Let’s talk TV

Haven’t talked about summer TV in some time and much of it is coming to a close soon, so let’s get to it.

The Strain- Liking this season a lot, but Eph’s kid is a little snot. They are slowing bring his vampire mother and him together (she’s been sniffing him out for a few episodes now) and I hope they finally pull the trigger on it this week. It’s long overdue and I’m hoping he gets eaten. While being a kid offers a certain amount of ignorance and stupidity (and the mourning and denial of his undead mother), I find his attitude most of the time insufferable, he can really drag things down. Hopefully, Abe finds the book he’s looking for this week too. It’s time to get him back to kicking ass.

Face Off– Some interesting challenges this year, but the cast is one of the weakest in quite some time. Every week there are 2 teams that are clearly on the bottom, a couple middle of the road and one or two who are head and shoulders above the rest. I think the time crunch and stress of the show is too much for many of the cast.

Falling Skies– The series is coming to a close, and there have been some smart changes made. They’ve splintered the 2nd Mass with Pope’s defection (making a new villain) and the Espheni aren’t giving up the fight. More espionage like tactics could thin the human herd quite a bit. Looking forward to how they end the show.

America’s Best Dance Crew– Back from a 3-year break, they condensed the season to 7 episodes with the finale at this year’s VMA’s. Great crews this year, cool looking set, but I don’t like the judges at all. They are all pretty corny, given no time to critique and it’s basically all meaningless praise, even when there were clear mistakes.

Mr. Robot– Far and away the best new show of the year let alone the summer. Can’t wait for every new episode and there are only 2 left. So much misdirection, a great cast, and plot make it like a journey. Episode 8 “White Rose” had some major reveals that answer and raise just as many questions. A lot of pressure on ending this arc in a satisfying ending, but they haven’t let me down yet and the craftsmanship of “White Rose” was probably the best yet. The last “what is going on?!” show like this was Lost and that one did a swan dive into the dirt. I’m optimistic they’ll pull it off though, can’t wait to see it.

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

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Chalk up another successful globe-trotting adventure for Tom Cruise! I admire this series a lot as they take their time to head back into another installment and that’s paid off almost every time.  2011’s Ghost Protocol brought Mission: Impossible to new and fantastic heights, so Rogue Nation has a lot to live up to. While I think Ghost is the superior movie, Rogue Nation is no slouch.

Rogue Nation is the fifth movie in 19 years, but looking at Tom Cruise then and now, you’d never know it. 2011’s Ghost Protocol brought Mission Impossible to new and fantastic heights and much of Rogue Nation picks up on that. Right out of the gate we’re given a great opening action scene with Tom Cruise again planting his action movie stunt flag as Ethan Hunt hanging on to the side of an airplane. That brings us all back into this world of espionage, tech gadgets, and double crosses.

Ethan Hunt has had the sneaking suspicion that a rogue organization called The Syndicate has been manipulating events around the world for their own twisted gains. While he’s had no real concrete proof for some time, The Syndicate makes its presence known to Ethan in a brutal face to face in London.

From there, we’re scrambling around the globe with Hunt and the rest of the IMF team to stop The Syndicate from killing any more innocent people. There’s a lot to like in this two-hour adventure starting with the cast. Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Jeremy Renner  return as Benji, Luther, and Will respectively. These guys are IMF with Tom Cruise and their chemistry has never been better. You can tell these movies are a blast to make just by watching them interact. Their conversations are great and the humor perfectly placed and executed. Alec Baldwin holds it down again as Alan Hunley, the authority figure to this group of good guys. I was completely blown away by Rebecca Ferguson, who plays Ilsa Faust, the female version of Ethan Hunt who works for the bad guys (or does she!?). She’s perfectly cast as the femme fatale. I loved every scene she’s in, a great actor and stands toe to toe in every action scene. Speaking of which….

Rogue Nation sports some serious action set pieces. The opening with the plane, a great interrogation scene, an opera battle for the ages, a heist, and one of the best vehicular chase scenes in quite some time.  All of which work so well thanks large in part to director Christopher McQuarrie (he wrote it too!). The guy has a real eye for action and everything is superbly laid out. The opera scene, in particular, has many moving pieces, but it’s staged, shot and edited so well, that it never gets confusing. With five people in motion (not including the target and a full-blown opera being performed) it’s a real achievement. I’m especially impressed with the BMW M3/Motorcycle chase in Morocco. How close and smartly placed you are to everything is really remarkable. There are shots where you are just hauling ass right next to the bikes, but it doesn’t look like it’s shot with a GoPro stuck to the side of the machine (which everyone does now). It’s like you are flying right next to them, it’s incredibly visceral, a remarkable thing to witness on the big screen.

