Ex Machina

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The joys of a great sci-fi movie can’t be matched by much. New, exciting, thought-provoking, dangerous, enlightening. It’s hard to do, both in writing and film production, but believe the hype, Ex Machina can be added to the greats.

Written by Alex Garland (who has penned some amazing stuff already), Ex Machina is about mankind and Artificial Intelligence. Caleb, a 26-year-old programmer for the company Blue Book (think Google), wins a contest to spend a week with the CEO/brilliant programmer Nathan at his secluded home. Once there, Nathan tells Caleb that he’s there to help him evaluate his latest project that he’s been working on in complete secrecy at his mountain compound. That project is Ava, a walking, talking robot with the must cutting edge AI. Nathan has worked long and hard on Ava but needs a fresh perspective on her. Is she really communicating and making decisions on her own? Could she actually be called alive?

So we have the fantastic Ghost in the Machine premise at work here and the action is highly compressed into Nathan’s compound. Very little happens outside of it with just Caleb, Nathan and Ava (and Nathan’s live-in help, Kyoko). And his compound is really cool. It’s future-modern (looks like the movie takes place in the not-to-distant future) with nature built in for accent (some room walls are the mountain rock itself). Super clean lines, flush, pop-out doors, a completely connected and voice operated household. Nathan’s living quarters (kitchen, exercise area, living room) are very open, but the bedrooms and lab (where Ava is kept) are subterranean. There might be cameras everywhere, but there are no windows. The set design is top notch and is basically a character. It’s very well thought out and conceptualized.

The real star is Ava (Alicia Vikander). Her design is fantastic and the special effects to make her look like a real robot interacting with actual humans is crazy. She has a human face “mask” that covers about half of the head. The rest is a silver mesh-like material and see through limbs. Most of her torso is clear, showing off her endoskeleton and other machinations that make her move. Her movements are mesmerizing too. Alicia is a classically trained dancer, so the command of her body lets her move and emote in the human frame we all know, but her motion looks very ethereal. And it’s all so beautiful, it’s something that Jonathan Ive would create and call his masterpiece.

Caleb is the innocent man brought into Nathan’s world. He’s your average guy who thinks he’s a good guy. Level headed, trustworthy. Nathan is different. He’s an alpha male. Intimidating, incredibly smart, which made him incredibly successful. He’s also isolated himself, which makes him rather uncomfortable to be around (to be fair, he was probably already really weird before he built his compound). Caleb is relatively easy to read, Nathan isn’t. He has an agenda, more than a few secrets and has no problem manipulating people to get what he wants. He sees the future farther than most and wants to be a part of it before anyone else. Nathan is one of my favorite antagonists in quite some time (thanks largely Oscar Isaac’s incredible acting).

With Ava looking so real, you forget that she’s mostly a special effect, making her a complete, living character. Caleb is brought into their space and stuck between Nathan and Ava, always questioning the motives of both. Ava isn’t a real person, but just like Caleb in the movie, that distinction of person vs non-person blurs completely and you become sympathetic to her. The movie works so well because what Caleb goes through, the conversations with a brilliant weirdo and a brilliant (?) robot, pull your sympathetic perspective to Nathan and Ava’s side with each scene. You walk a tightrope until the very end of the movie.

Alex Garland has written quite a bit, but this is his first time directing a movie and I am more than impressed. From writing this wild tale, he was very intimate with the characters and their intentions. He manages to conceptualize and frame everything so well, that you don’t realize it until the movie is over. The way Nathan’s compound is designed, how and where the characters interact with each other (I just realized that Nathan and Ava share very little screen time together) is extremely smart.

Such an interesting and well-made movie, I think Ex Machina is easily one of the best movies of 2015. Perfectly cast, fascinating to watch and absorb, even the soundtrack is amazing. Ex Machina has it all, can’t wait to see what Alex Garland does next.

Halt and Catch Fire <> Season 2

With season 1’s “let’s build the next great machine!” arc finished, I wasn’t too sure where the bulk of season 2 would go. The obvious being that Joe was kicked out of the club, ostracized by his own actions, right back where he started. Gordon would play around with his payout while Cameron and Donna would be busy getting Mutiny off the ground.

