On the previous lengthy west road trip, the Rangers went swept 5-0 at the start of the season. That was then, and this 1-2-1 dreck is now. That’s 3 points out of 8. That’s leaving the door open for everyone in the Metro to catch up. The bright side is that the other teams have been catching some Ls too.
The other horrific side of this is tonight’s 2-0 blown lead against the Sharks, losing in OT. The Sharks are terrible. I mean bottom of the league terrible. I’m so mad I can’t double-check if they are in 31st or 32nd. And again, the other team scores twice against the Rangers barely 2 minutes apart. The first one was from a dumb turnover that got shot from a weird angle and the second was deflected in. Neither were really Shesterkin’s fault (especially the deflection) but it’s just obscene with these losses. The power play didn’t score on three chances which is unacceptable against a team like this. Way too passive, way too many passes. The whole game they weren’t aggressive enough. Two good periods and then an egg. The killer instinct has disappeared and it keeps biting them in the ass. Embarrassing. They let 3 points slip away on this trip.
They host Vegas on Friday and then go to Ottawa on Saturday before the All-Star break. Vegas is always a challenge, having just lost to them last week even with them missing 3 of their top players along with 4 others. Ottawa is currently circling the drain but that doesn’t mean much with how the Rangers are playing now. They cannot think “oh, we’ll fix this during the break.” Nope. That motivation to put grinding boots to the ice is due in two days people. Those four points have to be chased after, then you can rest.
The list of teams they wouldn’t be able to beat just ballooned to scary proportions and I do not like it. Meanwhile, Edmonton have won 14 games in a row to resurrect their entire season. Everyone was ready to bury them in a ditch until October months ago so if they can turn things around, the Rangers can pull off less-than a full on miracle now.
January has been terrible so far. 1-3-1. The Rangers have just hit 3 losses in a row, the worst of the season. They’re playing at what looks like 50% right now losing to the nest and the worst in the league. Of the total 14 losses so far, I think 8 have been blowout losses. It’s been concerning and it’s not getting better.
I mean, look at what’s happened this month:
Carolina and Vancouver are top of the league. Chicago is terrible so that win had to happen. Montreal isn’t much better making that OT loss bad–which the Rangers were down 0-3 in the 2nd period–and St. Louis is barely over NHL .500.
The problems, most of them old:
Terrible defensive mistakes. Schneider and Miller are so sloppy right now it doesn’t make sense. Adam Fox hasn’t been the same since coming back from his injury. He’s been getting some assists, but goals are far and few in between, and he’s making uncharacteristic mistakes. Gustafsson has gone ice-cold points-wise. Zac Jones is looking more and more like the AHL is the peak of his hockey skill.
With the defense being so porous (bare effort stick checking doesn’t work in the NHL much!) the goaltending has gotten ugly.
Turnovers. Good lord the passing is bad. It’s like the David Quinn years.
Turnovers lead to breakaway chances which is killing this team now.
Injuries have taken their toll and the water in the luck well has run out. The 2nd line has been the only consistent production line all season. The first line scores in spurts and it’s usually only on the power play (speaking of Zibanejad and Kreider in particular). The first line is like dead right now. Vessey and Cuylle are the only bottom six forwards who are doing anything positive. The rest are slow and cannot score. When the top two lines are producing, the bottom two just need to be competent with as few mistakes as possible to win games. That has stopped. If it wasn’t for Trocheck and Panarin having career seasons, whoo boy.
So the ship is in rough seas and coach Laviolette has his work cut out for him. There are no players to call up that have the skills to make a major difference. Kaapo Kakko is about to come back from injury, possibly tomorrow against Washington. He’s needed and hopefully when he does come back he isn’t too rusty. Wheeler on the first line is a failure so let’s get Kakko back there. Hopefully, Zibanejad isn’t sick for long and it doesn’t spread through the team. The garbage passing has to stop. Most of the problems seem to be more or less from bad on ice decisions. And then there is bad puck luck…the Rangers have greatly out-shot the last 3 teams but haven’t gotten that blessed hockey god second bounce or rebound chance.
We are at the mid-point of the season and the front runners are solidifying. The point gaps are either shrinking or gone and every game matters. The Rangers had a 10 point lead in the Metro division and look at what the standings are now:
3 points. That’s it. Carolina is heating up and it’s going to be work for the Rangers to fend them off. The Islanders aren’t incredible but their OT points are still points and they’re frequent PITA opponents for the Rangers. Florida, Winnipeg, Seattle, and Edmonton are on massive win streaks. Edmonton are now playing like everyone thought they would at the start of the season and are knocking on the playoff door. They had a terrible record and have turned it around. Vancouver rarely loses. Boston and Vegas have stumbled recently which adds to the top of the leaderboard turning into a feeding frenzy.
