Monthly Archives: December 2009

Anvil: The Story of Anvil the Review

There’s nothing like a good documentary. Anvil, I can happily say is one of the best music docu’s I’ve seen. Anvil is the name of a Canadian metal band that has been together for 30 years. Yeah, I never heard of them before this either.

It’s a remarkable human story of dreams and percerveriance. This guys saw their greatest success in the early 1980’s, shorty before Slayer and Metallica hit the scene and became world wide names in music. “Metal on Metal” was their hit and got them as far as touring Japan in a world tour that included Bon Jovi! But something happened. Nothing!

These guys were pretty much forgotten and left for dead. With a tiny fan base, Anvil put out 12 albums (with a fairly steady roster through the years too) independantly. Going from tiny label to tiny label, they never found traction and every single manager they had was garbage. But they never gave up. The original founding members, Lips and Robb swore that they’d make it as metal gods as kids and to this day are still going for it.

It’s a brutal but inspiring story. The documentary follows them while recording their 13th album. Everything from playing tiny shows to hooking back up with their original producer in England. They’re depressed to lose money on a 5 week Euro tour that has to be seen to be believed (I don’t think the manager they had knew what a manger does). They find hope when they hook up with their great old producer and then a huge fight breaks out 6 weeks into recording. They have meaningless jobs back home that barely pay the bills while they stretch everyday to get to that dream, but it always seems to move out of the way…

But there is a silver lining at the end. It doesn’t matter what kind of music you like, Anvil is a human story that everyone should see. And yes, the similarities to Spinal Tap are eerie, but this wacky ride is a real one.

Fun week!

Worked 2 days this week, Christmas was pretty quite for us this year, just a family dinner on Xmas day. Got Forza 3 (great), a year of xbox live, 20 bucks worth of MS points, a pen/LED flashlight/laser pointer, a sweater that is too big, and about $300.

Last night was the RHS Class of 1999 Reunion and it was a ton of fun. It was at the Brick House in town, first time I’ve been there even though the place is like 50 years old. Looks great, food was good to. Saw so many old friends I haven’t seen in 10 years it was a lot of fun to catch up and have a good time. I didn’t get a chance to talk to everyone I wanted to, but I got some new contact info from a few so that’s awesome. Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since high school, just about everyone looks the same still. Nice to know we aren’t that old. I talked about and remembered some far out stories from my childhood, that was something else to share. I actually miss a few people after having so much fun. Come to think of it, Facebook pretty much made it happen with a few go-getters who started the ball rolling. There were 32 people confirmed to come but I think there was close to 100 who showed up! Quite a few boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses to round it up, but it was a serious turn out for something that was put together about a month and a half ago.

Makes me miss HS for the first time.

Drag Me to Hell the Review

Drag Me to Hell could also be called Evil Dead 4. Director Sam Raimi goes back to his horror roots with this one. Christine, a normal, friendly girl, is a loan officer. One day an old gypsy woman swoops in to her office for a loan extension, which Christine denies to help herself move up the corporate ladder.

Taking a page from Stephen King’s “Thinner”, you don’t upset old gypsy women because they will curse the shitout of you. Christine spends the rest of the movie running from hell, seeking help to break the curse to keep her on this mortal coil.

So if you’ve seen an Evil Dead movie, you know what to expect. The main character is tortured through bizarre and scary events, trying to the last frame of the picture to save their lives. Jump scares, demons, gross out effects, dirt, blood, bugs and a whole lot of yelling is the main course for viewers. While the premise of the movie is actually very scary (if you don’t break the curse, you are literally dragged to hell), the move really isn’t. It’s funny and exciting really. The acting is great, especially Alison Lohman who plays Christine, the effects are top notch and there is actually very little gore. It’s edited just right, sound work is great too, lots of wild surround work done to really push the intensity at you. There are a lot of fantastic scenes in here, I would have loved to have made this movie. The fight in Christines bed room was wild, the feeling of being stalked by something supernatural was perfectly done.

I liked Drag Me to Hell a lot. It’s the kind of material that Raimi excels at (I think the Spider Man movies have been overly praised). It’s not for everyone but as far as I’m concerned it’s worth watching (especially with friends)/

G. I. Joe the Review

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

This one is a simple affair; summer action blockbuster. It’s based on decades long toy line, G.I. Joe has an ensemble cast that blows shit up (or tries to keep shit from blowing up) around the world for an hour and 25 minutes.

It’s the classic tale of the good guys teaming up to stop the bad guys from taking over the world. And you know what? It works better than Transformers 2 despite it being just as outlandish at times. It’s CG overload, I think 90% of this movie is digital effects. It ranges from passable to very good and honestly I had a good time watching it. Don’t expect Die Hard in terms of quality and you’re good to go.

