The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey the Review

I consider myself a casual Lord of the Rings fan. I watched all the movies and thought they were good, I tried to read the novels and was bored out of my mind. I took to the technical achievements of the films, all the new techniques and the immense work that Peter Jackson and his team did are very impressive. I like Peter Jackson as a director. It’s taken a very long time for the prequel to the LotR trilogy to be made, but The Hobbit is finally here.

I never read the book and knew the basics going into the film. I went to a full Peter Jackson Experience showing to see the movie as PJ intended. That means High Frame Rate 3D. First, the story. It’s a bit more kid friendly than the trilogy, showing us the tale of Bilbo Baggins on his first adventure. He is picked by Gandalf the wizard to go on a journey with 14 Dwarves who are on a quest to reclaim their ancicestral home. There’s some funny jokes, some great characters with visuals and an orchestrated score to match the epic journey. The cast is great and despite a long run time of two hours and 40 minutes, I enjoyed it a lot. I didn’t know any of what was added or changed from the book, so I have nothing to be annoyed about. The pacing felt good, it always felt like the story was progressing.

Now the technical. There’s a lot of cogs and gears that need to spin perfectly together to make everything work just right with the 3D and High Frame Rate. When it all works, the film looks amazing. The brightest 3D picture I’ve ever seen and never blurred or turned into mud when things got face paced. The 48fps makes things look really weird. The picture is so clear and so smooth, I can’t really compair it to anything else I’ve seen. No movie or TV show looks like this. It’s very disctracting at the beginning. Bilbo looks like he’s running around sped up and camera movement looks turbo charged. Like the rig is on a greased up track with no friction, it just flies around. The lighting, the colors and the depth can make scenes look like you are looking through a View Master. It’s almost like going on a motion simulator ride like Star Tours or The Amazing Spiderman, it’s like a different level of visual fidelity to take in. The computer effects are mostly spectacular. There are some weird integration/composotomg issues here and there where characters don’t look like they are actually interacting with the ground. Instead of running, it looks like a video game glide. Gandalf’s nose looks very fake in the beginning, some weird lighting on the prothstetic I think. Those are my only realy complaints. The facial animation is fantastic and the scene with Gollum and Bilbo is a remarkable moment for cinema.

Taken as just a standard 2D movie, I think there is a lot to like here. LotR fans have no reason not to see this. A return to Middle Earth is a much stronger selling point than I ever thought. The new filming techniques are a worthy experiement I think. It needs more work, but I there is potential there. There’s two more movies for PJ to improve on and it’ll be interesting to see if he sucseeds.

The Queen of Versailles the Review

You gotta love a good documentary. They’re entertaining, intriguing and educational. With the economy being on everyone’s mind for the past 10 years or so, The Queen of Versailles is an interesting look from the other side of the fence, the uber wealthy.

The filmmakers started following David and Jaqueline Siegel before the 2008 economic collapse. They are extremely wealthy. Twenty bathrooms in your house wealthy. David started Westgate time shares many years ago building a empire of 28 resorts around the country and a massive casino/hotel in Vegas. They live extravagantly and even with a 25.000+ square foot mansion, they need more space. They employ 19 people just for the house, they have 7 children under the age of 12 (and one who is a bit older, who they adopt from Jackie’s sister). They start to build Versailles, they 90,000 square foot dream home in Orlando.

Then the housing market and economy collapses in 2008. The Siegel’s get cut off at the knees.

It’s a fascinating look at what the US is now built on. It’s really easy to think these two are terrible people, they’re wealth is the kind that most people can’t even dream of. The can get any thing and everything they could ever want. They have deep social and political connections. It’s easy to be envious of what they have. But this docu does a really good job of showing both sides of the story. They’re both people. David worked and works his ass off for what he has. He never stops working. Jackie is a sympathetic person and she has her flaws. Westgate employs thousands of people, what David does, in fact helps people. But on the other side you see how crazy they live and view the world.

