Widows

When the people around you are involved in crime, it seats you next to them in the life raft, whether you know what they are doing or not. Being an accomplice or guilty by association can have the same amount of blowback, just from different sides of the law. In Widows, four women are left with the debt their dead husbands left behind after a heist goes wrong. They are forced to fight for the future when the most dangerous people in Chicago come to get their money back.

Heist movies are a lot of fun and when they are done right, it’s some of the best storytelling around. Widows is one of those movies. It’s a smart and believable film with a cast of three-dimensional characters led by the powerhouse, Viola Davis (Veronica).

Veronica, Linda, Alice, and Amanda don’t know each other, but their husbands do. The trouble comes to these women when the men are all killed stealing $2 million from Jamal Manning, a man with deep ties to the criminal underground and growing ties to the political world of the city. With the men dead, it opens a new dangerous void. Linda’s business is taken from her, Amanda is left as a single mother, and Alice is left adrift having been dependent on her husband’s cash flow. When Jamal comes to Veronica, threating her for the money–which was destroyed in the heist–Veronica is forced to take charge and put a plan into motion. Her husband, Harry, was the leader of the group[ and planned all of their work. He kept detailed notes and she finds them, detailing a $5 million payday. She contacts the other women and the layers of the story build and unfold from there.

The pacing of Widows is remarkably done. Not just in terms of plot points and progression, but with character traits. Each scene seeds what happens next, small character details and actions that don’t seem to be important come back to make a big difference. I also like that the women are all normal, there are no superheroes or highly trained professionals fixing things. They come from different backgrounds and are at very different points of life. The thrills come from watching these characters work their own angles, using their own talents to make the heist happen. No one stands still in the story, they are all important. When problems come up, when ideas don’t work, it ratchets up the fun and excitement perfectly. The crisis level never gets outlandish.

It’s a very believable move too, enough is done to make everything plausible. A lot of world-building is done in a short amount of time and it all feels natural. This great script comes to life with the fantastic direction of Steve McQueen. The camera placements and movements are carefully and artfully done. All the detail of the story isn’t told in dialog, it’s subtly expressed with the scenery. My favorite shot is the one after the press conference in the projects with Jack Mulligan. He does all of his talking points about his small business initiative and then flees in a town car after a reporter pressures him on some of his scandals. The camera is placed on the hood of the car, pointed to the left, towards the windshield so we can see everyone standing in this dilapidated block as Jack gets in. The car drives away from the projects and the characters talk in the backseat in one complete take. We never see them talk, just voice over. As a powerful man whines about his political world, the environment changes. In about two minutes, the borders of a few tax brackets are crossed. The camera has panned to the right, the car stops in front of a big beautiful home, Jack stops ranting, and he exits the car.

I wish I had seen Widows sooner, I completely missed it when it came out. Easily one of the best movies of 2018.

Korn Drops 2nd Single- Cold

Out of left field comes this monster of a track! No other band on the planet could make this song. I mean come on.

The creepy, weirdo vibes of yesteryear come roaring back. All my favorite Korn elements are in here, it’s like they smashed every album into this one song. They have been this creative in years, I’ve been dying to hear them do stuff like this. It’s definitely a love it or hate it song, it’s in your face obnoxious and brash.

It’s simple and complex. Slow and ferocious. The very beginning is a classic slow thumper that the band is known for (Here to Stay comes to mind) and then it just cracks open like a volcano. Simple riffs transform into absolute shredding and whatever the hell that spiraling wave effect is at 2:37 gives me chills. A bunch of tempo changes, beautiful melodies, and there’s funk in here too! It’s bouncy and the breakdowns (1:05!) are absolute neck-snapping headbangers. It’s impossible for me to stay still when I listen to this.

Every element is amazing, everyone playing at their best. Ray’s Doctor Octopus style playing from Korn III: Remember Who You Are makes a triumphant return. Jon’s vocal layering is next level, the production is just nuts. “You’ll Never Find Me” was clearly selected to be the safe track to introduce this new album and “Cold” is the slap to the face bell ringer to let the old Korn fans know dinner is ready.

I cannot wait to hear what the rest of The Nothing sounds like.

Three piece combo

I’ve done some movie watching. It went alright.