Up the Review

You can pretty much walk into any Pixar movie and expect to have a good time at the very least. Everyone rates the movies differently, but Pixar is pretty much the only studio on the planet that hits big with every single picture they make. Up doesn’t deviate from that historical line.

78 year old Carl is up for an adventure. Living his life with his beloved wife, she passes away without them going on the big life adventure they always intended to make since they met as kids. After being fed up with all the changes going around him, he decides to give a middle finger to the world and pack up and leave all the kids to ruin things the way they see fit. Except he takes everything that is his. With baloons tied to his house! Just after lift off he finds a stow away passanger, the neighborhood kid Russell. Russell meant well, he just wanted to help old man Carl so he could earn his last Wilderness Explorer badge.

So off the odd pair go, to land in the lost legendary lands somewhere in South America. Up is a touching adventure of two people who are worlds apart that soon discover they have more in common than they ever thought. The typical charm and magic of a Pixar movie is here. Great characters, a solid story, fun dialog and animation to die for. Things do get more juvenile and wacky closer to the end of the movie (dogs flying bi-planes? Okay, aerial dog fight but still) which is pretty rare for a Pixar movie. So while the action gets low brow the movie doesn’t really suffer for it. It’s a great flick for anyone to enjoy.

Watch in confidence. Pixar did make it you know.

Tis the Season!

The year is almost over and it went really fast. Too fast? I dunno, I had an average year at best. 2010 could be the year of change.

Beau got a sweet bed for his birthday. Hitting 2 years old graduated him to move out of his cage into the luxiourous lap of an Orvis fleece covered doughnut bed. It’s a little too small to hang out in, but to sleep in he’s in heaven. He curls up into it, uses the bolster around the bed as a pillow and he’s down for the night. It’s so comfortable he just hops in and plops right down. No circling or scratching at it to get it the way he wants like he does with rugs. It’s really inviting looking to be honest.

Been playing more games than movies lately. Into Left 4 Dead 2 a lot, just got Beatles Rock Band for awhile (the presentation is of the highest quality, a lot of love was put into it) and Forza 3 is tomorrow. Gonna hit up midnight mass tonight for the first time instead of going Christmas morning. Going to be a quite night thise Eve, tomorrow we hit up the relatives for dinner.

TV Update

Sons of Anarchy:
Season 2 ended this passed Tuesday and it was fantastic. The entire season, start to finish was awesome. Incredible job from everyone who works on this show. Action, suspense, funny shit, drama like you wouldn’t believe with an incredibly satisfying end that sets up another season. This show has some of the best characters around, a real achievement for when a character gets hurt or dies you actually care.

Nip/Tuck:
Going strong! Really happy to see it. 7th episode just aired of season 6 and it was fantastic. Really brought things back to classic N/T with focusing on Sean and Christian’s core relationship with those closest. Really great writing that made Sean, Chrisitian and especially Kimber show what their characters really are (arguably the 3 pillars of the show). The custody battle was put to rest last episode (much faster than I thought) which probably means it marks the end of Julia’s mother on the show. The real dramatic shit is with Matt in jail. They put his ass in THE nightmare prison and he killed a dude to survive. Epic to say the least, next week should show his fate.

The show finished filming in the summer, for some reason FX is “splitting” it in half, airing 9 episodes taking a week or so off and then airing the last 9 episodes as “season 7” starting January 6th. Weird but a hell of a lot better than the first rumored “first half in 2010, end in 2011” idea when the show was filming.

Dexter:
I’ve read a lot of backlash for the show (low kill count! Rita sucks!) but I’m really digging it. 10 episodes in and this storyline has really hit it’s stride. I was worried at the end of 9 because there was a crazy end that could have sent the show into creative skullduggary. Holy shit did they come through. There’s 3 or 4 episodes left, I can’t wait.

Californication:
Not much to say, Hank Moody is Hank Moody and I love it.

Fringe:
After a long hiatus, my fav sci fi show is back and it’s still awesome.

Dollhouse:
The asses at FOX abandon another great show. At least they are giving the show the chance to end, but they’re rushing it off TV by airing 2 episodes at a time for the next month to burn through the remaining episodes. Joss Weadon needs to stay the hell away from these moes.

Always Sunny In Philadelphia:
One episode left in the season, god I love this show.

FX is the channel to beat. Their original programming is unstoppable.

Beau has bounced back.

He was knocked for a loop for 2 days from surgery. Third day he made a big turn and was feeling more like himself and by the 6th day he had his bounce back to his step.

10th day the stitches came out (quick little vet visit) and so now he’s cruising around just a little bit lighter.

In other updates, I rebooted my computer yesterday and the net came back with it. So I will now say that the bug is gone. Haven’t updated anything so I have no idea what fixed it.

I got my rebate for the Droid on Friday. So that’s a hundo put back in the bank. I like that.