The filmmakers re-balance the scales in every scene. They show the humanity and then show the dirt. You feel disgusted by them, then you feel empathy. Two really good examples. David works hard as hell, no doubt. He does earn his money. He figured out how to work the system. But then the guy talks about how he helped George W Bush get elected in 2001. When asked how he did it, he says “I don’t want to say….it might not exactly be legal.” Another one is when they talk to the kids. The adopted girl came from an abusive and very poor family. She compares her life of being dirt poor and her new life of luxury. She talks about trying to stay grounded, think about where she came from and how she dreamed of being rich. “I thought if I was ever rich, I’d wake up with a smile everyday. Now, I’m just used to it.” All the kids are, they’re used to it, they don’t know anything else. Jackie is far and away the worst, a gleeful compulsive shopper. Buying stuff is what she loves to do. She talks about alligator shoes and ostrich feather pants that cost 10 grand, laughs when she said she spent a million dollars a year on just…stuff.

But it could happen to you, which is the main point. When you become successful, your lifestyle and expectations change. It’s human nature. Sitting there saying it would never happen to you, that you would never change is a lie. You wouldn’t be aware it was happening to you. Even with all that money, they’re just people. The Siegel fortune was made solely on credit. No one paid for his business in cash. He got huge, cheap loans to build his resorts. When it all collapsed, the banks turned on David just like they did on everyone else. And he made them millions, if not billions. The banks hounding him to sell everything, refusing to give him extensions or the chance to make a deal. They just wanted to take the real estate from him. Their dream house lays half way finished (it is SO obnoxious, it’s hilarious) after putting $75 million into it. It goes into foreclosure (it’s a tough sell, the amount of people that can afford it is really minuscule, the location makes it an even harder sell).

Fascinating story watching this wealthy family have to adapt to lifestyle changes and stress they never saw coming. It’s enraging, it’s sad and funny. One of the best documentaries I’ve seen in awhile.

The Bourne Legacy the Review

The Bourne Legacy is the fourth movie in the Jason Bourne espionage franchise. Big changes were made as Matt Damon bowed out of the series with director Paul Greengrass. It’s been 10 years since the first movie and 5 since the last. With the big cast change, Jeremy Renner plays Aaron Cross, another participant in the deep dark recesses of the Tredstone operation. “Jason wasn’t the only one” is the push here.

There was a lot of trepidation of how this movie would be, but I gotta say it fits and works really well. That is all thanks to writer Tony Gilroy who has been a part of every movie. He knows the characters and world better than anyone and he continues the action and intrigue without missing a beat. He also directs and does a good job of it.

I really like Jeremy Renner and he did well in this role. With Jason blowing cover for his bosses (the beginning of Legacy takes place when Ultimatum is happening), a slash and burn protocol is put into action to scrub all traces of the spy program. Investigations are inevitable and those in charge scramble to protect their asses. Aaron is a bit more special than Jason. While the previous movies were about a super spy remembering who he is, why and for who, Aaron knows he’s in the program. He takes medication that’s given to him, but he’s not entirely in the loop. Following the tag team nature of the previous movies, Rachel Weisz plays Dr. Marta Shearing who also works for the program and is also thrown out with the government bathwater. She knows all about the drugs Aaron was taking and helps him fight back.

Legacy in not only a solid action film, it’s a solid entry to the series. It looks and sounds like a Bourne movie, the action sections are really cool, the suspense and sneakiness is there and at the end of the two hours, I wanted more. That’s always a good sign for me.

Action Movie Roundup

Some quick hits!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter: This was directed by Timur Bekmambetov who also did Wanted, so crazy action scenes are a known quantity. Abe Lincoln: VA is a fun ‘what if’ idea where Abe Lincoln’s mother is killed by a vampire when he’s a boy and that inspires him to eliminate every single one he can find. Politics become his ‘backup plan’ and the plot weaves together history with vampire lore. It works pretty well, Benjamin Walker is pretty convincing as Abe and he’s really handy with an axe. Action is super over the top comic book style. Lots of style and slow mo. Fun movie, makes a good rental I think.