Robin Hood (2018)- I like the story of Robin Hood. I think most people do, it’s been around for a long time. Rob from the rich and give to the poor. If you’re going to crime it up, giving back takes the edge off of it for most it. It’s rather noble. Every once and awhile Robin Hood comes back to the film world with an attempt to twist the knob a bit to make it another story worth repeating. All the staples are present and account for: Robin of Loxley, Little John, Friar Tuck, the Sheriff of Nottingham, and Marian. The story also starts strong with Robin being introduced as a playboy, having a good time living it up with a family name attached to wealth and status. Things are going great with his lady Marian, when he gets drafted into the war. The good times are over as he’s put through the wringer on the battlefield. After trying to stop a war crime he’s shipped back home to discover that everyone thinks he’s been dead for years and his family estate has been absorbed by the Sheriff for the war effort.

At this point I’m all in, I like Robin he’s a good dude, John becomes an ally for change and the Sheriff is a well-established crumb bum. And then the movie becomes less interesting as it falls into the well established Hollywood script mold. All the beats are predictable, right down to an (unnecessary) training montage. It’s not that anything is truly bad, it’s a well produced movie, but nothing new is brought to the table. My biggest complaint is with the action. It feels way too modern, way to slick and overproduced. It gets so over the top that the visuals stop being grounded. I guess it’s just the nature of where action movies are today, the competition is off the charts. If you don’t try to do anything mind-boggling no one will pay any attention to you. At one point during an elaborate escape sequence, things are blowing up for no reason. There are these gigantic columns of fire repeatedly shooting out of nowhere as if they are running from Pompeii erupting. They’re all coming out from behind large castle pillars so it looks like obvious camouflage. These gasoline-powered mortars are stuffed all over the place waiting to be triggered like it’s a KISS concert. It looks stupid and is more distracting than anything else. Michael Bay fatigue is a real thing and should be avoided (but what do I know, the insanity of the Fast and Furious franchise makes a fortune). If you skip this I don’t think you’ll miss anything.

The Mule– I couldn’t get over how stupid this movie is to enjoy it. Clint Eastwood plays Earl Stone, a 90-year-old horticulturist (yes you read that right) who runs drugs across the border for a Mexican cartel. On the surface that makes sense, Earl doesn’t fit the profile of a drug mule so he’s perfect to travel around without getting stopped. As a flower guy getting pushed out of business by the internet (shakes a fist at technology!), Earl’s monetary savings aren’t what you’d call positive so he fits the mark of “I really need money.” The fast cash would be attractive to him (which is why anyone sells drugs).

But why did I watch Clint Eastwood do his best impression of Mr. Magoo? I don’t want to see that! Does anyone? Earl aw-schucks his way through almost every encounter so painfully (and that includes 2 (TWO!) threesomes!) that this is one of the cringiest movies I’ve seen in years. Earl is so naive (until the exact moment he doesn’t need to be) and one dimensional that it’s hard to take anything seriously. His biggest regret that is pounded into you with nearly no exploration is that he was a bad father and husband. He’s not mean or obnoxious (when he tells his ex-wife his flowers were more important than his family–with no semblance of rationale–I almost jumped out of my skin) that’s just how he is because he’s old and doesn’t know any better. Everything so revolves around his age that it seems like the writer’s main goal was to ham-fist a message of the elderly shouldn’t be ignored or left behind, they can still contribute. Except the main character for this message is a joke.

He’s old! He doesn’t know how to use a cell phone! He’s old! Why would he know what the guys with the guns could be putting into his trunk for a ton of cash? He’s old! So he wouldn’t waste a tenth of a second to question a thing when he does end up looking! Watch as he drives around slinging casual racism for no reason because he’s old and doesn’t know why anyone would have a problem with what he says! He’s so innocent and squishy (read: old) looking he makes friends with everyone! In the end, he’s a good guy, no matter what. Woof.

Bohemian Rhapsody– A.K.A the Freddie Mercury show. This movie isn’t a documentary, Freddie was the frontman for Queen and did get all the attention in real life. That’s important to think about, watching this ultra condensed story, so I can see why they’d take the approach they did. And let’s be real, this movie would have died before it hit the screens if it wasn’t for Rami Malek. He absolutely kills it as Freddie Mercury. He’s one of my favorite actors and he absolutely transforms in this movie.

