Scream 4 the Review

Scream 4 is the most average movie I’ve seen in awhile. The concept and parts of the execution are good and they work. But the parts that don’t are really terrible.

Taking place 10 years after the last movie, Sidney Prescott comes back to Woodsboro for a book tour and this is of course starts a new copy cat killing spree. The essential cast from the previous movie make it back with a whole batch of new kids to murder.

First and foremost, this movie isn’t scary. It has basic jump scares and orchestra hits to get some sort of reaction from the audience. There’s a good idea for a movie here, changing the formula of a horror movie in the new film landscape of reboots and re imaginations that are all the rage. But for every good idea, there’s a bad one at work. You can tell the script was being worked on all through filming as it feels very piece meal in execution.

The opening sequence which has always been a trademark for the series is just stupid and unnecessary. There are two false starts with some god awful dialog (something about the word “meta” in any context drives me nuts) that never should have made it on film. When the real beginning actual starts it feels completely unoriginal and boring. Another problem is that every attempt at humor fails. There’s a movement near the end of the movie that got a big laugh, but it wasn’t intentional (and to be fair was probably unavoidable).

The death toll is high for a Scream movie, but only one death really had any weight to it. I constantly questioned the believability of the movie as I had a hard time suspending my disbelief. There’s just so much stuff that I don’t think the killer could really do and the amount of forensic evidence left behind was downright silly. That might seem like nitpicking but you can’t leave a barn door wide open and not expect people to look in. Finally, the movie went on for one scene too long. The reveal of the killer was good, the reasoning behind it was as well (watch out for some shit dialog and acting though) and there was actually a good ending there. But it was extended out to another scene for some reason. If they just cut to black at this one perfect spot I would have thought much better of the movie, but the last 10 minutes are a fucking mess. Completely derailed the movie into a cartoon and it mimicked parts of the trilogy for no good reason. They wanted to set up another potential 2 movies but just this goofy rehash ending ruined that.

If you don’t see this movie you really didn’t miss anything.

Source Code the Review

Source Code is director Duncan Jone’s 2nd feature movie and he’s got another winner on his hands.

U.S. Solider, Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaul) is selected for the governments new “Source Code” anti-terrorism project. This new tech allows a person to go back in time for 8 minutes and re-live the events of a person who was present there. Here, a bomb blows up a train and the race is on to find the person(s) responsible so their next attack on the US can be stopped.

Source Code is a smart sci-fi movie, much like Moon, Duncan’s last movie. It’s a simple story with a few characters and locations (3 or 4 really) that is fascinating and fun to watch. It’s a lot like the movie Groundhog Day, but here Colter is forced to live just 8 minutes on the train, the clock ticking down to the next attack. Like any good movie, things aren’t as simple as they appear. In his investigation Colter must find out how to stop the terrorist and learn about how he got involved in the project. The ending is even well done if a bit confusing.

I’m a big fan of Duncan Jones, he’s got a great eye and vision and the special effects are great too. A real treat in a genre that is usually more bad than good.

Mortal Kombat

Is back and better than ever! The 9th game in the series that is out for 360 and PS3 is honestly the best game in the series and the most fun I’ve had with a fighter since 2005’s Dead or Alive 4.

Whenever a Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced it looks good and people get excited for it. They remember having good times with the series as a kid and look forward to the new, shiny experience that a new game should bring. Then it comes out and it’s a complete disaster. Mortal Kombat is like that, but the game actually came out meeting every expectation.

It’s an extension of Mortal Kombat II (which was amazing when it came out) with juggle combos and moves. There are still dial-a-combos from 3, but toned down. The game speed is right between 2 and 3 with the same chunky, deliberate pacing that the series is known for.

The game story is a retelling of the original three games. Raiden is getting crushed by Shao Kahn when he sends a vision to his younger self in an attempt to keep his present, Shao Kahn taking over, from happening. We jump back in time to the original game and events unfold and change from there. Everyone from the first 3 games in it it along with most of the stages from those games (a few added to address the new events).