The Expendables 2: The Action Movie Star supergroup film is back and it’s better than the first. So that helps. The group is brought into a retrieval mission where one of their own is killed. That starts the mission for revenge and the halt of a nuclear threat. So that’s the set up for some good action scenes with action stars from he last 30 years. Problem one: the CG blood is terrible in the opening scene. It looks so bad it’s distracting. It’s toned down and gets better later on, but it’s worth mentioning. Second, there are a ton of stars here, the big get being Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s enough to have these huge hollywood action stars in one movie, but they had to shoe horn in every catchphrase they could. It doesn’t fit, it’s super obnoxious and just pointless. Everyone knows who these guys are and what they’ve done. Let them me these new characters in this universe. Any worse and Arnold and Bruce Willis would have high fived and looked right at the camera while slinging Terminator and Die Hard lines at the audience.

Men in Black 3: This turned out way better than I thought it would. The second movie was pretty terrible (I think everyone likes the first) and it’s been a long time since Agent J and K have been seen. Here we see one of the meanest aliens (Jemaine Clement!}that K puts into jail breaks out, manages to travel back in time and kill K so that his alien race can invade Earth. It works really well. There is a mix of fantastic special effects (both practical and CG) and terrible blue screen that needed some more time to be lit correctly. Solid cast, Will Smith does his thing, Tommy Lee Jones holds it down the way he does. Josh Brolin is the real star, he plays the young Agent K and he nails a Tommy Lee Jones impression. Check it out, it’s a great sequel.

Skyfall the Review

I’ve been anticipating this James Bond movie for a long time and it completely lived up to my expectations. It’s beautiful, it’s sexy, it’s so damn cool.

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Skyfall is the intimate story of James Bond and his espionage world. We see a lot of his past as well as his boss M after the list of NATO secret agents is stolen by the conniving and vicious Silva. The murky depths that M has gone to protect her nation comes bubbling back in disturbing and intense events that she and Bond must face together.

I love this movie from the first frame to the last. The fantastic soundtrack, the gorgeous production design and direction, the perfect theme song by Adele with the jaw dropping title sequence. Skyfall is so well made from every angle, there was incredible love put into this movie. It looks and sounds stunning, the production is just oozing with style and precision to detail. The plot is a mature and surprisingly introspective on Bond and M, the relationship between what is essentially a hired killer and his boss.

There are a ton of nods to the series past while setting up the franchise for the future. Action scenes, while rather infrequent, are superbly done and exciting. With CG only used to enhance or to truly make something too dangerous to do live, possible. There are some spectacular stunts and explosions on display. I was also surprised by the lack of gadgets, but what is there is very plausible and cool.

Along with the terrific script is this outstanding cast. I love Daniel Craig as Bond, this is easily his best yet. Casino Royale was very good and Quantum of Solice is one of the bigger disappointments for me (writing that was bloated and unfocused). Judi Dench is back for her seventh time as M and she is simply fantastic. There is a lot of interaction with her and Bond, they usually just have brief scenes together, but here they have a real partnership. We see that their fates are intertwined, a level of trust and honor that is rarely scene in such genre pictures. They only exist because the other person does. The brilliant Javier Bardem plays Silva, who is far and away the best Bond villain in years, if not decades. A truly scary man with a killer backstory and murderous intent. He pushes Bond and all of MI6 to their limit, I loved watching him devour every scene he was in (a lot of this was due to some fantastic direction, his first scene comes immediately to mind). We get two fantastic Bond girls in this entry, with the beautiful Naomie Harris as Eve (first time I saw her was in 28 Days Later) and the stunning French newcomer Berenice Marlohe as Severine (even her name is cool). We have a new Q as well, played by Ben Winshaw. He’s not seen much, but he’s very memorable and is quickly making a name for himself in cinema.