The whole movie is beautiful from start to finish. Sumptuous locations, gorgeous cinematography (look up Robert Elswit, his resume is insane), excellent CG integration. Props to the costume designer  too, Isla’s yellow dress for the opera is a show stopper. A ton of  high quality behind the camera talent worked on this movie.

With all that good, I’ll get to the weak parts. The main antagonist, Solomon Lane, is first. Sean Harris plays the part and he does well with what he’s given, it’s just that his motivations are too half-baked. He’s an expert manipulator, we get to see that quite a bit. But everything else about him is rather nebulous. There’s I think two scenes devoted to exposition for his character and motivations. We’re really just told about it and not shown. A “Six Months Later” card near the beginning leap frogs a lot, Hunt has figured out most of The Syndicate. We never get to see the detective work, how he puts these things together, it’s all just done and presented with nice a nice computer presentation (if Powerpoint could do something that pretty, people would be psyched to go to meetings). A twisted sense of revenge is laid out for Solomon and you just have to take it at that. He comes off as a very two-dimensional villain, a problem a lot of movies have now.

It also feels like there’s no actual danger for IMF no matter what happens. What’s the point of using screen time to cut the team of its support and resources from the US government when it literally doesn’t affect them at all (a plot point made even more redundant since it was used in the last movie)? Hunt gets one scene of throwing his CIA pursuers off his trail and that’s the last of them. IMF freely travels the globe and still has access to top of the line gear that would make James Bond envious.

Sure, they’re put in crazy and dangerous situations but where is the risk when everyone comes through with barely a scratch? For example, Benji and Hunt get into a car wreck that would have snapped their necks like a wishbone in a car crash. Hunt then continues the chase on a motorcycle only to somehow manage not to get his flesh flayed off like Polly-O string cheese when he dumps his bike doing 90mph. He lays on the ground for a but with some dirt on him, but I don’t think they even bothered to rip his clothes! Sure these are movie tropes, but I’d like to see at least some common sense put into things (no one working at the power plant saw Isla and Hunt parachuting into the complex?).

Rogue Nation does a lot more right than wrong and is ultimately a good way to spend two hours of your time. They need to mix things up again for the next one (no more threats to shut down IMF, beef up the antagonist, maybe kill a major character…), but Mission: Impossible is one of the best action franchises going, so the potential for another winner is well at hand. I just hope to see Isla Faust again.

BoJack Horseman Season 2

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Such a good season! It picks up right where the first leaves off. BoJack is going into production for his dream project: Secretariat. With his (somewhat embarrassing) book out, gainfully employed in a starring movie role, and an awesome new girlfriend, things are looking up for the aging horse actor.

Of course, when things look up Bojack manages to self-destruct, continuing his cycle of being unhappy with his life. Season 2 sees a lot of transitions for many characters with BoJack taking off to get in touch with an old flame. Todd gets sucked into an improv comedy cult, Mr. Peanut Butter gets a game show hosting gig while his marriage to Diane is on the rocks (the one who probably matches up in terms of misery to BoJack the most) and Princess Carolyn has an affair with Rutabaga while they plan on making their own talent agency.

The cast on this show is ridiculous, it’s like Name the Cameo. Ignoring the main cast, you have JK Simmons, Olivia Wilde, Keith Olbermann, Alan Arkin, Margo Martindale, John Krasinski, Steven Colbert, Ricky Gervais, Stanley Tucci, John Cho, Ben Schwartz and Lisa Kudrow (as BoJack’s girlfriend Wanda). Half the fun of the show comes from fusing reality, Hollywood reality, and animals as people together. It just adds to the insanity and offers a lot of sight gags (reminds me a lot of the Muppet approach to world building). Have I mentioned how much I love the character names?

Really happy to see this show stay so strong (I didn’t like the Christmas special much), I burned through the 12 episodes in four days which I never do. Fun going back to Hollywoo again and with this season’s ending, I can’t wait to see where these cats (and dogs, horses, lizards, pigeons…) go next.

