2019 Stanley Cup Round 3

Another wild round is in the books. Dallas got beat by St. Louis so that leaves only San Jose still playing who I thought could make it this far. I didn’t think Carolina would do anything and they booted the Islanders off the ice in 4 games!

The only team I don’t want to win now is Boston. They have enough Cups, for now. They’re one of the most prolific winners in the NHL to date. It’s easy to hate them for that and it’s Boston so the yucks keep stacking up. While they are the favorite, they can’t relax with Carolina. They keep proving they aren’t a fluke, they have the talent on the entire team to win the Cup.

I’m pulling more for San Jose over St. Louis as they have a few guys who are close to the end of their career now. SJ has been a contender for many years now and it feels like it’s now or…a very long wait until they can get a team this strong again. St. Louis has never won the Cup either, so the West side of the bracket is a great story no matter who makes it to the Championship.

Goodbye, Gotham

The sale of Fox to Disney has changed the media landscape. Among those changes is a DC property not existing on a now Disney owned channel. So Gotham was brought to a close in a shorter (12 episodes) fifth season. When the show started I had an idea of how it could best end and that’s pretty much what happened.

Gotham wasn’t about Batman which is what many people wanted from the start. It put that first tent pole into the ground right from the start, that they’d show how Bruce and Gotham came to need Batman.

Over the years I’ve enjoyed Gotham a lot. I liked seeing the new angles of established characters and lore along with new characters. The big highlight was always the casting, which was near perfect. The standouts for me are Sean Pertwee as Alfred, Robin Lord Taylor as Oswald Cobblepot, Cory Michael Smith as Edward Nygma, Drew Powell as Butch Gilzean, Erin Richards as Barbara Kean, Benedict Samuel as Jervis Tetch, Anthony Carrigan as Victor Zsasz, Donal Logue as Harvey Bullock, BD Wong as Dr. Hugo Strange and Cameron Monaghan crushed it as 3 eras of Joker. The Batman universe has many colorful characters so quality character actors were needed. I also appreciated the effort into making Gotham look like its own city (looking at you with the side eye Christopher Nolan). The production value on this show was always tops.

The series started rough. The tone of the show swung wildly from scene to scene. The first major trouble maker was a guy who tied giant helium balloons to people’s legs and they’d float away. It’s pretty absurd and goofy looking. In the next scene, you’d see Penguin in a blackout rage shank a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle. From there the show found its groove, leaning onto the darker side of things. I guess being consistent helps keep you on a path, the show was never afraid of offing someone on camera and they stuck with that. The villains on this show were committed to being awful people in their own ways.

The other problem was that the writers tried to do too much. Batman has a huge rogues gallery that is stuffed with characters that fans love. It seemed like they wanted to get every one of them on screen come hell or high water. Being a prequel, some characters wouldn’t fit in the timeline so they’d age the character down. Every season there was a major villain introduced and things got crowded real fast. From the start they stuck with Riddler and Penguin and that worked the best. The two main mob boss families had great roles too.

There must have been a mandatory minimum of 6 active villains at once because if one went away they’d be immediately replaced. I mean, they managed to get Solomon Grundy on here. They did some great starting stuff with Scarecrow, but that fizzled out and disappeared. The worst was Ivy. The case of de-aging the character might have seemed like a good idea at first, making her a friend to a young Celina Kyle, but the writers had no idea what to do with her. She was never more than a cameo and they changed actresses I think twice, making her look older, to try and use her but that didn’t work well either. She might look older but that’s still supposed to be a teenager. While she ended up having an impact on the show in a late Celina plot, she was never truly Poison Ivy. The approach from the start didn’t work and that cut off any avenues of growth. Ivy becomes Poison as an adult, that’s something that couldn’t be shoehorned into. She had specific life experiences that got her there.

In the end, I had a lot of fun with this show. I think it gave a lot of people a kick to their careers because there’s some fantastic acting work here. While there are bumps for sure, nothing knocked me off the show and I watched every week. I love this universe and I’m happy with the end product. The final season was really tight too, so that helped. The writers knew how much time they had left when starting this final season and that enabled them to write a series finale that stuck the landing.

