In a terrific attempt at bringing up stuff for no good reason, mom yelled at me today for having too many remotes for the downstairs TV (TV, VCR, DVD, Reciever). I told her we can get one of those fancy remotes that controls everything.
If she thinks I’m going to pay for it….she’s thinking the wrong thing.
You ever look at that crack in an elevator where the door slides across between the floor of the building and the elevator? Ever wonder if you could drop something down there? Turns out you can. Namley, my car keys. I was the Jeremy (one of my co-workers) coming back from Burger King when it happened. He laughed and I swore a lot. Thank god Jonathan the maintance dude had nothing better to do than get them.
And for some more yucks, Jean, one of my supervisors, has the worst bug phobia I’ve ever seen in my life. Now I can understand having a fear, but this woman once called the fire department to her house because there was a bee in her kitchen. Yeah.
So Jeremy lost a little bottle of medicine in his pocket and was asking Angela (another supervisor) if she had seen it around. She said no and hoped that no one ran over it and crushed it or something. Hearing “crushed it” Jean says “crush what?” To make a long story short the three of us quickly whipped up a story about how Jeremy lost his pet African Hissing Cockroach (named Norman). Jean spent the rest of the night with her feet up on her garbage can and looking around like something was going to try and eat her.
Charlie Murphy has confirmed it….Chappelle Show is dead.
Maybe he’ll come around in a few years, at least I hope so. At least Charlie is getting some work after this. This offically makes Nip/Tuck my favorite TV show.
Oh yeah guys, check your email if you haven’t yet today. I sent ya some info.
A first in internet history. I’ve updated 2 days in a row. I have nothing major to say right now, but that’s because I’m really hungry. So it’s time for breakfast at noon. It is the most important meal of the day you know.
Holla at cho’ boooooooy.
I”M BACK.
Yes! Nick is back on the Internet with his own space. Looks good huh? I’d tell you how to do it, but I’m won’t. It’s a secret. That said though, major thanks goes out to Ralph Musco and Jon Weinraub for making it happen.
This is my net home for the forseeable future so just come here to see all the good shit. Instead of IMing everyone my witty links, you’ll find it here. Pictures, funny stuff…all the shit you know me for will be here. I’ll be filling this all out (Links and stuff) pretty soon so this will be (completely) bad ass in no time.
So be sure to come back often, this shit is a lot easier to update than my last page so it’ll be rare if I go more than a few days without updating.
Stay Frosty.