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Gears of War

Gears of War has been a long time coming. A solid 2 1/2 years in the making, Microsoft has been counting on Epic to make them a 2006 holiday winner. Microsoft got what they wanted from CliffyB and the rest of the Epic team.
Gears of War is easily one of the best games of the year, very few games look, play and sound as good as this.

The premise is simple: the planet is being taken over by the “Locust”. They come from below ground, they’re really ugly, and really big. You are Marcus Fenix, a one time COG (Coalition of Organized Governments) member who was put in jail for leaving his post to save his father. The tide of war has drastically turned and Marcus’ old war time friend, Dom, springs him from jail. From there it’s 5 Acts of near non stop action. It’s like playing inside of a Hollywood blockbuster movie.

A good 10 hour game through your first playthrough, Gears is a so called “stop and pop” 3rd person perspective gunning experience. You have to take cover or you’re dead. This isn’t Doom, or Half Life or Halo, staying in the open is a 4 second death wish. The controls are based on this, the “A” button does pretty much everything. It makes you run, makes you take cover when near a wall and lets you jump from cover to cover (and over cover) easily. It takes a good hour to get really comfortable with the controls, to learn the distances that make the cover sensitive button to engage and how to really maneuver through a level easily. Another terrific feature (and one that will be copied) is the Active Reload. When you reload your weapon, a meter appears that has a small highlighted area. When the line goes from left to right through this meter, you are reloading. You can wait for it to go all the way across to reload your weapon or if you time it right and hit the button again on that small highlighted section, you reload much faster and get a damage boost for a limited time. Miss that mark and your gun jams, eating into precious time (a huge factor in multiplayer).

Speaking of weapons, there are few but they’re all very useful. 2 types of handguns, 2 types of grenades (smoke and frag) a sniper rifle, grenade launcher, the torque bow (explosive tipped arrows!), a shotgun that is fantastic for close encounters and 2 types of assault rifles. One is the Locusts’ which is more powerful than the COG’s version but lacks one of the greatest weapon ideas of all time: the chainsaw. The COG rifle has a chainsaw on the end of it. Sneak up on fools and unleash the fury! By far one of the most unique features of the game and a riot to see. That’s the melee function of the COG rifle (just hit “B” when close), the Locust rifle is a melee shot with the butt of the gun, same with the rest of the guns. But, with the frag grenades you jam it into your opponent and have about 3 seconds to get away from them or you’re dead too. Also, if you down an opponent to their knees you can run up to them and hit “X” to curb stomp their head like a ripe melon.

The single player is a great time, each Act brings you and shows you something new. One of the greatest features is online co-op through the campaign. One player is Marcus and the other is Dom, you battle it out through the game together with voice chat so you can split up and conquer the alien invasion and help your friend when they’re downed. Also part of the XBOX Live experience is online multiplayer with 8 people.

The online modes are really where it’s at. 2 teams of 4 battle it out on the 10 maps available. Terrific strategy takes place when you get better at the game. There are 3 modes of play for this and a ranking system in place. Multi is really where this game comes into it’s own.

The Unreal 3 engine is really amazing. Very few games out right now can come close to it’s visual splendor. Insane detail, awesome animation, solid framerate, it’s all there. It’s a game to show off the 360 (HD is obviously the way to really see it work). The soundtrack and effects are equally good. The game has a real sense of weight behind every gunshot, hit, explosion, chainsaw and sick head crunch. It’s a very visceral and satisfying game. It’s certainly not without its faults though.

First, your teammate AI stinks. You’ll see Dom and the other computer controlled players do some really stupid things. Most of the time it’s best to leave them down when they’re shot because going to get them will get you killed 9 out of 10 times. If you can clean out the baddies they respawn anyway. Next is the online features. While I did say it rocks, and I stand by that, there are not enough modes to make this last as long as it could. The 3 modes are basically the same thing. One you can die anyway, Execution you have to be finished off (if your downed you just can’t be shot from far away. Gotta be a curb stomp, head shot with a pistol or chainsawed) and the last you just need to kill the specified team leader to win. Slight variations to the same thing. Plus, and my biggest gripe, the lobby system is completely stupid. Starting a game and getting people isn’t the problem. It’s the fact that you are stuck with what you pick when you make the lobby that is the problem. If you want to change the map rotation, or change the round amount or any of the available options you have to close the lobby, kicking everyone out and make a new lobby. It’s insane that this made it to retail. It boggles the mind that a game which was going to have such a huge focus on multiplayer had such an amateur lobby system. This also extends to team ranked matches. With the lame excuse of “No one is interested in it” or “To cut back on cheating” you can’t do ranked matches with a team of friends. Right now if you want to do a ranked match that ranks your skill, you have to play with random people (there is actually an exploit, but it’s stupid and shouldn’t be necessary). It’s a TEAM based game, who the F doesn’t want to play against other put together teams for ranked play? Halo 2’s lobby system really set the standard for the kinds of options and ease of use, Epic should have just used the same thing.

But all is not lost, the fans have made their voices heard and Epic has always supported their games extremely well after release so those above complaints could very well being worked on right now. They are defiantly making more maps for multi, but no date has been given yet.