A brief pause for the Batman universe as Epix has a Pennyworth show airing soon, Joker starring Joaquin Phoenix comes out this October, and the next solo Batman movie helmed by Matt Reeves for a summer 2021 release is starting to take shape.

2019 Stanley Cup Round 2

Round 1 was shocking. The heads of kings were lopped off like someone screamed Viva La Revolucion! and everyone took it seriously.

Tampa Bay, the best team in the league by a shocking amount in the regular season got beheaded in 4 games by Columbus. Calgary didn’t fare much better, 4-1 against Colorado. Washington, the defending champions, lost in 7 to Carolina. Nashville struggled against Dallas. All the Canadian teams were eliminated and Vegas collapsed in a Game 7 against San Jose, which will go down in the record books.

Controversy galore as a 5-minute major was called on Vegas (it was a minor 2-minute cross-checking call that the refs panicked on with blood on the ice from a head impact) )with 10 minutes remaining in the 3rd. Up 3-0, Vegas let 4 goals in 5 minutes happen. Vegas can be up in arms all they want but the fact is they blew it. They were up 3-1 in the series and SJ rallies back 2 in a row to tie it. Then after turning into swiss cheese for 5 minutes, they managed to tie it 4-4 to force overtime. They had all the time in the world to finish off the Sharks and they didn’t. End of story, end of season.

All the wildcards beat the top seeds, that’s insane.

All the favorites are out except for Boston. They’re the only team left with serious playoff experience and with so many Cup wins, they are the team I really want stopped. So, I’m left with wanting Dallas to win because Zucc is with them. Islanders are gross and major Ranger rivals so I don’t want them to go far but for the area to win would be pretty great.

I doubt any of these series will be short.

Shazam!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a kid in a red suit granted super powers by an ancient wizard! It’s Shazam!

This DC character dates all the way back to 1939 and while he’s had his own TV show and cartoons over the years, he’s been more or less a background character in the DC line-up. He’s even a Justice League member but the likes of Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern and Superman always take up more attention. It’s with this movie that he gets put front and center.

Billy Batson is a 14 year old foster kid who’s been bouncing around the system since his single mother disappeared when he was around 6 years old. Billy understandably has a hole in his heart from this traumatic event and when we meet him, he’s run from a foster home in search for his mother. He gets caught and is once again sent to another foster home, this one with a young couple and 5 other foster kids aged 7-17. Billy is pretty stand-offish in this environment and one of the kids, Freddy, does his best to bring Billy into the family fold.

At the same time, the Wizard is looking for his Chosen One, a person pure of heart to absorb his amazing powers and defend Earth from the Seven Deadly Sins. He discovers Billy and it changes his life (understatement of the year).

A combination of Superman and the classic Tom Hank’s movie, Big, Shazam! is a ton of fun. It’s a good mixture of humor, action, and drama that uses the superhero mythos to wrap the story in adventure and character development. Along with Superman, there’s a side dose of Spider-man. An average person becomes extraordinary after one chance event. For every problem he has, he can practically punch his way through it now. And for someone dealing with anger and abandonment, that’s an even greater challenge to manage. These powers, as Billy quickly finds out, are dangerous. When he says “Shazam!” and transforms from kid to super being, it’s a lot of responsibility.

There’s a lot of kid fantasy going on this movie. If you could fly, had incredible strength, and could fire lightning out of your hands, what would you do? Freddy is next to Billy through all of this and together they figure out what Billy can do. Freddy has to watch on the sidelines though, watching his new friend flounder and struggle with these abilities he would love to have. They argue too after Billy inadvertently causes more harm than good and gets the attention of a supervillain, Dr. Sivana, who has become obsessed to claim the powers of Shazam after the wizard denied him the chance decades years ago.