The home and home against Washington this weekend is important. It’s going to be a gut check. The following week is a tough schedule for the Rangers and the Caps are going to be the “easiest” competition.
The positive record continues. The Rangers rolled the Capitals 5-1. A 4-3 loss to the Panthers, but it was an electric game. Last night, a 5-1 win against Tampa Bay. That 51 points seat the Rangers the first in the league and the Metro division. Vancouver and Las Vegas are closest with 49 points (Van has played one more game and Vegas 2).
It’s taking this team’s most consistent high-quality playing to keep pace with the best. Losing just two games can mean a big change in the standings. With the aforementioned two teams, Winnipeg, Los Angeles, Colorado, Carolina, Boston, and the Panthers are currently fighting tooth and nail for the top. There’s a pack of teams just behind that tier as well (looking at Dallas and Philadelphia in particular) that no one should count out. My dark horse team for making the playoffs is Arizona.
Panarin is playing out of his mind. He’s a playmaker in scoring and assists. He’s skating fast and every shift he looks determined to make something happen. Last night he tallied his 6th career hat trick. Each goal is wilder than the one before it. He made this surprise twisted shot that caught everyone by surprise. Mika is having a hell of a month too, with around 17 points in the last 10 games. Igor has returned to form, winning his last 5. Quick has lost his first two regulation games in his last two starts but in each game, he did play outstandingly. In the Florida loss, defensive breakdowns right in front of the net are largely to blame, not him.
The third and fourth lines continue to make the lives of opposing teams difficult. The entire team is playing really well now. Shout out to K’Andre Miller for his recent improvement in his game.
In injury news, Kakko has been skating on his own. He’s been out for more than a month and there’s no time frame for him to come back. It does sound like he’s improving, at least. Chytil has returned home to continue his recovery. Apparently, he’s seen a top doctor for concussions and while he’s been skating on his own, his improvement is slower than expected. He’ll continue to heal and train as much as he can but this means they don’t think he’ll be ready anytime soon. Will he come back in time for the playoffs or is his season over? He’s had at least 4 concussions so this isn’t a good sign. We all hope for the best for 2024.
The final week of games before the Christmas break sees the team go 2-1. A terrific revenge win over Toronto (5-3), a hair-raising loss to Edmonton (4-3), and a way too close of a win over Buffalo in OT (4-3).
Play-wise wise these games went pretty much the same as the last update I gave. Great special teams, solid goaltending, and good point distribution over the whole team: Panarin, Trocheck, Kreider, Zibanejad, and Fox all playing very well, Wheeler is still producing, and the 4th line is making occasional offensive waves with great defense. With his tremendous Boston game, Igor has looked better this week, standing tall against Toronto and making clutch saves in tonight’s game against Buffalo. Things got dicey with Buffalo because of mistakes close to the net that got capitalized on.
Quick lost his first game in regulation against the Oilers last night. Rangers scored first in the 1st period and like I said before, one goal doesn’t mean anything. Wild saves on both sides through the 2nd period kept the one-goal lead until about 5 minutes into the third. Then Edmonton’s offense broke through, taking advantage of rapid defensive breakdowns. It was 4 goals in ten minutes. It was a full-on no-quit effort on both sides though. The Rangers didn’t pack it in when down by 3. Scored on a power play with the goalie pulled to make it 4-2 and Cuylle got a last-second goal to make it 4-3. It was bittersweet as it didn’t mean anything except for a stat boost, but in terms of pushing as a team, I think it meant a lot. That nose-to-the-grindstone effort is going to pay off as the season keeps moving. We’re getting close to the halfway point of the season. There are three games left in the year and they will be challenging (WSH, FL, TMPA).
We are halfway through December and the New York Rangers have seen the largest amount of regulation losses so far with four. Thankfully, the longest losing stretch has only been 2, which was from Nashville and Washington. The record remains fantastic with the team staying at the top of the Metro division and duking it out with Boston for the top of the Eastern Conference. Las Vegas is currently at the top of the league with 45 points. The Rangers currently have the most regulation wins.