Now with season 2 finished, it’s clear that our quad didn’t learn much as they made many of the same mistakes. Joe manages to bounce back pretty quickly, selling himself and his out of the box thinking like a true master. Too bad he is his own worst enemy. Even when he does right, his track record means no one trusts him anyway. Joe’s life is an animated gif of an explosion spreading out and resetting over and over.

Gordon can’t stay still for long and decides to build his own PC again. Keep it small, do what he does best and engineer the crap out of it and do direct sales to start. It’s all he really knows how to do. A major illness knocks him for a loop, which makes his business hit the skids before it every really gets off the ground.

Donna and Cameron make a good team, with Donna being the business woman and Cameron being the fire in the furnace for the fledgling Mutiny. The online upstart that has bigger plans than it may ever be able to handle. They manage to get through every crisis, but a piece is lost each time.

Halt and Catch Fire is about the four legs of the table: Joe, Gordon, Donna, and Cameron. When a leg (or two) gets kicked out, the whole thing teeters. Their work back at Cardiff Electric will be with them until the day the die.

Cameron struggles with Joe the entire season, despite him hardly being there. They were rarely in the same scenes together, but their actions were often influenced by each other whether they realized it or not. Cameron gets to the end this year be reassured to never trust Joe (again).

Gordon was a walking accident all season. With Donna working with Cameron so much, their past roles were reversed with Gordon more or less floundering around and hiding things. Their rocky marriage has been mentioned quite a bit from the start of the show, but Gordon’s most recent actions were Joe caliber implosions. A lot of it was due to his brain disease, but the rest he had to take responsibility for (which Donna more or less forced him to do).

I found a lot to like this season and it all came together in the season finale. Gordon’s erratic behavior and the head it reached with Donna. I loved the ultimatum she gave him at the end for them to move forward in a positive way. She’s a smart woman, simply bailing on him would’ve be too easy. The kicker of Gordon discovering Joe’s theft should light an epic fire under him. Keeping his family together is one thing, but this is going to push him to help Donna and Cameron absolutely bury him. Because of the payout from Cardiff, Gordon got out of working with Joe relatively unscathed. That left him open to help out Joe when he asked (while still being shady about it, but Gordon still rolled with it). The last move from Joe is a straight up personal attack, I can’t see Gordon ever forgiving him.

That was just one break-up of the season too. Cameron couldn’t hold it together with Tom (big mistake) but retaliation on him in episode 9 was great. She kinda rolled over in season 1, but not this time. Joe’s marriage was a major flameout (surprise!) which seemed like the end of him. He always manages to rally though, like any good parasite. Slash and burn and move on is Joe MacMillan’s M.O.

Looking forward to Season 3 where we move to California to see if both Mutiny and Joe can fly out of the ashes again and manage to stay air born with the promise of networked computing.

Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp

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The Wet Hot American Summer movie came out way back in 2001 to an audience of around 100 people, so it’s surprising that a series was made out of it. Yes, it did find a cult following after coming out on DVD, but even so it’s a love it or hate it kind of property. I lean more toward the hate is side as I think Wet Hot is more weird than actually funny. I’m a mark for anything Netflix green lights though, so with a stacked cast of actors I really like, I thought it necessary to attend the first day of camp (seriously, check out the cast, it’s ridiculous).

A prequel to the movie, Camp stars most of the same cast, now in their 40’s, playing the kids they were already too old to play 14 years ago. Half the charm and all of the enjoyment comes just from that premise. Just like the movie, we’re brought to Camp Firewood, located somewhere in Maine. It’s 1981 so watch out for the short shorts and tube socks.

With such a big cast, there are a lot of stories being told at once and most of them are incredibly stupid. Everyone plays the absurdity straight, completely committed to their part.  I’m talking about a show where H. Jon Benjamin gets turned into a can of mixed vegetables from toxic waste dumped in the woods, which makes Jon Hamm show up as a secret government agent to try and cover it up. Your tolerance of such things is going to dictate on if you watch this or bail out after two episodes.