There’s a lot to like in Shazam. It looks fantastic, the special effects are all around very good. There are some killer hero shots spread around (my favorite being when Billy jumps off an apartment roof and transforming just as he starts to fall and flies off like a boss to save the world) and the action scenes, while rather infrequent, offer something different each time. I really like Dr. Sivana, his set up is pretty dark and motivation works well to me. I was really suprised at how intense the movie got, there’s some scary imagery for the younger set to witness here. The movie walks a line of showing that there are big stakes at play, but it never gets gruesome. The humor balances things out as well too, the entire cast (especially Zachary Levi as Shazam) looks like they had a lot of fun making this.

My only complaint is that the beginning drags a bit. It’s an origin story so there’s a lot of set up and if you’ve seen the trailer you basically know every beat. But once it really gets going, the last half really flexes and the movie never looks back. I think all the build up has a great payoff at the end as the finale surprised me in it’s direction and was a lot of fun to watch.

Finally, kudos to the writer for taking an interesting and rather daring take on family. Billy’s history is an example that very few get born into what I will–for the sake of convenience–call a normal family. Some never know their mother, their father, or both. They may be raised by grand parents or people they have no blood relation to. And then there is life itself which throws more at you than you can ever imagine along the way. It’s Billy’s quest to find his family that sticks with you most. Your family doesn’t begin and end with the one you are born into, it expands into the one you make when you open up your heart to others.

The Darkest Winter Update 18

During the ebook expansion process, as I was setting things up for Kobo, Nook, and iBooks, I looked into Google Books. Their sign ups were closed and you had to apply to get in, with no indicator of when it would open again. So I forgot about it as I moved to the other platforms.

Right after the Kobo, Nook, and iBook editions went live, I got an email acceptance letter from Google. To answer your immediate question, yes, that’s a really cool email to get. Feels good, man.

So The Darkest Winter is on every platform I wanted. The availability is now pretty crazy, so let everyone know about it! The “work” on this novel is now complete and now I’m doing small burst promotions (riding those Game of Thrones coat tails on Instagram) and gearing up for my library appearance in June.

And just for the record, Apple iBooks was the most annoying platform to get on due to stupid software.

Now I can focus on new material which is long over due.

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2019 Stanley Cup Bracket

Here it is! It’s a stacked list. Eastern Conference has a few mainstays (Pitt, Toronto, Boston, Caps, Tampa). The Hurricane’s have a mountain in front of them with the Caps, the NYI Pitt serious could go either way and everyone thinks Tampa will cruise by Columbus,

Three Canadian teams this go around, Calgary has had a fantastic year (50 wins I think) and Winnipeg is no slouch either. Second season for Vegas, second season in the Playoffs which is amazing. They are playing SJS again and I’m sure SJ will be out for blood for last year’s elimenation.

I’m backing Tampa. A bunch of ex-Rangers (Ryan Callahan, JT Miller, Dan Girardi, Ryan McDonagh) and the most important: if they win the Cup the Rangers get a first round draft pick (part of the last year’s trade deal for Miller and McDonagh).

If Dallas goes far, the Rangers get another high draft pick (and Zuccarello has to play in every game now, I think the stipulation in his trade is still valid) but I’m not sure if anyone is confident in their chances. Nashville is again no joke this season.

Goodbye, Broad City!

I’ve been a fan of Broad City from the start of the TV show and last week the series came to a close. Five seasons of Abbi and Ilana lead to a smart conclusion: growing up.

I can’t tell you how many times Broad City put me into hysterics. Saying this show is “so funny” is the fast and lazy way of summing it up but it’s true. It’s like Workaholics with brains. Abbi and Ilana are absurd, gross, real, and sincere. The most important traits best friends can have.

You can tell that Abbi and Ilana are friends in real life. They have a chemistry that can’t be faked and with how crazy they go with these characters that’s a must. They trust each other to make it all work and it usually does.

Abbi plays it straight and wary, the vessel for most of the audience. Ilana is chaos, the grab the world by the bridles and ride it until there is nothing left free spirit. Ilana has no desire to find out what being an adult is all about. Through the show, they navigate their early 20s basically joined at the hip. They balance each other out, Abbi leaning on Ilana to be her guide to getting out of her shell and Ilana relies on Abbi to keep her from going truly overboard. For a while they ride the waves that New York City sends their way and never look more than a few days into the future. Maybe as far as the next time rent is due.