There has been doom and gloom from the fan base because all of the losses have been with Shesterkin in net. And they’ve been blowout losses. Quick is currently 9-0-1, which is wild. It’s clear Shesterkin’s game has been off, he’s misjudging high glove shots, moving laterally when he doesn’t need to which puts him out of position, and letting up too many rebounds. Last night’s tremendous come-from-behind OT win against Boston saw him return to form. But the team’s defense is also to blame. Too many turnovers which are mostly due to bad passes, which often turn into odd-man rushes. It doesn’t matter how good your goalie is, odd-man rushes have the highest-scoring potential. Penalties have been pretty high too and recently, like the last 6 games I think, the opposing team has scored first.
The good news is that special teams have remained strong. The Power Play is 2nd in the league and the last I saw the Penalty Kill is in the top ten (I want to say 8th). The points are coming team-wide now, which is great. Panarin remains at the head of the pack with 42(!), Trocheck is next with 27. Face-off wins are fantastic, the best they’ve been in a very long time. Another highlight is that Adam Edstrom (drafted in 2019) got to play his first NHL game and he scored a goal. He was replacing Nick Bonino and all 6’7″(!) of him looked promising. Another bonus, in the last two weeks, Wheeler has played his best hockey with the team.
Kreider also hit major milestones this week. He is now in 3rd place on the Rangers’ leaderboard for most career goals, surpassing Adam Graves. In addition, 100 career power play goals (5th Ranger to do so), and 500 career points (12th Ranger).
Remaining bummers: Chytil has now missed 19 games and Kakko 9 games. There have been no updates on either. It’s getting to the point where it feels like Chytil’s injury is very serious and he’s done for the season. They are both missed as they make a positive difference on this ice. Many people underestimate Kakko’s contributions because he wasn’t putting up points. He’s a monster along the boards and is great at setting up offense plays.
The ship does remain strong though. There have been problems but they are bound to happen and they tend to clear up. Yes, the poor defense keeps cropping up but my faith is there that it will get less frequent. Tonight’s game against Boston was really strong defensively. Getting back to scoring first would put less pressure on the team night in and night out. This is the best hockey league in the world though so even a lead doesn’t mean you can take it easy. One goal means nothing and a two-goal lead just gives you a margin of error to work with. There have been a lot of rallies this season so far.
4 wins and 1 loss this week. Today the Rangers beat #1 Boston 7-4. This is real.
The only teams to beat Boston in regulation are the Rangers and Detroit (twice!). On Friday, Detroit beat them 5-2 so they arrived in NY rather salty (and tenderized). Today’s matinee game was insane. Rangers take the lead 2-0 and then Boston ties it. Rangers score and then Boston answers back. Rangers score 3 times in a row and Boston manages one more before the Rangers make one more statement goal to make it 7-4.
The entire Rangers squad is playing well. I mean everyone. Every single line has produced goals and assists this week. A lot of guys got their first points this week. In today’s game, 14 players got points!
This was easily the hardest week schedule-wise: NJ, Dallas, Pitt, Philly, and Boston. Every game was fast and punishing. They lost only to Dallas after losing the lead and then all control in the 3rd. There were a lot of penalties this week, which is bad, but the PK stood strong and the PP kept making a difference. The perseverance has been inspiring this week.
The team has clearly bought into the Peter Laviolette system and it’s paying off. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Trouba play this well. He’s leading by example. He’s first in blocked shots in the league. Face-offs are great, hits are great, and everyone is blocking shots. The team supports the goalies at every chance and Shesterkin and Quick are doing the rest. There are breakdowns here and there on defense, but the offensive firepower is now so wide that they continue to win close games (Pitt and Philly were nail-biters).
This is all without Adam Fox and Filip Chytil. It sounds like Fox will be back for Detroit on the 29th (the only clear threat of this coming week) so holy cow. The PP will likely get even better. Chytil has finally started to practice which is very encouraging. I doubt he’ll be back playing this week though. When he returns I can’t imagine him taking his spot back from Trocheck on the 2nd line because the synergy they have going is red hot.
The team hasn’t been this good since 2014 and we love to see it.
Elegant, powerful, and striking, I think Blue Eye Samurai is one of the best original programs Netflix has ever produced.
Set in 17th-century Japan, Mizu is on a mission of revenge. She is mixed race in a time and culture where that is beyond taboo. With the incredible vitriol pointed at her and her Japanese mother, Mizu had to stay hidden to protect her life. Growing up repressed and fearful, Mizu’s anger turned uncontrollable after witnessing her mother’s murder. As a child, she hid in isolation with a blind swordmaster. With him, she learned not only to forge metal into brilliant weapons but also her body. She has narrowed down who her possible father could be by figuring out how many white men were in Japan around the time of her birth. The list is short at four. She sets out on a mission of information gathering and bloodletting.