This is a great movie that feels held back. Each moment feels a bit too perfect, too concise, too sanitized. The band Queen comes together really fast. No struggle is shown as it comes off like they blew up in about a week. Songs are shown being put together at lightning speed. Freddie’s personal struggles are stepped on for mere moments before moving on. I guess pacing is my biggest problem.

A two hour+ long movie isn’t short and in the end, I wanted to see more. I would be perfectly happy to have ditched the remake of Queen’s 1985 Live Aid show for more story. That would have freed up I think 15 minutes or so. I wanted to see the band interact more, watch Freddie navigate more of his personal and professional relationships. The best parts for me was when they were dealing with pressure and their personalities pulling at them (Freddie’s house party is probably the highlight of the movie there, that scene at the best character developments). Sure, we see the band argue about decisions here and there but it’s so fast and spotty it always came off as rudimentary and cleaned up. Why not show their inspirations, how did they write this music that’s stuck with people for 40 years now? Freddie was at ground zero for the rise of the HIV/AIDS epidemic, why not better show how the world reacted and addressed it? We’re still going through that (and more) today. I liked seeing Freddie with his family and ther were very few scenes with them. A lot (character) came out of the scene where the band meets Freddie’s family for the first time and they got the call they were signed to a record label. There must have been more moments like that to show.

I guess more than anything, Bohemian Rhapsody made me want to dig deeper into history. That’s not a bad thing to be left with.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Look how cool that poster is! The whole movie is just as fun and exciting. The short review: Into the Spider-Verse is one of the best animation films of the decade.

The cinematic debut of Miles Morales, Spider-Verse is about this young man’s journey into great power and responsibility. Miles is just a kid at the start of a new boarding school in the city. Smart and talented in art, Miles has a lot to figure out. His police officer father wants him laserfocused on school while his Uncle Aaron lets him indulge more on his creative side. When Miles gets caught up in a dangerous plot being run by Kingpin, Miles’ life takes an unexpected turn.

The movie doesn’t take long to kick off with Miles being forced to take over as Spider-Man to try and stop Kingpin from doing unbelievable amounts of damage by messing with other dimensions of reality. This scheme brings five other Spider-People into Miles world and where the original Peter Parker left off, the others mentor him to become a greater person than he ever imagined he could be. There are a lot of trials and tribulations along the way.

Spider-Verse is a stunning achievement in animation. New animation techniques, a mish-mash of styles, and all the colors known to mankind are utilized to make one of the most unique looking movies I’ve ever seen. Words can’t explain how crazy this movie looks. Great character designs, a solid voice cast, and a snappy script make this a treat to watch from start to finish.

There’s very little to knock here and I have to really nitpick to come up with anything: Miles is clumsy through the entire movie until a switch suddenly flips and becomes unstoppable. The ramp-up to become confident and comfortable in his skin (so to speak) could have been done a little better. The way he gets the powers is also devoid of any creativity. Sure, there’s only one way to get the spider powers (Peni Parker’s backstory actually does a great twist on it) but this spider (which I think is mechanical, not biological?) just seemingly walks from Kingpin’s dimension collider on a mission to specifically bite Miles, which it seemingly knew when he’d be down in the sewers.

Still, none of that makes a significant dent in how great Spider-Verse is. Miles is awesome, the way all of these deep cut comic book Spider characters come together and the action scenes are fantastic. Everything you want from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is here.

Beau Jackson- December 2007-July 2019

As I write this, I feel adrift. Beau has been sick for a few months now and the day I’ve been dreading has arrived. The sadness comes in waves. I’m fine one moment and this feeling in my chest appears and I remember he’s gone. The world keeps going like nothing happened and I lost a soul in my life.

Since he was a puppy, Beau was a character. A trouble maker from the start, most of his nicknames came from his mischief. Bug, Whataredoing, Getouttathere. His love of smelling things had no end. If that sniff came back remotely positive, you better believe he’d eat it. No garbage can was safe around him.

Barking at nothing was a favorite past time. Chasing squirrels, rabbits, deer, and chipmunks a game he loved and always lost. The critters in the backyard just got a break, to say the least. He’d even eyeball and bound after planes that flew over the house.

He hated the rain but adored the snow.

I came home for the first time today and he wasn’t there. Unless he was deciding to be a sleepy pup, I could count on him greeting me. Routines that I’ve had for more than a decade suddenly stopped. The clock in the kitchen sounds bizarrely loud now, the ticks of every second now have extra space to echo in.