Even with my complaints I love the game. It has it’s faults but the good far outweighs the bad. Everyone needs to play it………9 out of 10.

It’s the official Lazy Sunday

Last night was more dramatic than I thought it would be, Buffy made her toe bleed again and I had to take her back to the vet to get patched up. She came out with a bandaged foot and one of those cone collars that she definatly did not appreciate. Took that off when we got home and hung out for the rest of the night with Jon, Brian and Kyle. Went to bed late and I just did some things and took care of Buffy so now the rest of the day is devoted to straight up chilling. It was freezing in here so I had to turn on the heat. Should be a nice calm evening tonight, maybe watch a movie or two and see if anything good is on tv tonight.

The Tony Hawk 8 demo went up yesterday for 360 as did Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3! I bought that and now I need a move list since I’ve forgotten how to do anything since the game came out 13 years ago. Can’t believe it’s been that long.

No 360 for me.

For some stupid reason, I just assumed that Best Buy would have xbox 360s in stock. Well they do, but it’s the retard pack, not the one I need. I have all my money set and now I can’t find a best buy with it in stock. Called all 4 best buys nearby and they don’t even know when they would come in, just by chance they come in. The one in Paramus said the last shipment they got was 2 weeks ago and it lasted till this weekend.

I completely dropped the ball on this one. I didn’t call ahead and when I finally got around to calling other stores, rockaway (50 miles away) had 2. Decided to wait until after dinner to avoid insane traffic and now they’re all gone. I’m so annoyed right now I could kill someone.

Happy Holladays!

Good old December. In the past it was all about the snow days from school, endless hours of sledding and of course the topper of Christmas presents. Now it’s about going to work regardless of the weather, no sledding, complaining about the cold and shitty snow and buying all of those presents. I have the weirdest habit of finding shit I need only days before Christmas.

I managed to use my credit card only twice last month so my bill is low as shit. Not going to happen this month.
A lot of good videogames have come out, namely Gun, Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones and King Kong (which hits theatres in a week. I can’t decided if I want to see it or not). If anyone wants to give me an Xbox 360, I will gladly accept it. I’ll even be your best friend.

The weather people are saying snow is on the way, sounds like we won’t get too much in this area, but I’m prepared. No work, beer in the fridge and lots of new videogames to play. I’ll have to venture out to Best Buy to pick up the new KoRn album though. I fear it’s going to be too different…but KoRn are my boys and I gotta support them. If you have XM radio, hit up channel 48 tomorrow at 11am EST for KoRns Behind the Album special. Expect a review by Wednesday.

Busy, busy!

We got some new furniture from my Aunt and Uncle who are moving to Florida in a month. I got a new bed for my room which resulted in 2 days of moving shit around. So now my room looks completely different now. Still have to hang some things up and I want to rotate the paintings that are in my room out. Got a CD tower so I can get some more room on my desk and make shit look better. We also got a new couch for the basement. It’s pretty sweet.

I am now all caught up on Lost and tonight is a new episode which I am greatly looking forward to. Last nights Nip/Tuck was another phenominal episode. No sex or violence but the other staples of the show, terrific character development and acting made it a winner.

Picked up Batman Begins and Unleashed on DVD, which I will watch after I finish disc 5 of Full Metal Alchamist. It’s weird, in the past month or so I’ve watch more anime than I have since high school. Speaking of which, everyone should see Samurai Shamploo. Now in my top 5 animes of all time (out of like 10 since 90% of anime is garbage).

Gamewise SSX 4 is out and the more I play it, the more I like it. Don’t think it’s as good as SSX3 which basically made SSX2 obsolete. Stubbs the Zombie comes out this week and I hear it’s riot, I’ll have to check it out.

Jack Thompon is a piece of trash

Long story short, Jack Thompson is “lawyer” and he’s been making headlines in the past few months by condeming violent videogames. The same old shit we’ve heard for years. This shmuck started yelling loudest when the GTA: San Andreas “hot coffee” mod showed up. So he’s been yelling like an idiot, making up facts, threatening people, associating himself with groups that want nothing to do with him. The last stupid thing he’s said was a “challenge” to a developer to make a game where the main character kills his parents because he plays violent videogames. Ugh. Here’s the latest from Penny Arcade who have been dealing with him over the past 2 weeks or so:

It was only a matter of time until a mod team took Jack Thompson’s disgusting revenge fantasy and made it flesh – and, just as I suggested, it was deemed insufficient.

Thompson now claims that his repellent suggestion was “satire,” and we must conclude that his financial offer was also satire, some new breed of satire apparently that I’m sure is just hilarious to people in need.

You know what, Jack? We’re going to be the men you’re not. You said that your insulting, illusory ten thousand dollars would go to the charity of Paul Eibeler’s choice. We’ve got a good guess that he’d direct your nonexistant largesse toward The Entertainment Software Association Foundation, a body that has raised over six point seven million dollars over the last eight years. We’ve just made the donation you never would, and never meant to. Ten thousand dollars’ worth. And we made it in your name.

Check out that mod here http://hellfish.gtajunkies.com/Story.html