The Sopranos

I haven’t watched The Sopranos since it ended in 2007 and have been meaning to get back to it for some time now. With a lull of movies and TV shows recently, I pushed the first season up in my Netflix list.

I’m 7 episodes in and realized that I’ve never seen all of season 1 before. That, and I don’t think I watched the show as it aired until season 3. Most of this feels new so it’s really exciting and entertaining in that “great new show” feeling. I’m picking up all the seeds that show up in the later seasons (like Christopher’s Hollywood aspirations) and it’s a marvel at how well casted this show is.

It’s a real shame that we lost James Gandolfini two years ago, he’s a magnificent actor. He’s also surprisingly thin at the start (though he’s never been a small guy) while AJ (Robert Iler) was a rather round kid! I forgot how funny the show is too. It’s not jokes per say, but the off handed comments that they fire off (usually from Tony, but the Paulie, Big Pussy and Silvio troop are always strong contenders with their banter). Christopher often steals scenes, he’s such a great (and integral) character, it’s hard to imagine anyone else but Michael Imperioli in the role. I totally forgot about what a 10 ton anchor Tony’s mother was too. She’d drive anyone up the wall with her nonsense (the show would probable ended up much differently if Nancy Marchand didn’t die in 2000, her loss was a great one).

The show really holds up 16 years from its debut. The only bit of production that seems oddly places are the paused scenes/fade to white of the child Tony Soprano scenes. Comes off as really amateurish. Gotta love the low angle shots when someone is being punched and kicked on the ground just off of camera.

It’s good to visit the great past works, I’m looking forward to watching more.

Muppets Most Wanted

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Watching The Muppets is like watching one huge special effect. The Henson Company does such a good job bringing their characters to life that you forget they aren’t real. Most Wanted starts immediately after 2011’s The Muppets. The gang just finished their comeback and that leaves them…with nothing to do. While considering their options, they are approached by Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais) about doing a world tour.

Being a trusty lot, the gang agrees to Dominic booking their tour. What they don’t know is that he works for Constantine, the worlds most dangerous frog, who looks a whole lot like Kermit! In an epic scheme of kidnapping and mistaken identity, the Muppets are put on the hook for stealing the Queen of England’s jewels.

Most Wanted is a great follow up for the Muppets. Runs with what works so well, uses a large cast with some newcomers (Miss Piggy having a pet dog cracked me up for some reason) and the human cast is packed with big names. It looks like it was a blast to make and it shows.

Often very funny, Most Wanted is a great movie for everyone. Well made, well paced, and it’s got some more great numbers by Bret  McKenzie! Check it out!

I’ll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)

 

Some more movies pour vous

The Book of Life– The further this movie went, the more I liked it. Visually striking and unique, The Book of Life is the tale of Manolo, a young man who is stuck between fulfilling his family’s expectations and following his own path in life. When a bet between La Muerte  and Xibalba unknowingly involves Manolo and his friends Maria and Joaquin, he goes far beyond his craziest dreams. His journey starts in the mortal world and extends into the otherworldly plains of vibrant Land of The Remembered and the grey and dusty Land of the Forgotten. A terrific story through the beautiful Hispanic Day of the Dead celebration, this movie took me by surprise. It’s really well written, teaches a great life lesson and thanks to the art of animation, explores an amazing tradition with great characters and respect. I think this one came and went in theatres pretty quick and is worth checking out.

[REC] 3: Genesis– If you haven’t seen [REC] before, you really should. Came out in 2007 and took the horror “found footage” angle to great heights, It was remade as Quarantine in the US a year later, but it’s a direct copy so stick with the original. Genesis takes place at the same time as the first, showing what happened to the other person who came in contact with the first infected. He goes to his nephew’s wedding without knowing he’s sick and you can pretty much guess what happens. They stick with the found footage for the beginning of the movie, but abandon it once the mayhem starts. It took me by surprise, but considering the logistics of filming the whole movie like, I think it’s a smart move. While Genesis tries its best to live up to its predecessors, it isn’t scary in the least. It’s well made and thought out, but a bit too sterile, generic and open. Since the outbreak starts at a large wedding reception, the claustrophobia angle is completely missing which was onen of the biggest and most effective points of 1 and 2. The cast does good work and they ratchet up the gore effects (I haven’t seen such liberal chainsaw use in awhile) as the live body count dwindles. A lot of practical gore, which is greatly appreciated. While not a terrific horror movie, I’m impressed with what they manged to do.