One of my favorite things in life is when it’s just you and your dog. He’s lounging around and notices you looking at him. He wags his tail in response, simply happy that you’re together. “It’s good to see you!”

Bug, I love you to the moon and back.

Aquaman

An adventure above and below the ocean’s surface, Aquaman is one of the best DC films made to date. Jason Momoa first portrayed the character in Justice League and the wait to see him really strut his stuff was well worth it.

Aquaman is a pretty goofy character on paper, after all, he can talk to fish. There have been many good comic book runs for him over the decades and there’s a reason why he’s a longtime member of the Justice League: the guys a hero. It’s been a long time coming for Arthur Curry to get his own movie and the technology to make his world believable is here alongside director James Wan to give it much needed flair. Aquaman runs the fine line of being weird but not too over the top and serious without taking itself too seriously.

I think this movie succeeds in all the right areas. The introduction to the main character’s background is well done and paced well. Half human and half Atlantian Arthur grows up without his Atlantian mother because she broke the rules running from Atlantis and falling in love with a man from the surface. She must leave her young family to keep them safe and when Arthur finds out she was executed for her “crimes” he becomes bitter to the world. Not to say he doesn’t succeed and grow up with his father but it makes a lasting mark on his psyche. While he does accept training from an Atlantian named Vulko when he discovers he has extraordinary powers, Arthur is pretty reserved when it comes to helping others. He’s not one for the spotlight despite his boisterous personality. And then Atlantis comes knocking on Arthur’s door when a war on the surface is called by his half-brother King Orm. Having sworn off having anything to do with Atlantis, as heir to the throne Arthur is forced to act.

And the globe trotting adventure begins! An eye popping film, Aquaman is vibrant and beautiful in every scene. James Wan dances with the camera during action scenes and I lost count of how many stunning poster quality shots there are. There are some sections that look like they were torn right out of a comic book. Seeing Black Manta in his full comic book outfit fighting Aquaman in real life was an absolute trip.

This movie could have been a complete disaster if the SFX were done poorly. Plenty of time for pre and post production was clearly given as I can’t complain about any of it. The underwater visuals are done fantastic and that’s about half of the movie. There are some odd looking things here and there but for me that’s nitpicking. I believed what I was watching and that’s all I need.

I feel like this movie was the perfect length, even if parts of it feel rushed. There’s a lot of quick setups just to get to the next scene and how Arthur and Mera travel the world with seemingly no resources is never considered. But I liked the overall story arc, watching Arthur basically grow to become a hero for everybody. When he dons the classic yellow and green suit it feels earned and amazing. I think my only big knock on the movie is the odd music choices that don’t fit the mood or the action of the movie.

Aquaman is a great example of getting the right people on a project. A lot of love and care was put into making this and it shows on screen.

John Wick 3: Parabelum

With this third film, the John Wick franchise continues to be the best American action film series, hand down. While there are a few contenders for the crown (the last Mission: Impossible comes to mind) the level of creativity and execution is nearly unmatched.

The first John Wick released in 2014 and took everybody by surprise, I don’t think many people even knew it was being made while in production. Until then, Keanu Reeves action resume basically revolved around the Matrix series where we all saw his level of dedication (along with the rest of the cast) to fight prep. The Wick series is his continuation of that crazy work ethic. Gunplay far beyond what we saw in the Matrix movies married with intricute fight choregraphy and brilliant stunt work filmed from a distance with long takes. Usually you have to turn to Hong Kong cinema to see that. We all rejoiced to see John Wick get revenge on the punks who killed his dog.

While I’m in the middle of the road for part 2 (I think the original is a better watch) Parabellum is a sight to behold. The plot, John Wick desperately trying to survive a massive bounty on his head after killing a high ranking assassin on sacred ground in part 2, is just there to stitch the action scenes together.

And these action scenes are nuts. Right away, we are treated to a monstrous one on one fight in a library. It just explodes from there, with the first half hour of the movie being almost entirely action. Fights with I think every kind of weapon in existence. Small fights with one or two people, huge fights with waves of baddies and everything in between. Different locales all gorgeously lit and framed. The dance of violence in this movie hasn’t been done since The Raid and The Raid 2 (and the first two John Wick movies).