I liked this a lot more than the movie. A lot more laughs come from the more in-depth characterization allowed by the added time. Everything is more expanded and not so slammed together so the crazier stuff gets a better set up. Wet Hot had a big cast to start with, but the added kids are a welcome edition (for some reason I got a real kick out Arty, who holes up in the campus radio station and dubs himself “The Beekeeper”).

I don’t think I’m ever going to watch the movie again, but Camp has convinced me to check out day two if they ever make it.

 

The Sopranos (Season 1)

The first season of The Sopranos is a concise one. We’re introduced to a large cast of characters, with Tony in the middle, but the writers often let him take the backseat for others to grow and drama to expand.

There’s a lot of internal strife going on for Tony. His business is in flux with competition biting at his income from every side (and people not paying their debts), helping out friends (with various results, but always a consequence), and the feds watching his enterprises every move. And then there is his family.

The fulcrum of the show, or at least the start it, is Tony’s mental health. He gets panic attacks so bad that he blacks out. Seeking out mental health help is the only choice, but is later used as a weakness to try and get rid of him. The mob (organized crime in general) operates in secret. It’s dealings, it’s people, and their sins. A theme that keeps coming up is to never show weakness. Keep your secrets to yourself, or others will use them against you (that goes for family and enemies). Tony goes through great pains to keep his life in order which results in significant fallout from the solutions he comes up with.

The popularity of the show came more from the people around Tony, then himself. There’s a lot of morbid, serious and strenuous plot lines, but it’s stitched together by black comedy. Christopher, Silvio and Paulie often steal scenes, usually with very little dialog too. Soldiers to Tony, they are integral to his success, and at Christopher’s age, the key to a long, prosperous future. Paulie is by far my favorite though as he’s downright hilarious. He’s a dangerous man, but watching him struggle to keep up with a running target in the woods, only to freak out when he runs through some poison ivy, is one of the funniest moments put on film.

The real star is Tony’s mother Livia. She’s an awful instigator and epic source of Tony’s neurosis from child to adulthood. She manipulates Uncle Jr. behind Tony’s back in masterful ways and does her absolute damnedest to hide her involvement. Uncle Jr. realizes it too late and Tony’s maternal love blinds him for far too long as well. Their final scene in this season is bittersweet. Major props to Nancy Marchand for her incredible work. James Gandolfini’s work can’t be ignored either as he does carry the show through all sorts of emotional highs and lows. My favorite scenes are in episode 12 where he plays the effects of depression and medicated stupor to brilliant realization.

With 13 episodes, the first season moves along at a great pace and a lot is accomplished. The end sees Tony nearly cleaning house, but with more than a few loose ends that need to be handled. While the show is well produced, I found the editing to be really abrupt at times. It was almost like they ran out of film during the shoot, which forced the editor to cut to the next scene the millisecond dialog ended. Many scenes aren’t given a chance to breathe, the viewer never gets to linger in the room after something happens. These moments are really jarring and come off as amateurish. Thankfully, that’s the only complaint I have and it doesn’t happen enough to truly ruin things.

On to Season 2.

Let’s talk TV

Haven’t talked about summer TV in some time and much of it is coming to a close soon, so let’s get to it.

The Strain- Liking this season a lot, but Eph’s kid is a little snot. They are slowing bring his vampire mother and him together (she’s been sniffing him out for a few episodes now) and I hope they finally pull the trigger on it this week. It’s long overdue and I’m hoping he gets eaten. While being a kid offers a certain amount of ignorance and stupidity (and the mourning and denial of his undead mother), I find his attitude most of the time insufferable, he can really drag things down. Hopefully, Abe finds the book he’s looking for this week too. It’s time to get him back to kicking ass.

Face Off– Some interesting challenges this year, but the cast is one of the weakest in quite some time. Every week there are 2 teams that are clearly on the bottom, a couple middle of the road and one or two who are head and shoulders above the rest. I think the time crunch and stress of the show is too much for many of the cast.

Falling Skies– The series is coming to a close, and there have been some smart changes made. They’ve splintered the 2nd Mass with Pope’s defection (making a new villain) and the Espheni aren’t giving up the fight. More espionage like tactics could thin the human herd quite a bit. Looking forward to how they end the show.

