Shameless S9E01

Are you there Shim? It’s Me, Ian.

The Gallaghers are back! Time to catch up with the fam.

Ian is in jail after the last stunt we watched him pull at the end of last season. He’s doing…well? He’s brought his crusade into the prison, standing up for the vulnerable against the predators. Ian has made himself the leader of those being abused and taken advantage of, causing a sex strike. Given the situation, Ian is making a positive difference and he seems to be enjoying the roll. So much so that he’s dismissive of  Fiona when she visits and tells him she’s close to getting the 50k for his bail. Ian is acting “off” leading to the obvious question of if he’s on his meds. He waves it away again and the rest of the family (and her boyfriend Ford) is wary of bailing Ian out. More than just bailing him out, they’re concern that Ian is going to flake on his obligations and leave Fiona out to dry. Fiona is pretty gung ho about it, with the mentallity that Gallaghers stick together. Ian is in trouble and he has no one else to rely on. It’s an interesting twist as the kids, who really aren’t kids anymore, aside from Liam, are throwing red flags up. They are all working for a living now and they are not behind what could very well be throwing 50k out the window on someone who currently can’t be relied upon. Fiona is in a bit of a moral quandry. Getting the hesitation from Ford  was one thing, getting it from all of her siblings makes her worry.

Frank has been busy using his manley capabilties on the female population of the PTA and his rather lengthy and unsafe sex practices come to roost in the community. Good on Frank for his ability to spin a situation in his favor. Mostly. Liam continues to buck what Frank tries to teach him and does his best to be honest.

Lip is keeping things going on his end. Still sober and with a new short hair cut, he’s watching over Xan while her mother is who knows where. Brad has put himself together and has asked Lip to be his best man at his wedding. There, Lip meets the maid of honor and it is now pretty obvious he has met his new hard to get obsession.

Deb is cracking along at work, welding everything she can get her hands on (with her new steel toe protectors firmly strapped to her boots) when she finds out that she’s getting paid $3 less than the men. Deb swings into action to make her point and lands herself equal pay.

Carl is flexing his stuff at bootcamp. He’s well into the positon of bossing his cadets around and one of them is…below par. A strike against Carl getting a major promotion. The other strike is his wife Kassidi, who has posted herself right outside the gate, professing her love for Carl to whomever walks near her. When the Disappointing Cadet hears Carl complain about Kassidi, he gets an idea. Just before the end of the episode the guy tells Carl “No one will find the body.” Cue panic.

Finally, Kev and V are on their own with Svet gone. Their twins are going buckwild and the bar is just managing to stay afloat. Struggling to wear out the kids and getting quality time for themselves it finally dawns on them: Pre-school!

It’s great to be back with the Gallaghers. Everyone is doing their own thing and the stages have been set for their own drama. Carl’s is the most serious and Lip’s is the most obvious of what will probably happen. I think the most interesting will be Fiona’s major decision about Ian as this signals a possible major change in the family ethos.

The Darkest Winter Update 11

Holy animal, the paperback edition is available right now!

Amazon processed this way faster than their timeline showed me so this is a surprise. I made the Kindle Edition a pre-order for the 17th because I didn’t think the paperback would be ready this soon. Amazon won’t let me unlock the pre-order right away, but I’ve moved it up to Monday the 10th. The page should update soonish to show that change. Once the Kindle Edition unlocks, the product pages (paperback and Kindle) should merge on their own (probably Tuesday, the 11th).

This week has flown by, everything came together so fast at the end I’m stunned.

Let’s get the word out!

The Darkest Winter Update 10

It’s been a productive week and things are happening fast!

On Tuesday my business cards came in and they are awesome.

The trade paperback proof of the book came yesterday and today I approved it to Amazon. The notice said that it will be up in 3-5 days which means I will need to change the date on the Kindle Editon when it’s ready! The release is very close now, which is hard to believe. I’ll blast out the release when it’s all ready.

In the meantime, would you like to get a preview? You know the title and have read the synopsis but that’s not a taste of my writing or the book! You can download a PDF of the first two chapters HERE.

 

The Darkest Winter Update 9

Big news!