[REC] 4: Apocalypse– After watching 3, I went right for the finale (so far). Considerably better than 3, Apocalypse is a direct sequel to the events of 2 (and thus, 1). Angela returns, having survived the initial outbreak. She’s brought to an oil tanker for quarantine where the government, with the hired guns of some military personnel and scientists are trying to figure out how stop the demonic virus.  Some smart choices for the 4th movie of this series. It completely ditches the found footage presentation, brings the action to a new isolated and cramped location, has a nice little tie in to Genesis and a good misdirection (which is always a good trait for a horror movie). It was fun to see Angela again, the gore gags are good (this series always has quality infected make-up work) and it tries a couple times to be scary, but it’s more of an action movie all things considered (the tension of the first movie is never met in any of the sequels). The movie ends with a tease, but I think they’ll be wise enough to call it quits here.  Maybe.

Lucy– Luc Besson. 60 writing credits, 119 producer credits and 22 movies directed since 1981. The guy basically gets every idea he comes up with into production. Lucy is his latest average movie held together by an idea better set as a short story. With the draw of Scarlett Johansson in the lead role, this action flick goes through the motions for about an hour and twenty minutes. Lucy gets caught up in a shady deal, forced to mule drugs across international waters. When the bag of the new synthetic drug stitched into her gut starts leaking, she gets access to higher brain capacity (the movie makes sure you know that humans only “use” about 10% of their mind). So that means she gets superhuman powers, which get crazier and dumber as the movie skips to the goofy ending. Apparently higher intellect means you get stronger and immediately know how to fight. Then you can hack into electronics with your mind and see cell phone signals in the air, which you can then grab and manipulate. As far as action goes, there’s nothing new or interesting, Scarlett does her job well enough to cash a pay check, nothing worth going out of your way to check out. By all means skip this one, you won’t be missing anything. You’re better off using your time to watch John Wick or Taken (one of Besson’s much better efforts).

Jurassic World

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Na na na na na, Na na na na na. Na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Back to the island we go for the fourth time! No wait, Lost World and 3 never happened. That’s probably for the best.

Jurassic World picks up in the present day, 22 years after the first movie. In a move that makes sense to human nature (both in the real world and Hollywood), greed refuels the plans for Jurassic Park. New investors (and some of the same scientists) bring John Hammond’s dream to fruition: a fully functioning theme park with living, breathing dinosaurs. Jurassic World, built on the same land as the original, has been up and functioning well for many years. With any theme park, the need to build the newest and greatest attraction to bring guests in is always a problem for management. For Jurassic World, the solution is to genetically engineer a brand new, pants wetting, new dinosaur. “Will it scare the kids? It’ll give the adults nightmares!”

Even if you go into this movie knowing nothing, in just a few minutes you know exactly what’s going to happen. They set this dinosaur up as the new Big Bad right away and pump it up with each and every scene. Then the tricky little minx gets out of her room and goes buck wild on anything standing in front of her with a pulse. It’s the dino rampage that will put butts in theatre seats!

I must say that the movie starts strong but never does anything new or really exciting. It’s a competent paint by the numbers summer movie that’s perfectly happy towing the line for about 2 hours. The cast is great, they all deliver their lines, are sometimes genuinely funny and can run and scream at the same time. I like Chris Pratt a lot and Bryce Dallas Howard is a great foil for him. I’ve heard some hate on the two kids, but I didn’t find them offensive. They both do their jobs well.

Production wise, it’s got a lot of care put into it. The whole park is realized from hotels, rides/attractions, labs, park amenities and upkeep facilities. There’s a ton of great detail and design work (they should have really thought about their wireless connections as apparently the signals for both walkie-talkies and cell phones are crap at the most perfectly inconvenient of times). There are quite a few dinosaurs on display and they are all…blue. It’s a really unnatural and jarring tint that makes a lot of the CGI creatures look poorly composited in daytime shots. I’m not sure why they look like that, but they at least look way better in the night portion of the movie. Animation is very good at least and the sound design is fantastic.