America’s Best Dance Crew– Back from a 3-year break, they condensed the season to 7 episodes with the finale at this year’s VMA’s. Great crews this year, cool looking set, but I don’t like the judges at all. They are all pretty corny, given no time to critique and it’s basically all meaningless praise, even when there were clear mistakes.

Mr. Robot– Far and away the best new show of the year let alone the summer. Can’t wait for every new episode and there are only 2 left. So much misdirection, a great cast, and plot make it like a journey. Episode 8 “White Rose” had some major reveals that answer and raise just as many questions. A lot of pressure on ending this arc in a satisfying ending, but they haven’t let me down yet and the craftsmanship of “White Rose” was probably the best yet. The last “what is going on?!” show like this was Lost and that one did a swan dive into the dirt. I’m optimistic they’ll pull it off though, can’t wait to see it.

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

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Chalk up another successful globe-trotting adventure for Tom Cruise! I admire this series a lot as they take their time to head back into another installment and that’s paid off almost every time.  2011’s Ghost Protocol brought Mission: Impossible to new and fantastic heights, so Rogue Nation has a lot to live up to. While I think Ghost is the superior movie, Rogue Nation is no slouch.

Rogue Nation is the fifth movie in 19 years, but looking at Tom Cruise then and now, you’d never know it. 2011’s Ghost Protocol brought Mission Impossible to new and fantastic heights and much of Rogue Nation picks up on that. Right out of the gate we’re given a great opening action scene with Tom Cruise again planting his action movie stunt flag as Ethan Hunt hanging on to the side of an airplane. That brings us all back into this world of espionage, tech gadgets, and double crosses.

Ethan Hunt has had the sneaking suspicion that a rogue organization called The Syndicate has been manipulating events around the world for their own twisted gains. While he’s had no real concrete proof for some time, The Syndicate makes its presence known to Ethan in a brutal face to face in London.

From there, we’re scrambling around the globe with Hunt and the rest of the IMF team to stop The Syndicate from killing any more innocent people. There’s a lot to like in this two-hour adventure starting with the cast. Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, and Jeremy Renner  return as Benji, Luther, and Will respectively. These guys are IMF with Tom Cruise and their chemistry has never been better. You can tell these movies are a blast to make just by watching them interact. Their conversations are great and the humor perfectly placed and executed. Alec Baldwin holds it down again as Alan Hunley, the authority figure to this group of good guys. I was completely blown away by Rebecca Ferguson, who plays Ilsa Faust, the female version of Ethan Hunt who works for the bad guys (or does she!?). She’s perfectly cast as the femme fatale. I loved every scene she’s in, a great actor and stands toe to toe in every action scene. Speaking of which….

Rogue Nation sports some serious action set pieces. The opening with the plane, a great interrogation scene, an opera battle for the ages, a heist, and one of the best vehicular chase scenes in quite some time.  All of which work so well thanks large in part to director Christopher McQuarrie (he wrote it too!). The guy has a real eye for action and everything is superbly laid out. The opera scene, in particular, has many moving pieces, but it’s staged, shot and edited so well, that it never gets confusing. With five people in motion (not including the target and a full-blown opera being performed) it’s a real achievement. I’m especially impressed with the BMW M3/Motorcycle chase in Morocco. How close and smartly placed you are to everything is really remarkable. There are shots where you are just hauling ass right next to the bikes, but it doesn’t look like it’s shot with a GoPro stuck to the side of the machine (which everyone does now). It’s like you are flying right next to them, it’s incredibly visceral, a remarkable thing to witness on the big screen.

The whole movie is beautiful from start to finish. Sumptuous locations, gorgeous cinematography (look up Robert Elswit, his resume is insane), excellent CG integration. Props to the costume designer  too, Isla’s yellow dress for the opera is a show stopper. A ton of  high quality behind the camera talent worked on this movie.