Ok, the wheels at Amazon are spinning! All the files have been completed and submitted.

Today I got word that the proof has been shipped. I don’t expect to get it until Friday, at the earliest. This is the last main hurdle for the paperback. In all the digital previews it’s looked good but this is the ultimate test. If I see any printing problems, they’ll have to be fixed and the file resubmitted to Amazon for review. That would be a major set back but I don’t expect this to happen.

I finished the Kindle version last night and submitted it to Amazon. I just got notified that it’s through the system and you can now pre-order it!

The book will be available on Monday, September 17th!

It’s almost here, I can hardly believe it.  Now purchase options are only for the Kindle version as I haven’t approved the paperback version (waiting on that proof to get to me). Once that’s through I’ll be able to get the paperback and Kindle edition to appear together.

Two notes for the Kindle version: If you pre-order, the book will automatically appear on your Kindle on the 17th. I have it set up that if you buy the paperback, you’ll get a discount on the Kindle edition. It’ll be .99 instead of $3.99 so if you intend on buying both (making you an All Star in life), I suggest you wait until the paperback is ready and that option is available to you.

This is nuts.

 

What’s going on?

It’s the last day in August and with the holiday weekend this feels like the end of summer. Sure we can expect warm weather for quite a bit longer but mentally when September hits it feels like winter is standing on top of us already.

So with the pending winter blues approaching, what’s going on?

The obvious is my book, The Darkest Winter. I’m waiting to hear back from Amazon about getting approval for the paper book files. When that happens, I order the proof to make sure everything is fine and dandy for public consumption. While I wait for the proof, I’ll get the ebook in order. I expect my business cards to come in next week so I think the end of next week is looking the most likely for launch. There are a ton of moving parts I’m now navigating and I’m itching to show the end result to everyone.

With September hitting, that means TV is about to pop off. Netflix dropped Ozark season 2 today and the first show on the doccet for cable TV is season 13 of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The promo looks insane so I have high hopes. That’s on Wednesday I think. Then Bojack Horseman on Netflix! There’s a huge list of programming about to start and I’ll do updates as they start (5 weeks away from hockey season!).

Better Call Saul is going well and Ink Master just started so those have been keeping me warm along with some movies and stand up specials on Netflix that I’ve been knocking off my list:

  • Moonwalkers (good)
  • Hardcore Henry (nauseating, turned it off)
  • Wheelman (liked it a lot)
  • Bert Kreicher: Secret Time (hilarious)
  • The Standups- Deon Cole and Kyle Kinane (both hilarous)
  • Train to Busan (loved it)
  • Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial (very good)
  • Demeri Martin: The Overthinker (very good)
  • I Am Not a Serial Killer (good)
  • I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore (good)

I’m listening to Twenty One Pilots new track “My Blood” right now and I dig it. Their new album comes out soon and I’m sure it’ll be a smash. Eminem dropped a new album out of no where and I’m about to check that out.

The Darkest Winter Update 8

A major milestone was reached today. I submitted the book to CreateSpace. They are the part of Amazon that does physical book printing. A humanbeing is now reviewing the files to make sure everything is suitable for print. I should be contacted tomorrow. Assuming everything is ok, I order a proof and that gets delivered to me for review.

That proof is the book in my hand. I’ll check it out to make sure it’s printed right and nothing is wrong with the physical copy that will be printed whenever someone orders the book off of Amazon. This step is to insure the book I intend people to hold in their hand is being made.

So this is project is rapidly coming to completion. Release is very close, I’m thinking in a week depend on how fast I get the proof (and it passes my standards).

I still have to prepare the ebook file for Kindle. That’s a separate arm of Amazon. That is a much faster process than the physical book and I believe that will take a day or too to get sorted. Since today is Wednesday, I’ll probably get that done Friday.

Then it’s marketing time. So everything is coming together and I’ll have a release date for you soon.

Disenchanted

From the creator(s) of The Simpsons and Futurama!

I liked this so much I watched all ten episodes this weekend. I haven’t watched The Simpsons and years and consider myself a bigger Futurama fan. That worked in my favor as the writing skews more towards Futurama.