This game looks amazing. The artwork is really impressive, some amazing character models and animation really make the game come alive. The damage modeling is some bar raising stuff, I can’t think f another fighting game that has this much detail, characters look like they went through a war at the end of a match. The audio supplements this, the fighting is very visceral. Great sound effects match the visual impacts of every punch, kick and impalement. The backgrounds are a treat to see, a lot of the old stages look amazing now with some really great lighting effects (the Living Forest is a great example). The brutal Fatalities are back and they made Babalities really funny. The cast is huge and just about everyone is a ton of fun to play with added special moves that make everyone play uniquely. The new special meter had 3 sections that fill up. One lets you do an enhanced special move that makes your standard special more powerful. Two bars allow you to break a combo and three bars lets you do a X-Ray attack. These X-ray attacks are like Ultras from Street Fighter that do tremendous damage and can turn the tide of a fight. They’re brutal attacks that break bones (which you can see happen with the x-ray effect) but they’re pretty easy to avoid and block so you aren’t helpless when it’s triggered.

Mortal Kombat is a great achievement for NeatherRealm Studio. An amazing amount of thought and work went into this game. It keeps everything that people love about the series while adding the production and features you expect from a game released in 2011. Mortal Kombat is easy to pick up and play, but there’s a lot there to dig into. All sorts of modes, extras and secrets to unlock mean there is a ton of gameplay to go through. Few games present a fully fleshed out world like this game does.

Some Good Rock

I’ve been listening to two new albums recently, Foo Fighters “Wasting Light” and Sum 41 “Screaming Bloody Murder”, both I’ve grown to love the more I listen to them.

These days it’s hard to find a good rock album. I’ve been a casual fan of Foo Fighters, listening almost strickly to their singles over the years. Looking for something new to listen to, I popped this in without hearing anything about it or from it. Dave Grohl has to be one of the best musicians working today. Look at his career, his resume is ridiculous. I’ve become a huge fan of Wasting Light, the only track I don’t like is “Dear Rosemary”, the other 10 are pretty brilliant. It’s a fantastic car album, just a high energy and groovy album from front to back. Dave has a fantastic singing range, the drums are terrific and the guitar work is really impressive too. The album was recorded at Grohl’s house using the good old analog way (like Korn did with their latest) which gives it a warm and live feel. They recently played Saturday Night Live and completely killed, sounded just like the album. “Walk” is my favorite track, which they also did on SNL, totally worth tracking down and watching.

Sum 41 is a love ’em or hate ’em band. These guys get shit on all the time but I think they have some serious talent. “Mature” has never been a word for this band, but they pretty much hit it big when they were kids. I love 2005’s “Chuck”; it’s just a blistering album. They kinda shed the punk overtones and went more metal/rock and it totally worked. 2007’s “Underclass Hero” on the other hand sucked eggs. I have no idea what happend but it bored me to death and I swear they reused riffs and melodies from their earlier work. “Screaming Bloody Murder” is a really eclectic album. Ballads, acoustic, piano, thundering bass and drums, some straight up shredding guitar work are all on this album. Some work better than others, but I gotta say I like the whole album. People seem to freak out when a band slows things down, but I don’t mind that (“Crash” is a good example). I don’t think albums need to follow a straight path, variety and time changes keep things interesting. As long as there is a real energy behind a song, it works. This sounds like a very personal album for Deryck Whibley, something I appreciate. Right after “Crash” is the energetic “Blood In My Eyes”. There’s a nice transition between the songs as “Crash” is a ballad and”Blood” doesn’t really pick up until about 30 seconds with a terrific guitar riff. I gotta say, I love Steve Jocz on drums, he’s a monster (new guitarist Tom Thacker sounds like a great match for Whibley as well, great stuff). These guys can really throw down a jam that can quickly morph into a groove and then back into a jam (“Sick of Everyone” and “Happiness Machine” which is my favorite). They take a lot of inspiration from others (Green Day, but I think Sum 41 is better than them, less predictable).

Check ’em out.

Get Up- Korn

It’s like See You On The Other Side cranked to the moon! Collab between Skrillex and Korn, Road Runner is going to release the song for free on Monday, the 18th. It’s Korn with a dubstep influence, probably the direction the next album is going to take. Seems like they’re going to be fucking around in the studio until they head out for some festivals for the summer. This could mean Skrillex may produce the album. Time will tell, I like what I’ve heard from this. It’s a new direction but it still sounds like Korn. How could they play this live thought? I look forward to see what comes of this.

I’ve kicked Mafia Wars to the curb

Been thinking about doing it for awhile and I finally pulled the trigger. You can say that any game is a waste of time, but none quite like Mafia Wars. It’s a spread sheet with graphics and the “gameplay” feature of bothering other people to send you useless objects so you can keep running on a treadmill. It never ends. They just add another section, add more hoops to jump through that require you to bug other people to try and finish.