With all that good, I’ll get to the weak parts. The main antagonist, Solomon Lane, is first. Sean Harris plays the part and he does well with what he’s given, it’s just that his motivations are too half-baked. He’s an expert manipulator, we get to see that quite a bit. But everything else about him is rather nebulous. There’s I think two scenes devoted to exposition for his character and motivations. We’re really just told about it and not shown. A “Six Months Later” card near the beginning leap frogs a lot, Hunt has figured out most of The Syndicate. We never get to see the detective work, how he puts these things together, it’s all just done and presented with nice a nice computer presentation (if Powerpoint could do something that pretty, people would be psyched to go to meetings). A twisted sense of revenge is laid out for Solomon and you just have to take it at that. He comes off as a very two-dimensional villain, a problem a lot of movies have now.

It also feels like there’s no actual danger for IMF no matter what happens. What’s the point of using screen time to cut the team of its support and resources from the US government when it literally doesn’t affect them at all (a plot point made even more redundant since it was used in the last movie)? Hunt gets one scene of throwing his CIA pursuers off his trail and that’s the last of them. IMF freely travels the globe and still has access to top of the line gear that would make James Bond envious.

Sure, they’re put in crazy and dangerous situations but where is the risk when everyone comes through with barely a scratch? For example, Benji and Hunt get into a car wreck that would have snapped their necks like a wishbone in a car crash. Hunt then continues the chase on a motorcycle only to somehow manage not to get his flesh flayed off like Polly-O string cheese when he dumps his bike doing 90mph. He lays on the ground for a but with some dirt on him, but I don’t think they even bothered to rip his clothes! Sure these are movie tropes, but I’d like to see at least some common sense put into things (no one working at the power plant saw Isla and Hunt parachuting into the complex?).

Rogue Nation does a lot more right than wrong and is ultimately a good way to spend two hours of your time. They need to mix things up again for the next one (no more threats to shut down IMF, beef up the antagonist, maybe kill a major character…), but Mission: Impossible is one of the best action franchises going, so the potential for another winner is well at hand. I just hope to see Isla Faust again.

BoJack Horseman Season 2

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Such a good season! It picks up right where the first leaves off. BoJack is going into production for his dream project: Secretariat. With his (somewhat embarrassing) book out, gainfully employed in a starring movie role, and an awesome new girlfriend, things are looking up for the aging horse actor.

Of course, when things look up Bojack manages to self-destruct, continuing his cycle of being unhappy with his life. Season 2 sees a lot of transitions for many characters with BoJack taking off to get in touch with an old flame. Todd gets sucked into an improv comedy cult, Mr. Peanut Butter gets a game show hosting gig while his marriage to Diane is on the rocks (the one who probably matches up in terms of misery to BoJack the most) and Princess Carolyn has an affair with Rutabaga while they plan on making their own talent agency.

The cast on this show is ridiculous, it’s like Name the Cameo. Ignoring the main cast, you have JK Simmons, Olivia Wilde, Keith Olbermann, Alan Arkin, Margo Martindale, John Krasinski, Steven Colbert, Ricky Gervais, Stanley Tucci, John Cho, Ben Schwartz and Lisa Kudrow (as BoJack’s girlfriend Wanda). Half the fun of the show comes from fusing reality, Hollywood reality, and animals as people together. It just adds to the insanity and offers a lot of sight gags (reminds me a lot of the Muppet approach to world building). Have I mentioned how much I love the character names?

Really happy to see this show stay so strong (I didn’t like the Christmas special much), I burned through the 12 episodes in four days which I never do. Fun going back to Hollywoo again and with this season’s ending, I can’t wait to see where these cats (and dogs, horses, lizards, pigeons…) go next.

The Sopranos

I haven’t watched The Sopranos since it ended in 2007 and have been meaning to get back to it for some time now. With a lull of movies and TV shows recently, I pushed the first season up in my Netflix list.

I’m 7 episodes in and realized that I’ve never seen all of season 1 before. That, and I don’t think I watched the show as it aired until season 3. Most of this feels new so it’s really exciting and entertaining in that “great new show” feeling. I’m picking up all the seeds that show up in the later seasons (like Christopher’s Hollywood aspirations) and it’s a marvel at how well casted this show is.