I think the easiest way to describe Disenchantment is to take Futurama and change the genre from sci-fi to fantasy. The main character here is Princess Bean of Dreamland. She’s a bit…rebellious let’s say about the whole princess gig. She doesn’t have a problem getting into trouble but when she meets Elfo, an elf also trying to figure things out, and Luci, Bean’s very own personal demon, things get kicked up a notch or two. Oh, and her Dad, King Zog is on a desperate hunt for the elixir of life.

I can’t really think of anything I don’t like about this show. I laughed like I did when Futurama first came out. It’s absurd, rude, and sincere all at the same time. The casting is perfect and I love the main trio of Bean (Abbi Jacobson), Elfo (Nat Faxon), and Luci (Eric Andre). Elfo is my favorite, a kind of magical mix of Homer and Fry. There were a few times where I swear he said exactly what I would have if I was in his situation. I even love the opening credits music.

The show covers a lot of ground in just 10 episodes. We get to see in and out of the Dreamland kingdom and while they ring the bell on the fantasy tropes for expected gags, they also do some great world building. When the main arc of the elixir comes around to its end in the last few episodes I was left wanting more. The worst part of the show is that there are only ten episodes!

The set up for season 2 looks ripe for all new adventures and I can’t wait to see where they go with it.  I avoided just about all the promo material for this so I think I’m going to go on the hunt for the interviews to dig further into the makings of one of my new favorites.

Face Off has come to an end

I’ve adored this show since it’s debut in 2011. After 13 seasons, one of my favorite shows is now finished.

I love the creativity, the artistry, and the professionalism that Face Off gave it’s viewers. Everyone they get for each season is so talented and my love for movie magic got to be treated every week. There’s no nasty garbage on this show too. Everyone is cool, there is no fighting and whenever they are able to, the contestents jump at the chance to help another fellow artist. This season was another stand out, bringing back artists who didn’t make it all the way through their season. A try at redemption on this pressure cooker of a contest, the final three artists were all very strong. I think the judges picked the right winner, so that feels like a satisfying way to go out too.

I hope Face Off is just on an extended hiatus (a lot of programming was made in 7 years) amd comes back in time. There’s nothing else like this on TV and I think aside from being entertaining, this show has been inspiring the next generation of practical special effects artists.

More, please!

Mission: Impossible-Fallout

The Mission: Impossible movies have been pretty reliable for entertainment. Especially with the release of Ghost Protocol, the franchise has found it’s groove and brought some real unique and exciting action set pieces. Fallout continues that trend.

Writer/Director Christopher McQuarrie returns for his second term helming the ship and this guy knows how to make movie magic. Solomon Lane continues to be a bother, his followers forming a new organization under new leadership. They’ve got their sights set on causing mass destruction to create a new world order and it’s up to Ethan Hunt and his IMF team to once again save the world.

Right out of the gate, the plot gets pretty convoluted. There’s a lot of double-crossing going on and it gets hard to keep track of it all. New characters get quick introductions and it’s not clear who they are, where they come from, and who they work for. Being a spy series that’s expected to a degree but it feels like a lot is glossed over and the viewer is expected just know the characters name and be willing to be whisked away to the next scene(I’m thinking of The White Widow in particular). I’m sure some confusion can be cleared up with more viewings and revisiting earlier films for a refresher (Sean Harris’ Solomon Lane was introduced in Rogue Nation). Another point of confusion for me is name confusion. Solomon Lane and John Lark have similar last names and they are often referred to only by their last names. Sometimes I wasn’t sure what name the actor said and would get confused about who they were talking about. It’s also found it weird that once again, the IMF team are cut off from their resources and government help. “We gotta do this alone!” is turning into a well-worn crutch for this series.

While those are some bothersome problems, it doesn’t ruin an otherwise fantastic ride. McQuarrie knows how to frame a scene and shoot action. This movie is oftentimes gorgeous and the action set pieces are mostly all Raise the Bar of the Entire Industry level. This is one of the few movies I’ve seen in a while that demands you go to the cinema to get the most out of it.