I didn’t know about Blue Eye until it was released so it was a complete surprise for me. There are three writers given credit for these amazing 8 episodes. Yana Billie has one episode credit and Co-Creators Michael Green (7 episodes) and Amber Noizumi (8 episodes) co-wrote the rest. Michael and Amber are married and the genesis of the show came from Amber’s mixed heritage. Of further note, Michael co-wrote both Logan and Blade Runner 2049, which are both fantastic films.
This show has been crafted with the utmost care from every angle. The writing is fantastic. This story is for mature audiences as it delves deep into issues of abuse, anger, relationships, justice, xenophobia, oppressive patriarchal societies, and classism.
Mizu does not have an easy time at all. She takes violence nearly as much as she dishes it out. It’s a visceral experience watching her claw through troops on her way to the top of the mountain only to have to repeat the process. But the fire that propels her on her mission of revenge is pure anger and that wracks her mind as much as the physical fighting does. This anger only goes so far and she has to reassess her motives and approach to what she’s doing. When more than one ally calls you a monster–you’re running too close to the cliff edge.
While Mizu is the main character, the people she meets on her journey are just as fleshed out as she is. I wasn’t expecting a lot from the B story of Princess Akemi, but her tale is just as engaging as Mizu’s. Akemi’s upbringing is completely different from Mizu’s, but their conflicts are similar. As they are from distinct walks of life, they navigate their obstacles much differently. This dichotomy offers interesting perspectives of this time for women in Japan. Plus, Mizu and Akemi have terrific support characters by their side that add greater depth to the story. In what is probably the best compliment I can give, I never felt let down when leaving one character to explore what the other was doing. The way the characters intersect is also well done, and at 8 episodes of around 50 minutes each, the pacing is impeccable.
The production is top-notch in every regard. The animation and art style are stunning. The soundtrack is breathtaking and the voice cast is perfect. Some of the best action in animation can be found on this show. It’s grounded in realism but still has an air of fantasy about it. The sense of impact is unmatched and the variety of fighting styles and battle scenarios keep the action from getting redundant or stale. Each action sequence is an experience that pushes the story forward, there’s a point to all of it.
I’m writing about Blue Eye Samurai to try and get more eyes on this production. This is the kind of storytelling I want more of. It doesn’t matter that it’s animated, that aspect just makes it stand out more. Watch it and when you’re done, continue to spread the good word.
The wins keep coming. This has been a tremendous start to the season as we get close to a quarter of the way through. It hasn’t all been good, but this team has shown tremendous resistance and determination.
With 23 points the NYRs are third place in the league, second in the Eastern Conference, and first in the Metropolitan division.
Adam Fox, Filip Chytil, and Igor Shesterkin remain out on injury. Jonathan Quick returned last night and kept the team in striking distance to win over Columbus in a shootout. Ryan Lindgren was unfortunately injured last night, hopefully it isn’t serious. Louie Domingue played between the pipes the game before to give Quick the time he needed to heal up and he did ridiculously well. No one thought the backup goalies would stand up so well (or so soon in the season). Very fortunate in that regard. I expect Shesterkin to be back to play against the Devils on Saturday.
Panarin continues his record-setting season. Points in every game so far, one more and he sets the franchise record. Rising tides raise all boats and in our case, that boat is named Alexis Lafreniere. He’s on the best streak of his career tallying his first 3-point game against Minnesota and then another 2 goals and the game-winning shootout goal last night. He’s at 7 goals, which he didn’t hit until February last season. Will Cuylle continues to impress, he’s well on his way to having a terrific rookie season. Erik Gustafsson has got to be the best deal in the NHL, he’s constantly making great plays and is starting to get points. Will and Erik have stepped up to cover for Chytil’s absence in the best ways possible.
Trocheck and Kreider have been coming up clutch as well. The special teams continue to dominate. The Power Play is second in the league at well over 30%! Penalty Kill is like 10th in the league, I think only one was allowed in the last 5 games. Overall the defense has been strong. Face-off wins are at an all-time high thanks to Trocheck, Zibanejad, and Bonino. The amount of stupid penalties is way down too.