It’s a real shame that we lost James Gandolfini two years ago, he’s a magnificent actor. He’s also surprisingly thin at the start (though he’s never been a small guy) while AJ (Robert Iler) was a rather round kid! I forgot how funny the show is too. It’s not jokes per say, but the off handed comments that they fire off (usually from Tony, but the Paulie, Big Pussy and Silvio troop are always strong contenders with their banter). Christopher often steals scenes, he’s such a great (and integral) character, it’s hard to imagine anyone else but Michael Imperioli in the role. I totally forgot about what a 10 ton anchor Tony’s mother was too. She’d drive anyone up the wall with her nonsense (the show would probable ended up much differently if Nancy Marchand didn’t die in 2000, her loss was a great one).

The show really holds up 16 years from its debut. The only bit of production that seems oddly places are the paused scenes/fade to white of the child Tony Soprano scenes. Comes off as really amateurish. Gotta love the low angle shots when someone is being punched and kicked on the ground just off of camera.

It’s good to visit the great past works, I’m looking forward to watching more.

Muppets Most Wanted

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Watching The Muppets is like watching one huge special effect. The Henson Company does such a good job bringing their characters to life that you forget they aren’t real. Most Wanted starts immediately after 2011’s The Muppets. The gang just finished their comeback and that leaves them…with nothing to do. While considering their options, they are approached by Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais) about doing a world tour.

Being a trusty lot, the gang agrees to Dominic booking their tour. What they don’t know is that he works for Constantine, the worlds most dangerous frog, who looks a whole lot like Kermit! In an epic scheme of kidnapping and mistaken identity, the Muppets are put on the hook for stealing the Queen of England’s jewels.

Most Wanted is a great follow up for the Muppets. Runs with what works so well, uses a large cast with some newcomers (Miss Piggy having a pet dog cracked me up for some reason) and the human cast is packed with big names. It looks like it was a blast to make and it shows.

Often very funny, Most Wanted is a great movie for everyone. Well made, well paced, and it’s got some more great numbers by Bret  McKenzie! Check it out!

I’ll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)

 

Some more movies pour vous

The Book of Life– The further this movie went, the more I liked it. Visually striking and unique, The Book of Life is the tale of Manolo, a young man who is stuck between fulfilling his family’s expectations and following his own path in life. When a bet between La Muerte  and Xibalba unknowingly involves Manolo and his friends Maria and Joaquin, he goes far beyond his craziest dreams. His journey starts in the mortal world and extends into the otherworldly plains of vibrant Land of The Remembered and the grey and dusty Land of the Forgotten. A terrific story through the beautiful Hispanic Day of the Dead celebration, this movie took me by surprise. It’s really well written, teaches a great life lesson and thanks to the art of animation, explores an amazing tradition with great characters and respect. I think this one came and went in theatres pretty quick and is worth checking out.

[REC] 3: Genesis– If you haven’t seen [REC] before, you really should. Came out in 2007 and took the horror “found footage” angle to great heights, It was remade as Quarantine in the US a year later, but it’s a direct copy so stick with the original. Genesis takes place at the same time as the first, showing what happened to the other person who came in contact with the first infected. He goes to his nephew’s wedding without knowing he’s sick and you can pretty much guess what happens. They stick with the found footage for the beginning of the movie, but abandon it once the mayhem starts. It took me by surprise, but considering the logistics of filming the whole movie like, I think it’s a smart move. While Genesis tries its best to live up to its predecessors, it isn’t scary in the least. It’s well made and thought out, but a bit too sterile, generic and open. Since the outbreak starts at a large wedding reception, the claustrophobia angle is completely missing which was onen of the biggest and most effective points of 1 and 2. The cast does good work and they ratchet up the gore effects (I haven’t seen such liberal chainsaw use in awhile) as the live body count dwindles. A lot of practical gore, which is greatly appreciated. While not a terrific horror movie, I’m impressed with what they manged to do.

[REC] 4: Apocalypse– After watching 3, I went right for the finale (so far). Considerably better than 3, Apocalypse is a direct sequel to the events of 2 (and thus, 1). Angela returns, having survived the initial outbreak. She’s brought to an oil tanker for quarantine where the government, with the hired guns of some military personnel and scientists are trying to figure out how stop the demonic virus.  Some smart choices for the 4th movie of this series. It completely ditches the found footage presentation, brings the action to a new isolated and cramped location, has a nice little tie in to Genesis and a good misdirection (which is always a good trait for a horror movie). It was fun to see Angela again, the gore gags are good (this series always has quality infected make-up work) and it tries a couple times to be scary, but it’s more of an action movie all things considered (the tension of the first movie is never met in any of the sequels). The movie ends with a tease, but I think they’ll be wise enough to call it quits here.  Maybe.