Every inch of the frame is utilised. They must have used some crazy new wide angle lenses because the picture looks so expansive. Gorgeous framing with eye-popping cinematography. London and Paris wrap themselves around the viewer and asks you to take a bite.

This wide-angle look is continuous throughout the movie. If you’re watching the team come up with a plan, walking through a location or on a crazy chase through a city or mountain range, you have a view of it all. Action scenes aren’t crammed in tight and cut at warp speed. You can see where everyone is and what they are doing. The positioning is clear and you can follow the madness, often feeling like you’re there.

I watched this in a Dolby Cinema room and I think that’s a big part of why this movie popped so much for me. Monsterous screen, gorgeous picture quality, and a stupidly expensive sound system. Like I mentioned, McQuarrie shoots most of this action wide so when he sticks the camera on the side of a vehicle, or inside of it, it felt like I was right there. This is especially effective in the helicopter scene where you bounce back and forth with a character shooting out of the sides. You can see a ton of landscaping flying by and it totally sells how high up you are and how small the inside of the helicopter is. Watching the actual Tom Cruise clinging to the bottom of the helicopter is memorizing and pushes a sense of realism a lot of action movies these days don’t do. Speaking of realism, the sound work on Fallout is also incredible. The report from handguns was a real stand out and kicks and punches sound so brutal.

The ads show crazy glimpses of a bathroom fight and it totally lived up to the hype. I think the last fight scene that really knocked people out is the hallway fight from the first season of Daredevil on Netflix (something that production as tried to duplicate and never achieved again, so far). It is nuts and needs to be seen. It legit looks like they are beating the stuffing out of each other. Henry Cavill looks like a monster brawler. I didn’t think they’d top that fight and then I’m served up with an absolute slobber knocker of a fight in a cabin that was riveting from start to finish. I think the helicopter chase scene will go down in history as one of the best action sequences ever filmed.

I found a lot to like here and it makes me continue to look forward to more. I think another change of pace, the likes of what Rogue Nation did, is now needed to keep this series on top. Clean up the plot and avoid those M:I cliches. On the action front, I don’t know how they can top this, but hey, that’s not my job. If it was, I’d hire every action choreographer and stunt person from this movie to do it.

The Darkest Winter Update 7

I hit my two week deadline and completed my final edits. The text is done! That’s a major milestone, it means the book is done, the story is there, and I’m never going to edit those words again.

It’s been a long journey. I’m so familiar with the story having worked on it for so long that it’s rather mundane to me. These past 2 weeks I took a slow pace to keep myself from rushing and skipping over parts. Even though the story is old hat to me, I still really love the work. I had some much needed help in this last stage from two people to  stomp out typos and continuity errors. I’m very proud of what I’ve written and I think it’s a great first novel.

Yesterday, as I was bringing it to a close I went back to some final notes to make sure I was happy with those parts. I came to realize that those last bits were nit picking. I was looking for things to change based on very little. Can I write this sentence better? Does it need to be altered? Should I change it? Will someone get hung up on this sentence or word choice? Often times when I tried to change something for the better, or an attempt to make it better, I was just changing it to change it. Or, I was making it worse. Stuffing too much detail in and making it more complicated than it needed to be. Overthinking things can make it feel like you’re drowning. With that feeling coming back more and more, I relaized the book was finished.

The cover isn’t complete, but it’s very close. I have a lot of details to hammer out, but the bulk of the work is done. I’m confident I’ll have the book for sale this week and it’ll be a hell of a day to share with you.

The Darkest Winter Update 6

Hit a milestone today. Received the full manuscript back from my editor this morning. The book is in good shape now and this marks the last half of the project starting. I’ve slotted 2 weeks for myself to do my final read through. One last check for typos,  continuity errors and any other small changes I may want to make. It’s content complete, now it’s just the details to iron out.

While I do this last bit of editing, cover work begins. I’m aiming to have that done in 2 weeks as well. Once that’s done all that remains is typesetting and getting the final file to submit to retailers (it will definitely be available on Amazon, I’m going to look at getting it on the iBook store as well, Barnes and Noble Nook too).

That last bit shouldn’t take long. An August release is very much possible and is the goal. Expect an update in 2 weeks.

We’re getting close!