Then things change. Not with themselves, at first, but those around them. Starting last season, Ilana breaks up with her long time boyfriend, Lincoln. That’s the first major wave that knocks Ilana off her surf board that I can remember. A major life disruption that she wasn’t prepared for. Then this season there was a try for reconsilition that’s quickly followed by the crushing reality that they aren’t compatible anymore. Lincoln wants to leave the city, start his own dental practice, and put down roots. He’s ready to start a family. Ilana is younger, with no desire of having kids now. They have truly grown apart and have to move on without each other, something that Ilana reluctantly accepts.

Abbi has a reality check not long after Ilana does, right when she turns 30. She gets into a relationship with a woman for the first time and she comes to realize that she’s been treading water for years. Her girlfriend is older and it becomes obvious that they live in two different worlds, maturity wise (trying to show off on social media can be dangerous and enlighting, folks). Living paycheck to paycheck doing small jobs she hates, a slew of comically bad relationships, and getting high with Ilana all the time is starting to get old. It’s only fitting that Abbi and Ilana, while high together, realize they are co-dependent.

I know this all doesn’t sound like a comedy but it’s the years-long experiences of these characters–that often end up in embarrassing situations–that is the heart of the show. Abbi and Ilana have a blast together, through the best and worst of times, and they depend on each other’s reliable behavior to keep trucking on. So when Ilana applies to school to get into psychiatry, it’s huge. It’s Ilana making moves on her own (and her finding this path by doing that “session” with Jaime in her apartment is one for the ages). She instinctively wants to stay in NYC so when Abbi applies for art school in Colorado, that’s another mountain they have to navigate together. It’s also the most important challenge of their young lives.

I love the series finale. It has all the components that make the show great and I think it’s completely satisfying. A lot of thought went into it as the last season gives every major character a send off (my favorite is what they came up with for Bevers).

I’m a big fan of stories that end not by cutting things off like a dead limb, but by showing that this world does continue. It’s just that the cameras are being shut off and we are all moving forward.

Oof

Look, this season was lost months ago. The Rangers have two games left to play and it’s been more or less a slow motion car wreck since February. Lundqvist has been on the 449 win bubble for weeks and every time he has been in net, the Rangers can’t pull it together to win. They lost to Ottowa last night 4-1 and they are literally the worst team in the league. His 14th season is his worst NHL season by far. It’s rough to watch the team collapse around him time after time, it’s really disheartening.

With Lundqvist spinning in circles, Georgiev has been given more starts. He’s put on some all star showings and has shown real growth (I think his latest run is 7-4-3 wheres Hank’s is 3-10-3 or so) which is good to see.

Ranger fans have been looking to next season for a while now and a lot of work needs to be done. Hank simply can’t play 60+ anymore. I think he needs to find himself again, he’s been off kilter for awhile not able to shake off losses.

The playoffs should be fantastic, the first round will knock off the bottom 2 weakest teams quickly (one wild card spot is up for grabs in the west and 2 are being fought for by like 5 teams in the east) but after that, it’s all killers. The competition level should be off the charts and the results matter for the Rangers as it’s possible they get 2 very high draft picks out of it.

The Darkest Winter Update 17

It’s time to expand!

The last major step for The Darkest Winter is here. Starting tomorrow March 26th, the ebook will be available on Nook, iBooks, and Kobo. This greatly expands availability and I’m happy to reach this stage.

Making EPUB files work with different retailers has a shocking amount of hoops you need to jump through. EPUB is called a standard format but getting it there for each retailer isn’t exactly standard.

In other good news, I’m working on doing another speaking engagement in June. When that all comes together I’ll announce it right here.

Check it out and spread the word!