Lucy– Luc Besson. 60 writing credits, 119 producer credits and 22 movies directed since 1981. The guy basically gets every idea he comes up with into production. Lucy is his latest average movie held together by an idea better set as a short story. With the draw of Scarlett Johansson in the lead role, this action flick goes through the motions for about an hour and twenty minutes. Lucy gets caught up in a shady deal, forced to mule drugs across international waters. When the bag of the new synthetic drug stitched into her gut starts leaking, she gets access to higher brain capacity (the movie makes sure you know that humans only “use” about 10% of their mind). So that means she gets superhuman powers, which get crazier and dumber as the movie skips to the goofy ending. Apparently higher intellect means you get stronger and immediately know how to fight. Then you can hack into electronics with your mind and see cell phone signals in the air, which you can then grab and manipulate. As far as action goes, there’s nothing new or interesting, Scarlett does her job well enough to cash a pay check, nothing worth going out of your way to check out. By all means skip this one, you won’t be missing anything. You’re better off using your time to watch John Wick or Taken (one of Besson’s much better efforts).

Jurassic World

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Na na na na na, Na na na na na. Na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Back to the island we go for the fourth time! No wait, Lost World and 3 never happened. That’s probably for the best.

Jurassic World picks up in the present day, 22 years after the first movie. In a move that makes sense to human nature (both in the real world and Hollywood), greed refuels the plans for Jurassic Park. New investors (and some of the same scientists) bring John Hammond’s dream to fruition: a fully functioning theme park with living, breathing dinosaurs. Jurassic World, built on the same land as the original, has been up and functioning well for many years. With any theme park, the need to build the newest and greatest attraction to bring guests in is always a problem for management. For Jurassic World, the solution is to genetically engineer a brand new, pants wetting, new dinosaur. “Will it scare the kids? It’ll give the adults nightmares!”

Even if you go into this movie knowing nothing, in just a few minutes you know exactly what’s going to happen. They set this dinosaur up as the new Big Bad right away and pump it up with each and every scene. Then the tricky little minx gets out of her room and goes buck wild on anything standing in front of her with a pulse. It’s the dino rampage that will put butts in theatre seats!

I must say that the movie starts strong but never does anything new or really exciting. It’s a competent paint by the numbers summer movie that’s perfectly happy towing the line for about 2 hours. The cast is great, they all deliver their lines, are sometimes genuinely funny and can run and scream at the same time. I like Chris Pratt a lot and Bryce Dallas Howard is a great foil for him. I’ve heard some hate on the two kids, but I didn’t find them offensive. They both do their jobs well.

Production wise, it’s got a lot of care put into it. The whole park is realized from hotels, rides/attractions, labs, park amenities and upkeep facilities. There’s a ton of great detail and design work (they should have really thought about their wireless connections as apparently the signals for both walkie-talkies and cell phones are crap at the most perfectly inconvenient of times). There are quite a few dinosaurs on display and they are all…blue. It’s a really unnatural and jarring tint that makes a lot of the CGI creatures look poorly composited in daytime shots. I’m not sure why they look like that, but they at least look way better in the night portion of the movie. Animation is very good at least and the sound design is fantastic.

As the movie goes on, you notice a lot of nods to the original film. Mr. DNA, a few props like the night vision goggles and Jeeps, the torn banner. The two kids are also jammed in there with a weak family backstory (Alan not wanting kids in the original, these two with the potential divorce of their parents gets a quick mention and them never seeing Claire). Then there are the homages that are more or less rip offs. The attack in the bubble car is way too similar to the original T-Rex attacking the kids in the tram car scene. Claire waving a flare to get attention is just like the original, it didn’t need to be done again (can’t lie though, it looked really cool).