Animation Block

There’s a bunch of animated movies I’ve been meaning to get to so here’s a quick hit list for you!

Moana– A beautiful tale set in ancient Polynesia, Moana is a young woman who sets out on a quest to save her home from a curse that was started by Demigod Maui. He stole the heart of the island and now Moana must find him and make things right. Fantastic, vibrant animation (think Finding Nemo: Above and Sometimes Under the Ocean) with some great characters. Dwayne The Rock Johnson is perfect as Maui and he plays great against/with Auli’i Cravalho as Moana. Cute, funny, and sweet, this is a great family movie with pops of fun action. Does a great service for the Polynesian culture, I recommend it.

The Secret Life of PetsFile this one under “It’s good, I guess.” I don’t have much to say for this one as there’s nothing much to talk about. It’s best for very young children as there is little plot to speak of. “A day in the life” is more like it as the creativity of this movie comes mostly from ideas of how pets spend their day when their owners aren’t home. Instead of having a plot that can engage all age types, like Pixar does, Life of Pets spends most of its time on figuring out how to get animals from point A to point B in different ways. Good animation and standard gags that highlight how animals behave (cats are aloof! Dogs sniff butts to greet each other!) should hold your attention enough to get you to the end. Nothing special here…I consider that it’s only 80 minutes long to be one of it’s best features.

Despicable Me 3– This one felt very similar to The Secret Life of Pets. At around 80 minutes, the movie is short but the script was clearly padded to reach a full-length feature run time. The main premise is good, Gru finds out he has a twin brother, Dru, and Dru wants to tag along and revive the families business of being a world-class villain. The main antagonist, Balthazar Bratt, is probably the best idea and follow through in the movie. It’s a very by the numbers DM movie though. The animation is fine, there are some clever moments but it’s all rather boring. The unicorn sub-plot is a complete waste of time. Bratt doesn’t do much for the run of the movie, disappearing for long stretches of time and he seemingly just sits around for most of the movie after he gets the giant jewel. Having Steve Carell do the voice of Dru seems really lazy to me and it makes the brothers too similar (they’ve been apart for something like 40 years and Gru never knew Dru existed). I never cared for anything the minions do in this movie and they’re off doing their own dumb thing (i.e. very little) for most of the movie. Only one part of this movie was worth paying attention to, the other two parts were 20 minutes or so of spinning plates to make it seem like more was going on. Disappointing.

Coco– And now here’s another showcase of why Pixar is the best in the animation business and makes all the money. Miguel is an aspiring musician at the age of 12. His family has banned music from a traumatic event that occurred two generations earlier. Miguel must hide his dream and talent from his family. Then, as Día de los Muertos (the Day of the Dead) approaches, his family finds out when he wants to sign up for a talent show. His grandmother smashes his guitar and Miguel goes in search of a new one. When he tries to borrow his great-great-grandfather’s guitar (a legendary musician) he’s transported to the Land of the Dead where he meets his deceased family members and finds out a whole new aspect of his family.

It’s a fantastic and timely story about the importance of family and the legacy we leave behind. Lovely and endearing characters I grew to know and love, I think Coco is a brilliant example of powerful story telling. On top of the rich and complex story that has laughs, twists and turns, and heartbreak, the visuals push Pixar to the top of their craft. Ignoring the standard brilliant animation they have for their characters, the detail in everything around the characters is unmatched. The colors, the effects, it all makes a digital world come to life. The world never looks like a set made up of simple shapes and plastic, but a real place with three-dimensional depth. The soundtrack is great too! I loved Coco and recommend it to everyone.

Sausage Party– I think the goal of this project from the start was to make a crazy edgy movie like Team America. But it gets nowhere close to that quality. I think I laughed 3 times. So that’s not a good batting average for a comedy. It’s just…not good. Let’s make all the characters stereotype’s based on what food they are. Let’s curse just because we can. Let’s have half the characters be obsessed with sex because that’s….funny? To keep it from being completely shallow, we’ll make it an allegory for…religion? Oh and there’s no good way to end the movie so let’s break the 4th wall and call it a day. If you never watch this movie, rest assured you haven’t missed anything.