Now for the rough edges. Way too many turnovers. We’ve gone from bad starts to bad second periods. The playmaking just disappears. They get trapped on defense for a long time and get tired and when a clear comes, the puck isn’t flipped out far enough in fear of an icing call, so the other team picks it up in the neutral zone right away and they zoom right back in, trapping the Rangers with none or one man getting a line change. They don’t try to skate it out, there is no plan leading into it, so they get stuck on defense for long stretches of time. It takes them forever to stop doing this, depending on a stoppage of play in the neutral zone to get a break.
Underperformers: Zibanejad, Kakko, Goodrow, Jones, Wheeler. Zibanejad, Kakko, and Goodrow are ice-cold in the points department. They’re getting away with it because of other exceptional players but they need to turn things around fast. Their lack of production on their chances is one of the reasons why the Columbus game was way closer than it should have been. Jones and Wheeler are currently the front runners in making costly mistakes. Jones is still a rookie but it’s disappointing. Hopefully, he’ll make strides in getting comfortable at the NHL level and improve sooner rather than later (I think it’s a minimum of 6 more games until Fox is expected back). Wheeler has finally broken his drought in goals and assists but he’s got to boost both of those something fierce to make up for his slow and sloppy play. Too frequently he looks like a boat anchor out there.
These 5 days off are happening at a good time. This odd break in the schedule (it’s not a bye week, that’s months away for All-Star weekend) is welcome as it could mean Chytil and Lindgren won’t miss any games this week and they can iron out the problems that have cropped up with focused practices. In Peter Laviolette we trust!
Oh, what a start to the season. The Rangers have set a franchise record by sweeping the 5 game road trip. That’s 10 juicy points. The 14 total points place them at the top of the Metropolitan division and third in the league. A lot is going right.
Seattle 4-1 Win
Calgary 3-1 Win
Edmonton 3-0 Win
Vancouver 4-3 OT Win
Winnipeg 3-2 OT Win
Those last two games were crazy, must watch hockey. The Rangers’ special teams are doing incredibly well, often making the difference between a win and a loss. The defense as a whole is the best it has looked in years: aggressive, prominent forechecking, plenty of hits, and a ton of blocked shots. The team is consistently moving into the crease to help out the goalie. There are very few second chances because Shesterkin and Quick (huge props for JQ shaking off the preseason and showing everyone that he’s still a contender) are keeping rebounds to a minimum.
Face-off wins haven’t been this high in more than a decade. Panarin is in MVP mode with 5 goals and 10 assists in 9 games. Zibanejad is now waking up from his goal slumber with a clutch goal in the last 2 games; he has 9 total points. Krieder is a deflection god. Lafreniere is having the best start of his career with 4 goals.
In short, all the lines are doing well and the team is getting stronger with each game. This is so exciting.
There are problems that need to be worked on. Too many dumb penalties (Trocheck being at the front of this one) and there are a few guys who are expected to put up points and they aren’t. Chytil, Goodrow, Trocheck, Kakko, and Wheeler are all in hibernation. These are mostly 3rd and 4th line players. It’s important that the scoring depth branches out to make this a more robust and dangerous team. Even if we go with the lowest expectations and each guy gets only 1 goal and 2 assists a week, that’ll make a big difference. To start with I’d be happy for Trocheck to stop hitting the post and Kakko to hit the goalie instead of going wide. While the offense is lacking on these lines, the defense is doing well which is clutch. They aren’t a liability. It’s been a long time since the 4th line hasn’t been a mess. Hopefully, we won’t have to wait much longer for them to put up goals and assists. Teams are already stressed out with covering Fox, Panarin, Lafreniere, Kreider, and Zibanejad along with the threats of Miller, Gustafson, Trouba, and Schneider. Any more than that will strain any team to keep up. I think Kakko is the most likely to put up the most points of the current under achievers if he can follow through on the chances he gets.
The season is looking very bright. In Peter Laviolette we trust.
This Child’s Play is the reboot of the long running franchise, ignoring every movie to update the mythos to fit modern times (the original is from 1988). Instead of a serial killer transferring his soul to a doll, this Chucky comes to life because of a disgruntled factory worker. When he’s yelled at by his boss for not working fast enough, he turns off all of the safety and behavior protocols of the high-tech doll before it’s packaged up. The original Good Guy Doll was like Teddy Ruxpin, it only spoke a few sentences. Here, the doll is called Buddi and is a connected device built by a huge conglomerate. It can talk and control a slew of other products and has the processing power and AI capability to learn and better interact with its owner. When 13-year-old Andy is gifted the doll by his mom, the AI begins to learn the wrong lessons from the other kids in Andy’s apartment complex. The priority for Buddi dolls is to become best friends with its owner and Chucky takes it a step further, becoming Andy’s protector by killing people it thinks are threats.