My biggest problem is the bone headed wrap it up ending. I’m going to go full on spoiler the last 20 minutes, so skip down to the last paragraph if you don’t want to know it. Everything just works out perfectly in a series of unbelievable events, it’s eye rolling dumb.  There’s a lot of secrecy about what the Indominus Rex was made from and the realization that it’s part raptor is a major twist. It talks to Owen’s pack of raptors and makes them turn. A great idea, a great reveal and the following action scene is probably the best in the movie. After a long chase that leads to the “Main Street” of the park, the turned raptors are suddenly down with fighting the Big Bad again (after one conveniently eats the one Big Bad human in a room of 5 delicious choices). All Owen had to do was act like a cool dude and take off a GoPro strapped to this 8-foot tall murder machine. When things go south again after the raptors get tossed around like punks, Claire gets the idea to go get the T-Rex to stop the I-Rex (ugh). Apparently this monster is not only held right in front but when her cage opens (thanks only control room guy to stay behind!), she’s standing right there, ready to go. The only thing she was missing was a stars and stripes robe and the PA system pushing out Kid Rock’s “American Badass.” They tussle (can’t lie again, it looked awesome) and the fourth raptor that’s been MIA shows up out of nowhere and decides to help out the T-Rex.  There’s that tweaked homage to the first movie we’ve all been waiting for. Finally, the I-Rex is obviously a tough cookie as it’s demolished everything at this point. How will our two dino heroes win? By pushing it close enough to the edge of the giant swimming dinosaur’s pool to get munched. Can we officially brand that Dino Ex Machina? I understand the “More Teeth” line, but it’s not exactly the classic that “We’re going to need another boat!” is. Sure, 8 year old me would be over the moon about this streak of pandering (rolling 5 deep on a motorcycle with your raptor buddies is the stuff of dreams after all) but come on. The deadline for this script must have been a razor sharp one.

While mostly an inoffensive sequel, I was hoping for more. Jurassic World digs into an old well searching for more riches, but comes up with the same soggy dirt that is better off left alone. I was 12 when Jurassic Park came out and it completely blew my mind (it still holds up) so I’m really biased on this one. But I don’t think any can argue that World devolves into nothing more than a pale blue imitation.

P.S.- Holywood. You might want to give up on Terminator while we’re having this discussion.

More! TV and movie bites

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

I watched this a few weeks ago and didn’t write anything about it, so that should tell you how much it stuck with me. Not a bad movie, but it is very forgetable. It amounts to little more than a fantasy action film with great visuals (it looks amazing on BluRay). It feels like a waste of time to say prattle on about this movie other than, less really is more.

Horrible Bosses 2

Another not good, but not bad movie (there are a lot of those these days). The first movie is pretty good and made enough money to get the studio to order another one. Should they have? Not really. It’s got a few funny moments, but nothing even approaching a knee slapper or a rib tickler (the upper echelon of laughs, obviously). You aren’t missing anything if you don’t see this (Jennifer Aniston remains gorgeous though).

Mr. Robot

Ok, now something worth watching. This show just started on USA Network (!?) and it is fantastic. Loved the pilot. It’s about Elliot (Rami Malek), a brilliant but anti-social hacker who struggles to find happiness in a world full of brain dead and cruel people. He wants to change the world for the better and when Mr. Robot comes to recruit him for just such a purpose…

Rami Malek is fantastic as Elliot and a lot of his dialog sounds like how I write (big part of why I like this so much). Love Elliot as a character. A lot of cool ideas and execution, this show had me right from the opening scene.  I’m not an IT profesional, but the tech talk and hacking they show looks head and shoulders above what many hacker movies and shows have put out. It seems like they have writers/consultants who have actually done their research on how computer networks work. A lot of respect went into this show and it seems like a great season is in store for us. It already got greenlit for a second season too. I’m all in.

Falling Skies

The final season just started! Somehow Tom made it back from his suicide mission and the Espheni invasion has been sent reeling for the first time. The last push to take the planet back has begun! Good premiere to get back in, I”m looking forward to the rest.

Ink Master

It’s apprentice vs master this year. Really dig this show, but giving the human canvas more say in the deliberation is pretty stupid. Way too much bias at work.