As the movie goes on, you notice a lot of nods to the original film. Mr. DNA, a few props like the night vision goggles and Jeeps, the torn banner. The two kids are also jammed in there with a weak family backstory (Alan not wanting kids in the original, these two with the potential divorce of their parents gets a quick mention and them never seeing Claire). Then there are the homages that are more or less rip offs. The attack in the bubble car is way too similar to the original T-Rex attacking the kids in the tram car scene. Claire waving a flare to get attention is just like the original, it didn’t need to be done again (can’t lie though, it looked really cool).

My biggest problem is the bone headed wrap it up ending. I’m going to go full on spoiler the last 20 minutes, so skip down to the last paragraph if you don’t want to know it. Everything just works out perfectly in a series of unbelievable events, it’s eye rolling dumb.  There’s a lot of secrecy about what the Indominus Rex was made from and the realization that it’s part raptor is a major twist. It talks to Owen’s pack of raptors and makes them turn. A great idea, a great reveal and the following action scene is probably the best in the movie. After a long chase that leads to the “Main Street” of the park, the turned raptors are suddenly down with fighting the Big Bad again (after one conveniently eats the one Big Bad human in a room of 5 delicious choices). All Owen had to do was act like a cool dude and take off a GoPro strapped to this 8-foot tall murder machine. When things go south again after the raptors get tossed around like punks, Claire gets the idea to go get the T-Rex to stop the I-Rex (ugh). Apparently this monster is not only held right in front but when her cage opens (thanks only control room guy to stay behind!), she’s standing right there, ready to go. The only thing she was missing was a stars and stripes robe and the PA system pushing out Kid Rock’s “American Badass.” They tussle (can’t lie again, it looked awesome) and the fourth raptor that’s been MIA shows up out of nowhere and decides to help out the T-Rex.  There’s that tweaked homage to the first movie we’ve all been waiting for. Finally, the I-Rex is obviously a tough cookie as it’s demolished everything at this point. How will our two dino heroes win? By pushing it close enough to the edge of the giant swimming dinosaur’s pool to get munched. Can we officially brand that Dino Ex Machina? I understand the “More Teeth” line, but it’s not exactly the classic that “We’re going to need another boat!” is. Sure, 8 year old me would be over the moon about this streak of pandering (rolling 5 deep on a motorcycle with your raptor buddies is the stuff of dreams after all) but come on. The deadline for this script must have been a razor sharp one.

While mostly an inoffensive sequel, I was hoping for more. Jurassic World digs into an old well searching for more riches, but comes up with the same soggy dirt that is better off left alone. I was 12 when Jurassic Park came out and it completely blew my mind (it still holds up) so I’m really biased on this one. But I don’t think any can argue that World devolves into nothing more than a pale blue imitation.

P.S.- Holywood. You might want to give up on Terminator while we’re having this discussion.

More! TV and movie bites

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

I watched this a few weeks ago and didn’t write anything about it, so that should tell you how much it stuck with me. Not a bad movie, but it is very forgetable. It amounts to little more than a fantasy action film with great visuals (it looks amazing on BluRay). It feels like a waste of time to say prattle on about this movie other than, less really is more.

Horrible Bosses 2

Another not good, but not bad movie (there are a lot of those these days). The first movie is pretty good and made enough money to get the studio to order another one. Should they have? Not really. It’s got a few funny moments, but nothing even approaching a knee slapper or a rib tickler (the upper echelon of laughs, obviously). You aren’t missing anything if you don’t see this (Jennifer Aniston remains gorgeous though).

Mr. Robot

Ok, now something worth watching. This show just started on USA Network (!?) and it is fantastic. Loved the pilot. It’s about Elliot (Rami Malek), a brilliant but anti-social hacker who struggles to find happiness in a world full of brain dead and cruel people. He wants to change the world for the better and when Mr. Robot comes to recruit him for just such a purpose…

Rami Malek is fantastic as Elliot and a lot of his dialog sounds like how I write (big part of why I like this so much). Love Elliot as a character. A lot of cool ideas and execution, this show had me right from the opening scene.  I’m not an IT profesional, but the tech talk and hacking they show looks head and shoulders above what many hacker movies and shows have put out. It seems like they have writers/consultants who have actually done their research on how computer networks work. A lot of respect went into this show and it seems like a great season is in store for us. It already got greenlit for a second season too. I’m all in.