I’ve seen a ton of action movies so I thought I’d seen it all until Sofia (the fantastic Halle Berry) hits the scene with her two trained German Shepard attack dogs. I think the fight scene with those dogs is somewhere around 8 minutes long and I have no idea how they did it. I mean they had these dogs doing insane stunts, mauling dudes left and right like they were made of Snausages. Some of the most riveting action and stunts I’ve ever seen.

Odds are if you are into action movies, you’ve already scene this so I’m preaching to the choir. This whole thing is just a long way of me saying I love Keanu Reeves and I love John Wick.

The 2019 Stanley Cup Champions

The MVP

The 2018-2019 Saint Louis Blues made NHL history last night. The franchise’s first Stanley Cup and ridiculous turn around season from January to now. This was a team at the bottom of the standings, a new coach brought in, and a rookie goalie that no one gave a chance before, got called up because of this interim coach (who as of right now, is still the interim coach).

They fought through every round and this Final 7 games with Boston was a tough rink to cross. Binnington got lit up in two of those Boston games and he bounced back to have lock down performances in the following game. He basically won Game 7 for the Blues, fending off an absolute onslaught from the Bruins that the rest of the team couldn’t contain. He went 32-33 saves last night, giving his team the chance to strike when they managed to (only 19 shots on goal for the Blues).

Great series, great story. Congratulations to the Saint Louis Blues.

So the season is over and it’s the middle of June! So what now? The NHL Draft is next week and the shape of the 2019-2020 begins.

The Darkest Winter Update 20

Another great speaking event in the books!

These are so much fun. Meeting people who took the time to read my work and talking about the in and outs is a special experience. It also helps the ego when a room full of people tell you that they like what you’ve put so much hard work into.

There were a dozen women in this book club and they had their questions prepared and ready to go. So this time, I kept my introduction briefer than I did before. Talked about the genesis of the novel (which actually answered a few of their questions) and then I went right into Q and A. I did my best to keep eye contact with everyone (seating was arranged in a circle) and I made a conscious effort to move on when I noticed people losing interested. It’s very easy for me to give a long-winded answer to a question.

The hour went by fast, the conversation was easy and the questions were good and spurred conversation about the world and society (which is what the book is about). That was really exciting to see that my main message is getting across and it makes people think. A few women talked about their own blackout experiences. Two women there became close friends years ago because the power was out for days and they met and bonded at a community relief center!

I sign a bunch of books and one woman was a standout, she was really excited to meet me, talk, and was first in line to get her book signed. It reminded me of when I’ve gone to a signing and watching others be so happy to meet that author/artist. An honest and real excitement to meet a creator. That’s a trip.

Barry <> Season 2

While Game of Thrones took up all the pop culture air space Barry was running right next to it delivering a much more satisfying story.

Barry balances all of its elements really well. Bill Hader carries this world on his shoulders as Barry and the way he can switch from comedy to intensity is something to see.

The second season sees Barry trying to hold things together. A series of murders from the end of last season has put him under tremendous pressure to not only keep lying to everyone around him but fight with the very essense of himself. He wants desperately to leave the hitman life behind and at every turn there is someone to pull him back in. With each body he drops it crushes his sense of self, he’s becoming increasingly terrified that he’s evil. He can only put on the mask of a good person.

Every single episode I’m impressed with the writing. They keep getting Barry and the people around him into wild scenarios, but it’s always grounded. They always manage to keep the stakes, the action, and the results beleavable. It’s amazing how well this show does dark humor.

These scripts also sing because of the cast. I’ve already mention Hader. On that list is Henry Winkler, doing some of the best work in his career. Sara Goldberg is perfect for standing on the other side of Barry’s teeter totter. She’s the gateway for the normal life that Barry wants and the whole time he’s hiding all this horror from her. It’s one of the most fascinating relationships I can think of in entertainment right now. Their story arc this year is really wel done. Anthony Carrigan is hilarous, just a brilliant character actor. I think Monroe Fuches is hands down Stephen Root’s best character of his career. I love to hate Fuches, he’s the absolute worst for Barry and watching that relationship unspool this year is fantastic.

Everyone who watches Barry loves it. More people need to see this, so stop whatever you are doing and check this out if you haven’t. This fills in The Americans void for me.