Shameless S9 E14

Found

The end of season nine brings us the first main cast member of the show to leave. Fiona Gallagher, one of my favorite and one of the most important characters has moved out. From the pilot episode, Emmy Rossum has brought the keystone of the Gallagher family to life and she’s going to be missed.

A lot came together on the season finale so let’s start from the top.

Deb moves front and center as the matriarch of the family. With Frank parked on the couch for the next few months recovering from the broken leg, he’s now a full-time burden. Fiona offers to kick off the solution making and Deb says she’ll handle it. A schedule is made to rotate his care and everyone helps except for Liam who is still missing in action. Good timing on him but it makes Deb go looking for him which finally reveals to the family that he’s moved out. Except, he told everyone days ago but no one was paying attention to him.

Now that Liam knows what a functioning home is like, he sees no reason to go back with Deb. He does hand her a list of demands to get him back and a bewildered Deb leaves him be for now. This is two circumstances where Deb took over for what Fiona normally does: organizing care for the family and going to get family from their life in crisis walkabouts.

Deb also bonds with Carl over Kelly the “Heart Beaker.” It’s been a while since these siblings have run together and during this close time she finds out about how bad Carl is feeling. As far as she knew, he was only upset about Kelly. In a heartbreaking scene she finds out that he was also rejected from West Point and he’s going to drop out of military school and work full time at the fast food place to begin working towards store manager. He’s given up and resigned to work long hours next to a fryer. With Liam out and Carl in pieces in front of her she realizes she’s got a lot of repairing to do, something she’s watched Fiona do her whole life.

She takes the high road when she meets Kelly again, telling Kelly that Carl has given up because he now has nothing to work for. Deb was wrong for what she did and what Deb wants isn’t what matters here, it’s her brother. Kelly and Carl had the relationship that was important. When Kelly finds out that Carl is dropping out of school, she marches to Carl at work and pulls him out by his ears. Even Carl’s boss is impressed. It’s a reunion that’s fit for Shameless.

Lori’s test results come back positive, she does have the deadly gene for breast cancer. She would get better odds of survival by having a child and this pushes her into a spiral that Lip can only stand on the outside of the ring, running around the edges to keep her from knocker herself out. Lori never wanted to have children and this puts her into a position where having the child becomes a selfish one: better odds of self-preservation. That’s not a good reason to have a child. She’d still need to get a double mastectomy in the future to truly be safe but no matter what her chosen life (saving money to open her own hair salon) is derailed if not completely destroyed. Lori sees bad results in every choice. An abortion would be the “easy” out but that’s become even more dangerous for her. She’s convinced she’d be a terrible mother so that’s her ultimate fear of having the child. She’s never been in a committed relationship so she doesn’t believe Lip when he says he’ll be a committed father. When she mentions adoption, Lip says no. He won’t let his child think no one wanted him/her when Lip is ready and more than willing. He knows what abandonment is like and he’ll be damned if that’ll ever happen under his watch. So an always rocky relationship may turn into one with a baby.

Lip opens up to Kev about the potential fatherhood and asks for advice and Kev comes up with a good, basic guild line: If you parent with love, you’ll be okay. Lip has a big heart so I don’t think it’ll be a problem. And with Frank as a father, just do the opposite of what he did. Lip has a lot of experiences to work from that can steer him in the right direction.

That leaves us with Fiona. She watches Deb steer the ship with a sense of surprise and awe. The groundwork for this started around 2 years ago when Fiona went into real estate and moved out. They were all adults and had to fix their own problems and pay their own way. It was the start of Fiona looking out for herself, she was done with being The Fixer. But then Fiona crash landed back into the Gallagher homestead and she found herself back at the start.

Max wasn’t kidding though, getting her that $100,000 payout in just a few days. A way out was delivered into her hands and the growing sense that she had to take advantage of it couldn’t be ignored. Frank is back sucking the life out of everyone. Deb wants to take over Fiona’s bigger bedroom for her and Franny. Watching Deb handle Frank meant that Deb could take control of anything. Her reasons to stay kept getting smaller. Fiona even gets away with punching the neighbor with a $2,500 fine. Her lawyer tells her to drop the nonsense, grow up and move on with her life. Looking for another push, Fiona goes to visit Ian and jail and he agrees with the lawyer. Fiona is surprised by his answer and he calls it then and there: You are looking for someone to tell you “no.” To pick the easy way for you on a decision that is scary. You have no reason to stay stuck in the mud.