Falling Skies

The final season just started! Somehow Tom made it back from his suicide mission and the Espheni invasion has been sent reeling for the first time. The last push to take the planet back has begun! Good premiere to get back in, I”m looking forward to the rest.

Ink Master

It’s apprentice vs master this year. Really dig this show, but giving the human canvas more say in the deliberation is pretty stupid. Way too much bias at work.

Prisoners and Clones

Orange Is The New Black- Season 3 had a much stronger ending than I thought was going to. I thought Piper was getting really soft and worn out, but they turned her something wicked for the end. She’s really becoming institutionalized which is surprisingly fun to see.

Pushing the backgrounds of the other inmates continued in this season which was great to see. Really creative and unique stories for each women, adds some much needed variety and depth to the show. They always manage to show off just enough in a good amount of time and insert the story where it fits into the overall narrative which is a real achievement. I like how self-contained they keep the stories, it’s never someone pouring their hearts out to a friend, but an internal remembrance of their past.  The people in their crew may know each other well, but they all have their secrets still.

This season ended a few story lines from season 2 while introducing a whole lot for season 4, so there is a lot to look forward to. So far Jenji Kohan has managed to keep the show on the rails better than Weeds.

Orphan Black- A good season, but not a great one, I think. Kept me engaged for all of its 10 episodes but something felt a bit off to me. Maybe because Sara gets out of every situation no matter what? I guess I felt like the stakes never felt that high, like they missed out on producing enough tension and suspense. Still a lot of great characters and moments so I’ll keep watching. They ended it by peeling back another layer to the onion, revealing a player who’s been pulling the strings from the shadows that no one knew about (how many times can you do that?). Here’s to hoping for more greatness with Season 4.

Wild

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It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a Reese Witherspoon led movie. She’s been consistently acting, but in smaller parts for the last few years. Wild is a great reminder of what a fantastic actor she is.

After the death of her mother, Cheryl Strayed lost her way. After years of reckless choices catch up to her, she looks to nature to find herself. In the summer of 1995, she starts her on foot journey up the Pacific Crest Trail. For three months, she travels 1,100 up California, Oregon and Washington into Canada. Along the way she finds the person her mother always thought she was.

I liked Wild a lot more than I thought I would. A big part of how enjoyable this movie is is in the filmakers pacing and editing choices. It starts with Cheryl at the very beginning of her hike, struggling with the monstrous hiking pack she has. Her back story of her mother, her childhood and her failed marriage are perfectly spread without. It’s all given the right amount of time and context for the viewer to understand who Cheryl was, is and why she decided she had to hike an incredible distance.

On her journey, Cheryl is forced to be by herself. She can’t turn to any distractions or substance to run and hide from what has made her so unhappy. She has to learn and move forward, taking the time to understand why she’s done the things she’s done in her young life. Wild is the story of a person’s growth, a great introspective look on the human condition: what makes us tick, what makes us self destruct, and what makes us persist.

Along with the aforementioned terrific pacing and editing, is the sheer beauty of the Pacific Crest Trail. Some of the most beautiful untouched scenery the United States has to offer. Landscapes of all sorts, nature’s invitation to explore and conquer. Perfectly shot and presented.

Wild is the total package, I highly recommend it.

Odds and Ends Report

Inherent Vice– Like half of director Paul Thomas Anderson’s movie, I didn’t get this one. I liked the visuals, there are some great actors (Joaquin Phoenix was fantastic in the lead role) I found it really hard to follow. It’s 1970’s Los Angeles and private investigator “Doc”, looks into the disappearance of an ex girlfriend. A plot like that is right up my ally, but I think the movie is just too long. I think I mentally checked out too many times and couldn’t put the pieces together as I missed too much. It’s something that happens to me in many of PTA’s movies. Can’t recommend it.