It turns into a habit, doesn’t matter if you’re having fun anymore. So I gave it up. Unfriended all the people that were there solely as Mafia members, now I have regained a functional Wall again. It was stupid actually, 90% of of friend updates were Mafia War requests, I had to actually browse to see anything from someone I actually cared about.

So cold turkey. Removed all those mob friends, blocked the application completely and deleted the Zynga toolbar. Feels good actually. It’s a healthy feeling.

Sucker Punch the Review

I wanted to like Sucker Punch a lot more than I did. I like Director Zack Snyder a lot. Big fan of his previous movies, I love his style and direction (ease up on the slow-mo would be a good move though). Sucker Punch is a passion project for him. It’s his own creation, he had the idea for awhile and he got the chance to make it with a shit load of money and talent behind it. Something seems to have been lost in the production though.

They story of Sucker Punch is about a young girl nicknamed Babydoll who is institutionalized to a insane asylum by her step father after accidentally killing her younger sister. At the asylum she befriends a few other girls and hatches a plan to escape. Now the hook of the movie is that she uses her imagination as a coping mechanism to her situation which allows these crazy anime inspired action set pieces to dazzle the audience. It’s a neat idea that lets Zack come up with some really great and interesting action scenes. Reality doesn’t really matter in this fantasy…the real world goal is to obtain an object that is needed to escape (Map, fire, knife, key) so each action scene is for each item the girls are trying to get. Watching this it felt like something was missing either from the script or from editing. It’s an hour and 45 minutes long but it really looked to me that big chunks had been taken out for whatever reason (probably time) that made things way more confusing then they should be.

The entire movie is pretty much a fantasy sequence. The opening is told like a play, so even that doesn’t feel real. It’s clear what happens and how Babydoll gets thrown away by her step dad, but that fantasy world never really subsides. Maybe when she first gets to the hospital is that moment real, but Babydoll quickly changes her surroundings to look like a brothel/dance studio. The catalyst for the action scenes is when Babydoll dances, everyone is enthralled by her moves. This technique has apparently been taught to her by the resident shrink, Dr. Vera Gorski even though you never see that, only hear it in passing. But when Babydoll dances, it’s shown with her slowly moving her hips side to side and then closing her eyes which is when everything around her changes, she gets super powers and she brings the other girls into the mission with her. The way this is shown, I couldn’t shake the idea that the marks watching her, weren’t entranced by her dancing, but shocked and bewildered at how she looks like a retard with hip dysplasia.

I think the movie spends too much time in Babydoll’s fantasy world. You hear about real events (a doctor is coming in 5 days to give Babydoll a frontal lobotomy, which gives her a time limit on when she can get things together and escape) in some dialog but it’s impossible to even tell the amount of time that is passing in the movie. There’s not enough grounding to make the events and consequences make enough sense. You have no idea of what is actually happening during the action scenes in the real world so it doesn’t work as well as intended. It might have sounded great on paper but it just feels like a half baked idea when the filmmakers went through with it.

There’s also an idea of feminism and other wise “girl power” at play here. The main cast is all girls and they band together to get out of their sad reality. I’ve read a lot of moaning that there is more exploitation at work here then real feminism, but I never saw anything really gratuitous. There’s obviously sex appeal at work here, but it didn’t look obnoxious to me. The costumes are all ripped from the anime world and burlesque shows like Chicago. In fact the action scenes are really an American filmmakers take on making an anime with real actors. They defy gravity and time, they have huge weapons, everyone knows kung fu and weapon training.

An amazing amount of work went into making this movie. Everything was clearly worked on with a purpose and a vision, taking cues and cliches from all sorts of entertainment mediums. The action scenes are truly spectacular, but all the important parts linking them are too weak. There is some bad dialog here and there which is made worse by some downright terrible acting (Vanessa Hudgens, I’m looking at you. Thankfully she was barely in the movie).

I expect the home release with a directors cut to make this movie much better, I gotta say wait for that instead of seeing it in theaters.

Limitless the Review

Bradley Cooper is really hitting his stride, isn’t he. Limitless is Mr. Coopers first leading man role and judging by the response it’s received at the box office and by critics, his star power will continues to rise. Special mention for BC’s role on Nip/Tuck as Aiden Stone, which I think is the first time I really noticed him.