So Fiona does it. She’s caught by Deb packing her bags and Deb runs to get Lip who understands what she’s doing right away. He doesn’t try to change her mind and insists on having a going away party for her and everyone runs out to get everything together. With all of the reasons for her to stay put out of the house, she makes final preparations to leave. If she doesn’t go now, she doesn’t think she ever will.

And then the scene. Frank is on the couch and they have a final confrontation. While he may praise her to others about raising the family herself while he and Monica were slowly killing themselves, he can barely say it to her. With his feebled body on the couch, he doesn’t even initiate the goodbye and his response is curt and shitty.

“You did a good job. Monica wasn’t up to it, you stepped in and helped. Thanks.”

Helped? I did it all, Frank.”

“Well, if that helps you sleep better…”

“…See ya around Frank.”

“I doubt it.”


Fiona doesn’t try to fight the ego. Why bother shouting to a brick wall? Frank is Frank and that’s always the reason why people want to get away from him. He’s obviously upset she’s leaving, one in a list of many who have done so, but he can’t outwardly admit that. Life goes on and Fiona gets on a train to parts unknown to start her own. Not without a final gift to her family: $50,000.

Emmy leaving creates a big hole in the show. She’s been the nucleus for nine years and it’s going to be weird without her. This changes the family dynamic with the most reliable sibling being taken out of the picture entirely. So what characters step up? Will Deb simply take over Fiona’s standing? Ian is coming back next season, will they add any more new main characters? Bring Kev and V more? While this is sad, at least Fiona isn’t dead. This is the chance to do more with other characters and I hope they don’t leave Fiona as an after thought as is the norm for the show. It’d be nice for her to be mentioned her here and there so we know where she is. This feels like a momentous season that had some good peaks, I hope the writers can keep the momentum going.

Shameless S9 E13

Lost

Liam exists! And everyone is miserable!

So it turns out the writers directly address one of my biggest WTFs about the show and that is, where is Liam? Turns out that his entire family hasn’t noticed he’s been gone for two days, Fiona looking for him one morning and asking everyone where he is. Liam’s been with his friend/bodyguard at his grandmother’s house. While everyone is slogging through the swamp Liam has been kicking back watching TV and eating awesome food. When Liam’s friend asks him why he doesn’t answer his phone, he responds, why should I? They didn’t realize I was gone for two days. Can’t say I blame him.

So back to the misery pit. The Kelly situation comes to it’s natural peak just like I thought it would. Carl is distraught over Kelly breaking up with him and Deb is smug about it. With the break up done she now thinks she has her foot in the perverbial lesbian door. While sulking at work, a guy comes in to rob the store. Thinking the gun is fake, Carl tells him to bugger off and the gun goes off, just missing him. Not a good time to mess with Carl. He jumps the counter and beats the dude with the fryer basket. While Carl fends for his life, Deb sneaks a smooch on Kelly and she does not get the response she was hoping for. Kelly heads for the door (she goes as for as to apoligizing to Deb for leading her on) as fast as she can. Kelly and Deb now know Carl was right and at the end of the episode, Carl and Deb bond over “Kelly the bitch.”

While Fiona took the “stay off the streets” route last week by going to a meeting, Frank stuck to his stride and true self and crashed in Fiona’s old apartment building again. Not a smart move as Frank wakes up to a wrecking ball coming through the wall. He barely makes it out but breaks his leg. He waves off any help and limps home, collapsing in front of the Gallagher home. The kids get him into the house and it’s revealed why he said no to the help, he had all sorts of drugs on him. He manages to finish his drug deal in time to get taken to the hospital where Fiona sticks with him as long as she can before meeting a lawyer about her assault case.