Sense8- The Wachowski siblings reach into the TV format for the first time in their storytelling careers. Many say their latest movies have been too packed with content to tell in the constraints of film so going on Netflix is pretty promising for them to really get into a new and fleshed out world for fans. Unfortunately, Sense8 is just a bloated TV show. While it has some good ideas and characters, it takes forever for anything meaningful to happen. With 12, 50 minute-ish minutes, the first season is a good three episodes too long. Multiple, overindulgent montages produce little more than eye rolls in lieu of good storytelling. There’s simply too many characters at play, this should be Sense6. Even if everyone has a big roll to play in the second season, Lito and Kala are a waste in this one. They drag these episodes down like boat anchors. There’s just not enough payoff in the end for anyone to care about them clogging up the rest of the show. Along with the spotty ideas is the dialog. While mostly well written, there are some terrible cliches and stupid dialog (that the actors are well aware of given their delivery). Comes off as really amateurish.

Orange is the New Black- I’m on the last half of the season and so far it’s the worst of the three so far (still good though). The really interesting thing is how the main character, Piper, isn’t the main character any more. It’s an ensamble show and she can be written out and wouldn’t be missed. The show would just be about the women of Litchfield prison (which it already is).

Transparent- Great show with Jeffrey Tambor as the lead, a real pick up for Amazon Originals. Really well written, acted and at 10 episodes gets a lot done. I just hate how Josh dresses, drives me nuts.

Hannibal is back for season three in all of its horrible decadent glory. This season is ditching the “killer of the week” formula so it’s shaping up differently than last season. The show that looks like every episode cost $5 million to produce is sharpening its claws in the darkness again.

Orphan Black ends this week, I’ll be back with more on that this weekend.

Ink Master returns next week, nice since I have no contest shows on right now until Face Off returns in July.

 

That Late Spring Slow Down

It’s a bit quiet on the new TV front (The Following and Constantine are canceled) so now has been a good time to catch up on some movies and some shows on Netflix I’ve been sitting on.

The final season of Shameless (UK) finally went up on Netflix Instant and I charged my way through it. Solid season overall, a few actors returned for a bit which was great to see. Show ended on a positive note which I liked. Shameless went through a lot of changes in almost 10 years of production, I’m glad they got to bring it for a landing and the US version is still going strong so I still have more to look forward to.

Watched Re-Animator, a horror movie adaption of a HP Lovecraft story from 1985 which has been on my list for ages (I’ve been trying to do some spring cleaning on my queue, there’s stuff I’ve had on there for years that I need to make a move on). Re-Animator turned out to be pretty funny. 80’s horror flicks have a certain charm to them no matter the quality of the story and acting. The movie gets more absurd as it goes on with wilder and wilder special effects. I can see why fans have talked it up for so long.

Just finished season 3 of House of Cards, didn’t touch it since the release in February. The show seems to get weirder and weirder as it continues. If US politics were actually this interesting and outlandish, we probably wouldn’t feel so bad about all the muck ups going on today. This season focused a lot on Claire and Francis during Francis’ run up to his bid for re-election with a few bits of last season being wrapped up. Major character move at the end, it’ll be interesting to see how that levels things.

Jen Kirkman: I’m Gonna To Die Alone (And I Feel Fine) was really funny.

All This Mayhem- I love skateboard documentaries and this one about Ben and Tas Pappas did not disappoint. Tuck it, it’s a rough one.

No Tears For The Dead- Overall I liked this hitman flick. Runs a bit too long and kinda stumbles over itself at the end, but good overall.

Sense8- New series from The Wachowski Siblings for Netflix. Gives them the room to stretch in a sci-fi world without the time constraints of a movie. First episode is promising and I’ve heard good things so I’ll continue on with it.

Latest rumor going around is that the Top Gear guys may put a show together for Netflix…

Louie had a good season (it went really fast) and Inside Amy Schumer has been on a roll. She’s been getting a lot of press lately with a ton of praise so she’s finally getting the break she deserves. With a starring role in movie coming up very soon, her career is about to really rocket off.

Wayward Pines is pretty cool. Very Stephen King/Twin Peaks. I like that it’s only 10 episodes so the mystery won’t be drawn out and beaten to death.

On the magic front, Wizard Wars and Troy: Street Magic popped back up on Syfy out of no where. I dig them both so that was a fun surprise (Troy did some crazy stuff in this small stretch of episodes).

Don’t think I talked about these two, but I thought Arrow ended a bit soft while Grimm really ran with the ball for the finale. Long overdue if you ask me. Good stuff is waiting for next season.

Finally, Orphan Black continues to entertain. A new clone was introduced and the sneakiness hasn’t laid off! They got this show on a good track, there’s not much left of the season and things are really heating up.