I can’t really say much more beside glowing praise, I truly loved it. It respects the 50 year old franchise while bringing it to new places. Daniel Craig is signed for two more movies and the foundation for a really incredible run is right in front of us. I have really high hopes, go see this in theaters with a fantastic screen and sound system!

Wreck-It Ralph the Review

Disney animation has been on a roll! Tangled was a great movie and a huge success and Wreck-It Ralph is even better.

Ralph is the villian in the 80’s videogame “Fix-It Felix Jr.”. Ralph breaks the apartment building while Felix Jr. comes and fixes it. At the end of the level, Ralph is thrown off the roof into the mud below. After 30 years of this, he’s sick of getting the bum rap of being a villian. In an effort to be on equal ground with the “good” guys in his game, he goes off to another game to win a medal to show them how useful and imprtant he is. Trouble insues.

The premises is really smart and very well executed. It’s kinda like the videogame spin of Toy Story. When the arcade closes, the characters can leave their game and visit the others by zipping through the power cables of the games (the hub is in the power strips that the arcade machines are plugged into). There are ton of video game references from start to finish. Half the fun is picking out all of the characters from games that are just milling about in the background.

There’s a lot of heart in this movie, Ralph being voiced by John C Reilly is a brilliant choice. I really like him to start with and he makes Ralph a super relatable and lovable character. He’s upset with his job, upset with who he is in this videogame world. His story is one of discovery of self, meeting other characters who share similar life struggles (Sarah Silverman as Venelopee is a great foil for Ralph, one of the best cartoon duos in quite sometime.). He grows as a character and uses his established skills to solve problems. There is a lot of love and respect in this film, that’s why I really liked it. It also doesn’t hurt that the animation in this movie is exceptional. The characters look and move great, the original video games they came up with are terrific and inspired. Some amazing lighting and texture work, the Sugar Rush game looks like it’s really made of candy.

It can get pretty intense at times for younger viewers, so the PG rating is applicable. Really liked it, terrific work from a studio that isn’t Pixar!

Well, that wasn’t cool.

I should have written this a week ago, but Hurricane Sandy was no joke! The coast got pounded and up here in the north, the wind put on a clinic! Shoved a tree onto our house, thousands of trees down across every county. It’s been a long clean up, there are still people with no power out on Long Island. We were out for 4 days, which was terrible while many around here went a week!

You really don’t know what you have until it’s gone. It’s going to be a months before the state is really back to normal.

Rain Rain Go Away

Hurricane Sandy could destroy us all! That’s what the media loves saying at least. There’s a lot of envirnmental things going for Sandy that could let it cut a huge swath through the East Coast. There’s going to be a lot of damage but there is no way to tell what direction the storm is really going to take. If it does make a left tomorrow afternoon, it’s going to go right over us. I’m on a hill so flooding isn’t a huge issue, but the amount of water this thing could dump on us would overwhelm the local water ways and sewers. Hopefully it’s gradual and not too punishing. Winds could hit 70mph which is a crazy thought. Trees are going to drop like it ain’t no thing. Losng power is the greatest threat, the coast is probably going to get mauled. Can only hope we skate through this one, last years October blitzkreig did a number on us, took a good 3 full days for things to get back to normal around here. Sandy has the potential to do much worse.

At least it’s not coming tonight, there’s awesome TV on. Hold on tight.

Cornea Transplant: Week 13 or so

Went to my 3 month check up and the last stitch was taken out. My vision is still very blurry, which was a surprise to Dr. Perl as the transplant is very healthy and clear. Ran some tests to check for any internal (retina) problems and they all came up negative. The theory now is that the suture that goes around the incision area is causing distortion in the cornea. The suture isn’t coming out for another 5-6 months so it’s more or less a waiting game to see greater improvement. I’m still going to be on 3 drops of lotemax a day for 2 more months and the best news is no more guard over the eye while I sleep. That’s awesome as putting it on every night had been a chore after 3 months.