I found Limitless to be an enjoyable movie, if a bit on the safe side. It’s the story of a crumb bum of an author named Eddie who comes in contact with an exotic mind expanding drug by way of an old acquaintance. This translucent little wonder unlocks the mind, making the person more focused, creative and active. “It works best if you are already a smart person” and the effects have a drastic affect on Eddie. He can recall long forgotten facts that have been tucked away in his brain, learning anything becomes easy. He quickly gets his life into a new stratosphere of class and opportunity in Manhattan. But it’s obviously not that easy, all drugs have side effects and this unclassified wonder doesn’t come cheap or from the nicest people.

It’s a great concept and it’s put to great use in the film. There’s a lot of fun scenes, Bradley Cooper is a perfect fit for Eddie and it’s a really well put together movie. It’s edited quite well and didn’t overstay it’s welcome. They kept it from being too predictable too which was very welcome. You might think you’re on the right track early on but they tweak the characters and interactions here and there to keep you on your toes. My only real critique is the end, which I actually liked. It just felt a little too convenient and easy, the time frame of those last events didn’t seem that plausible to me. Great matinee movie.

Television!

A quick run down of the shows I’ve watched. A lot of winners so far.

Series 16 of Top Gear flew right by! A new Stig was brought in and the usual high quality car enthusiast programming continued on! The Christms special was a particular stand out.

Shameless on Showtime just finished up it’s first season and it was damn good. William H Macy rules, pretty much the whole cast does aside from the youngest kids. A lot of crazy stuff goes down every episode and the finale was especially rough. Not sure how Frank is going to live through it.

Face Off is the first show I’ve watched on Sci-fi (sorry buy SyFi is fucking stupid) in at least a decade. I can’t believe it took this long for a movie makeup competition to happen. It’s a great premise and the show found a great cast for it’s first season. I was happy with who won and look forward to the next season.

Skins, Season 3! As expected, no where near as good as the first season. The cast change was a tough one to get over, I found most of the characters to be more annoying than anything. JJ was my favorite, he was the easiest to relate to and the most believable. It wasn’t a terrible season, but it was a huge drop off in quality.

The two ABC shows I watch are Modern Family and The Event. MF is basically brilliant and The Event has gotten better since it’s cone back. It got really slow for awhile there and things seem to be picking up again.

Fringe continues to be the best Science Fiction show on TV. Just terrific writing and acting every episode. There’s some complex story telling going on but they manage to keep everything very clear and easy to follow. Changing the credits for the stories in the alt dimension (and for flash back episodes) is brilliant. When Olivia was possessed 2 episodes ago it got me worried that they took a turn down Stupid Lane, the concept and explanation was hard to swallow and this is on a show where the impossible is tested all the time. Looks like it’s going to be a quick and interesting arc so I remain positive on things working out.

Mad Men season 4 just hit DVD and I’m plowing head first into episode 7 this weekend thanks to Netflix. Great show and the new ad agency is surprisingly effective at breathing new life into the show. The story of these broken people continues to keep my interest high.

The second season of Archer is more than half way done and holy shit is it funny. I can’t even explain how great this show is. They take some dark subjects on and just steam roll you over with it.

Hawaii 5-0 is the only CBS show I watch, I enjoy it because it’s just a brain dead show. Like it just fits the cookie cutter mold and follows the most basic TV rules around but it works. Must be the cast and location that does it for me.

Justified on FX (this network might have the best collection of shows right now) is another winner. It’s fun stopping in on US Marshall Raylan rousting the creeps of his Kentucky home town. It’s got that Wild Wild West vibe going on that I really like, you don’t see that much these days. Special mention to Walton Goggins who plays Boyd, he’s amazing. One of the best TV characters around today.

NBC’s Thursday line up is pretty strong too. I watch Perfect Couples for Olivia Munn and while it isn’t the best show, it makes me laugh. Parks and Recreation is on a roll with its 3rd season. 30 Rock is always worth tuning into, I can’t really think of an episode I haven’t liked. The Office is a rough one though, I kind of watch out of curiosity now. There’s been more than a few terrible episodes and the show just feels tired. I can see why Steve Carell wants to leave and it may be in the best interest of the show. Michael Scott is just played out as a character. I like how they have things set up with Holly, it looks like they can move Michael on in a positive way and the combo of Will Ferrel and Ricky Gervaise giving the show a shot in the arm for the last few episode of the season could be great. I’m not sure if I’ll keep watching next season.

Spring It

Dear Spring,

Please show up this is getting rediculous. You seem to be fighting winter off this weekend, but these sub 40 temps are way beyond old. Time to heat things up and make all of us happy again.

Yours Truly,

Nick