material than Jeff Wadlow. Too been there, done that.

My Review: The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger got brutal press reviews when it came out in the summer of 2013. It was like the gates of hell had been opened in a theatre and humanity had to condemn it. Going in, I tried to keep an open mind and I pretty much got what I expected.

First, let’s look at the big names behind The Lone Ranger. Directed by Gore Verbinski and Executive Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, two guys known for huge summer blockbusters. Main star Johnny Depp in another character roll (Jack Sparrow being the other character roll that gave him a massive career resurgence 10 years ago) in a summer blockbuster. If anything, which I think is what bothered most critics, this is a really bombastic and excessive movie. Two huge action sequences set on a train (where it looks like most of the budget was spent) that are really over the top with a few rather violent smaller action set pieces in between. This is a Western so shoot outs are expected and it isn’t gory at all. A lot of people do go mowed down. In the end I really liked the story, but it takes a long time for the movie to get on with the revelation of who all the villains are (which wasn’t a surprise) and their motive. I think the end motive is good, as is Tonto’s backstory. It clocks in at almost 2 and a half hours so it did feel drawn out. The easiest cut would be the odd scenes with the boy and old Tonto, I don’t understand why that was in the movie let alone written. That would shorten the movie by maybe 5 minutes which isn’t a whole lot, but those scenes added nothing and wouldn’t have been missed. Plus all of that make up work on Depp would have been skipped.

The other problem I think is in the general tone of movie which was a bit schizophrenic. A lot of it is played straight and realistic, but Depp’s Tonto goes for comedic relief with almost every line of dialog he has. Plus, Lone Rangers’ horse pretty much has magic powers. He has no problem getting onto the roof of buildings at the most convenient of times. He drinks booze too. Silver is a deus ex machina with 4 legs.
That brings us to the acting which was great all around. Armie Hammer did a good job as John Reid (Lone Ranger) and he had great chemistry with Depp. I really liked William Fichtner as Butch Cavendish, he plays a filthy outlaw with great aplomb. Johnny Depp did what I though he was going to do, it’s a cartoonish spin on a Native American. He made a flamboyant pirate with Jack Sparrow and for Tonto he moves and reacts like a silent film star. I don’t think it was a bad choice, but I don’t think he’ll be remembered for this roll.

In the end, The Lone Ranger isn’t nearly as bad as many made it out to be. I’d say it’s just a good movie…just the thing to watch on a cozy snow day.

My Review: Bad Milo

I’m a big fan of Ken Marino who is best known for his comedic start with The State TV back in the 90’s. He’s been making a bigger name for himself with his continued work in TV (Party Down, Children’s Hospital, Eastbound and Down, Burning Love) and more and more movie work. I think he’s one of the more under rated guys in comedy right now, but it looks like he’s catching on.

Ken Marino leads Bad Milo a horror comedy about Duncan and his intestinal monster. Yes, a monster that may or not have originated in the bowels of hell, but definatly lives in human bowels.

Bad Milo is a fun little creature feature about the ills of our modern day stress and anxiety. Duncan has a lot going on in his life. A terrible boss that puts him in high stress situations through manipulation and lies, an absentee father that he’s stressed about his entire life and the pressure of a newly pregnant wife. Duncan feels like the walls are closing in on him and the pressure builds up to such an extreme amount that he gets debilitating intenstinal issues. What starts as the need to spend some serious time in the bathroom urupts into Milo, a monster that actually has the best intentions for Duncan. It wants to get rid of all the things that bother Duncan. When the dead bodies start piling up, Duncan has to figure out a way to keep everyone safe around him.

Marino is great in this, he really knows how to sell the insanity of a butt monster. It’s a wild concept that works surprisingly well. It’s not a gory horror movie (much is left to the imagination) but the puppet work for Milo is well done. He’s kinda cute for a murderous monster and seeing a physical creature with the actors helps sell the believability of it all.

While it’s not a movie for everyone, if you can laugh at the premise it’s a good bet you’ll enjoy the hour and twenty minutes with Bad Milo.

Television Watch

Some of my favorite TV shows are back on the air and they’ve managed to keep up the quality. First is Justified, with one of my favorite characters making a return. Dewey Crowe was off doing time, but he’s back and trying to keep his head above water as best as he can. Of course he can’t because the guy is a mark for trouble. He’s not the smartest guy on the block so he starts off being scammed for a good hunk of change by Boyd, but he did get control of the brothel so Dewey was about as happy as he could be. But then Rayland kicks up a hornets nest down in Florida which makes Dewey’s cousin, Daryl move to Kentucky to put down some new “roots”. He’s played by the awesome Michael Rapaport who is just eating up every scenes he’s been in so far. Ava Crowder is stewing in jail with Boyd trying to get her our with very little success. The end of last season looks like it’s going to come and bite Rayland as his boss is investigating what really happened. Really like what’s going on, should be another stellar season.

Face Off is back too, my favorite reality show. It’s the only reality show I watch so that says a lot. No big changes in format which I like, a good crop of talent in this crew. There seems to be more front runners 3 shows in at this point too.

Also on Syfy is the new show Helix which is about a secret research base in the Antarctic. Some kind of bio outbreak gets out in the facility and some members of the CDC go to figure things out. Of course there are a lot of shady things going on so there is a lot of mystery, intrigue and murder!

Archer is back and the ISIS team is now on the other side of the law. A big shake up for the show. Cool idea and I think they are pulling it off well. Same great characters, but they are playing on the other side of the playground now.

Community is back up and running with the original creator and it’s very funny again. So much so that I’ve just started watching the show from the start. It reminds me My Name is Earl, some incredibly witty and fast jokes.

The Following is back and I am watching it. I have a weird love/hate relationship with this one because it’s so obscured, but cults are so hard for me to wrap my head around that what happens on the show work. I like Kevin Bacon, so he certainly helps. I find it dumb cult man made it out of the season finale not only alive but unscathed, but hey, I’m still watching.

Black Sails is a new pirate show on Starz, I caught the pilot and I like what I see. No other pirate shows are out there so I think this one could be refreshing and fun for me. It could scratch that Spartacus like itch.

Shameless is back and completely awesome. Easily my favorite show on TV right now. Big changes for the family, everyone has something interesting and life changing going on. Fiona’s major drama just started (and of course it’s relationship related), Frank is hanging on somehow at his absolutely lowest, Lip is going through a reality check of epic proportions that I really like, Debbie needs to be REALLY careful about what she’s doing, Carl is helping Frank as best he can….hopefully it won’t screw him up any more. Ian is m.i.a. since popping off to boot camp, it’s hard to tell if they’re going to bring him into this season in any major capacity. The other 2 Showtime companion shows (as I like to call them), House of Lies and Episodes are going strong too (HoL especially).

Coming up soon is The Americans which I cannot wait for and Legit. Hopefully FX moving Legit to FXX won’t screw the ratings and make them do something dumb….