The interesting thing here is the divergent path of the two Gallaghers. Fiona is on the first step back to sobriety. She knows she can’t stay in the pit she’s been in for the last few months…she ended up right next to Frank and she knows where those choices go. She’s going to her obligations. On time with her lawyer her gives her advice that could mean she avoids jail time. She’s already going to meetings and she’s looking for a job. Through the entire episode we watch her make progress. She’s not “cured” of course, she’s still in the pits but she’s looking for the light in the darkness to find a way out. Much like Deb and Carl’s heart to heart, Fiona has one with Lip about how she feels like she can never get ahead. And at the meetings she doesn’t think she can call herself an addict, but she knows it’s in her family and she’s been dealing with her losses with alchohol. Frank is the opposite. He rides that addiction train through another gauntlet. Through the hospital system for the umpteenth time, he’s barely tolerated and he’s literally left on the street to fend for himself at the end.

Lip navigates another crisis with Lori. She’s getting a lot of pressure from her father, and he comes to visit Lip at work to talk about the baby. Lip doesn’t know what Lori is doing with the pregnancy and this makes it sound like she (or her dad) has made the decision to keep the child. As we know, Lori doesn’t take to others calling the shots, so this power play by her father may push her into a choice that spites her dad. On top of this, there’s a history of breast cancer in Lori’s family and she gets tested for a gene that greatly alters her own life expectancy when it comes to being pregnant or not. It’s possible that having a child could prevent her from getting cancer. Lori never wanted to have kids. It’s a lot to handle and they are both forced to wait for the test results.

Kev and V are back to the sweet lovin’ but Kev’s stamina has taken a hit over the sexless 2 weeks. Kev is afraid the surgery changed him and Kermit and Tommy at The Alibi are no help with the pep talks. Something does come up to distract him: their twin swap trick at the school comes to an abrupt end. It took months for the sisters to figure out the Ball’s had more than one kid which is pretty amazing. Now caught, they have two options, pay $1400 in back tuition or Kev needs to play the role of Jesus at an upcoming church event. It’s an easy choice but Kev has two shoulder a massive, heavy cross for 150 yards. No on said scamming came without punishment.

The final note for the night is Fiona’s run-in with Max, the guy she got into the deal with for the retirement home property and her apartment complex. You know, the guy who ended up with everything. At her new job working the graveyard shift at a gas station, he walks in to pay for gas and snacks. Shocked at where she landed since he’s last seen her (behind an inch of bulletproof glass in the hood), he offers Fiona a way out. While the retirement home deal is not expected to move forward for at least six more months, he offers to buy her share of the investment deal out. She’s going to get her $100k back.

A window has opened in Fiona’s pit and she can see the light that’s leading the way out. Her efforts to get back on her feet, no matter how small and insignificant they seemed to her, are paying off.

The Darkest Winter Update 16

Since the ad that appeared on the Id10t podcast in January there has been bursts of interest (sales and page reads). That’s pretty fun to see. There was no cost to doing that so every single bit of attention the book has recieved from that is all a net gain.

With the 6 month anniversary coming up I’ve decided I’m going to take it off the Kindle Select program. While those page reads are somewhere in the 10,000 range at this point I think the value of it is over. Payment wise it adds up to very little and attention wise I don’t see any tangable reasons to keeping the ebook exclusive to Amazon any longer.

So the big plan for March is to use IngramSpark to greatly expand where the ebook of The Darkest Winter is available. Along with that effort I need to come up with another wave of marketing to spread once that is all ready. I’m very close to the 100 copies sold- paperback and ebook combined- and I might even be there now, I have to to a new total count this weekend. That will be a good marketing avenue to take I think. Along with ten 5 star reviews, 100 sold, and the expanded marketplaces it’ll be like a second launch.

There’s a lot to consider and work out, my main desire is to have a good roll out plan in place when the day the expansion goes live. I’m thinking the middle of March at the earliest. I think the middle of March will be ideal, I don’t think it makes sense to hold back much longer. Even the beginning of April seems like too long to me.

Expect the next update to be full of info.