Xbox Music

Microsoft recently released their Xbox Music service to the public. At this moment the software is out for the Xbox only, in about a week it’s going to come with all Windows 8 products. It’s the second or third relaunch of their services (laying Zune to rest) and it’s good. But something really bothers me about it.

The continued penny pinching of the Xbox user base. Xbox Music is direct competition to Spotify, Last fm, Pandora and the others in the army of internet radio. All of these services are well entrenched with their users and many (namely Spotify) work on a huge array of devices. Xbox Music is going to only work on Microsoft devices for at least 6 months. It’s going to be the center of Windows 8 for music. You’ll be able to stream internet music for free, just like Pandora and Spotify with commercials (you can also purchase music), or go through the pay wall for the premium ad free, unlimited skipping service (called Xbox Music Pass). That sounds great and the software is pretty slick, no other program looks like it and it makes itunes look pretty ancient.

Here comes the stupid. Without the Music Pass, this services is gimped and useless on the Xbox. You can only listen to 30 seconds of a song. It’s an elaborate preview service. With the pass, you can actually use it the way it’s intended. You also have to have a gold membership to use this service. The money hoops for this on Xbox are completely insulting. This new service is made and run by Microsoft, why on Earth should a Xbox Gold member, who is paying upwards of $60 a year be required to pay MORE? Add it as another value to getting a Gold membership! This is a fledgling service that needs to impress people enough to drop whatever music service they already live with. That’s hard enough to do without giving people reasons NOT to use it. Anyone without Windows 8 is pretty much locked out as well…it’s not going to come to Windows 7. The loophole is that the Music Pass works with the Zune software but the amount of people using that is pretty small AND it’s not using the new design so the interface is a different experience (although the Xbox Music UI is heavily based on the Zune software).

The value that Microsoft is giving to it’s loyal player base just keeps getting smaller and smaller. The $10 hike for Xbox Gold membership was shady enough, this is just unbelievable greed. Lucky for Microsoft, Nintendo still has their head up somewhere above the clouds for their network, so that’s still no worry. They can even continue to point and laugh. Sony on the other hand just keeps making the right moves. They’ve matched many of Xbox Live’s features (for free) and the PS+ membership is a great value idea.

My plea to the powers at be in Redmond, WA: Stop trying to squeeze your fans out of every single dime, it’s going to come back and bite you. With the next generation looming on the horizon, you need to get all your ducks in a row. You better quality test that thing because EVERYONE is going to be watching for you to do a header into the dirt and you’ll be the ones responsible for a mass exodus from the Xbox platform.

Our Idiot Brother the Review

I wasn’t expecting much from this one so it was a great surpise when I watched it. Paul Rudd has seen a career resurgence lately and Our Idiot Brother is far and away the best I’ve seen him.

Paul plays Ned Rochlin, who is the title idiot brother. He was so good as this lovable idiot. Ned always means well, he just has the terrible habit of jamming his foot into his mouth. He’s got three sisters who are very busy and important people in their own worlds and it’s always Ned who screws them up.

This was really well written, they carefuly avoided making Ned a terrible person which would have killed the movie. I always felt sympothy for him and saw him as a guy who wears his heart on a his sleeve. Couple the writing with Rudd’s acting and you have a great, three diminsional character. There’s a stacked cast here too (Elizabeth Banks, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Steve Coogan, TJ Miller and an awesome godlen retriever) that was great to watch work together.

Our Idiot Brother is movie with a lot of heart that is damn funny at times. I recommend it.

Cornea Transplant: Month 3

It’s been three months since the surgery! In the passed, week or week and a half I’ve noticed the biggest improvement in my vision. It hasn’t been sudden, very gradual, but the double vision effect really seems to be coming together. It’s still there, but it is definitely better. That feels great, very reassuring that it’s going to keep getting better. Despite the left eye still being very blurry, this is the second biggest improvement since the surgery. The impairment of the scar left right away, but the blurry and double vision replaced that impairment. Now that it’s really getting better this feels more like a success.