M3GAN, which came out 2 years later and did much better at the box office, is more or less the same movie. Child’s Play is rated R, unlike M3GAN, so Chucky sticks to the old-school horror and on-screen killing roots.
While this reboot changes the origins of Chucky, it sticks closely to the original themes and viewpoints. Andy is the new kid in the neighborhood and is isolated and lonesome because of it (single child with only his mom). Getting Chucky is really cool–it’s the hot toy of the year until the new version is released–and Andy makes some friends because of it. When Chucky starts getting aggressive, Andy does his best to get a handle on it. When it gets worse, it turns into paranoia and even greater isolation because no adult believes that the toy is dangerous, not him. As Chucky kills more, the guilt and panic escalate.
I think this take is 50% successful in revitalizing the movie series because it keeps much of what works so well in the series and does enough to keep it fresh. Today, tech going wild is more believable than a voodoo spell. It looks very good, most of the SFX are excellent, and the cast and suspense are good too. The kills are also sufficiently creative and gory for the franchise.
There are a few problems that are hard to overlook. This tech approach does take away all of Chucky’s personality. It’s a robot. You can hear the servos working as the doll moves its limbs and turns its head to look at people. It has a blank expression as it ‘thinks.’ In the other films (and the terrific show), Chucky is Charles Lee Ray, a psychopath hiding in a doll. When sitting still, he has the perfect camouflage as a doll. A ticking bomb that no one knows is there. The body has become bone and flesh on the inside. When he moves, his face becomes much more animated and expressive. That’s absent in this movie. The scary factor of a sinister person setting up traps to kill those in his way to transfer his soul into Andy is gone. That’s a fate worse than death for Andy. That notion of human intelligence and deceit is missing from the villain as is Andy’s body and soul being taken over to become a killer. It’s less scary.
While the movie is well-directed and does look very good, two things about the production bother me. The big one is Chucky’s redesign. The Good Guy was designed to look similar to Cabbage Patch Kids dolls. A round cherub face with freckles and a mop of red hair. He’s cute, something kids would want to pick up and play with. For some reason, they sculpted the face to look like Gary Busey. This doll that is supposed to appeal to kids looks like an old man with jowls. I don’t understand how anyone approved it. The cheek lines around the mouth aren’t round, they’re divots that look like they were molded from the side of a dirt road. The face looks weathered so it never looks friendly. No kid would ever want it.
The series has always had the problem of switching from what is obviously an actual doll being carried around/sitting on a chair/lying still to an animated puppet. The face is clearly different between the two as the detail, size, and shape are different (we won’t get into the jarring moments when a person that is too tall is used as a stand-in because making a puppet run and not look ridiculous is damn near impossible). I’ve always assumed that it’s because the animatronics wouldn’t fit into the size of the doll head so changes were necessary (especially in the ’80s-’90s). In this movie, that change never happens from doll/puppet/CGI Chucky so at least he looks consistent. But gad zooks is he always ugly. And oddly enough, the facial animation isn’t that good either. The puppetry on the Chucky TV show is also better.
Finally, the lighting can get so gaudy that it makes the backgrounds look fake. It is so theatrical like a stage play, that any realism gets ruined. There are times when everyday environments, like the back of a store, look like a club in Ibiza. Why are there so many different colored spotlights all over the place? I was getting flashbacks to the lens flares in JJ Abram’s Star Trek movie it’s so distracting.
I do admire the effort that went into this reboot. I think they really tried to re-ground Child’s Play and some of it does work out well. The problem is that the Child’s Play movies that are done by creator Don Mancini are so good because it’s a specific continuous world of escalating madness that doesn’t take itself seriously. I have no idea how Mancini consistently comes up with the wild story ideas that actually work. Each entry starting with Brideof Chucky are fresh and entertaining movies that build on the premise of the original. And he’s continued that love with the Chucky TV show. There’s no reason to settle for a so-so Chucky.
This vampire movie was released in theatres a few months ago and was more or less ignored. I remember seeing lukewarm reviews for Renfield and that’s a shame because I thought it was a lot of fun to watch.
Renfield is Draculas’ familiar. He’s been the thankless servant for around a century, trapped in the cycle of luring food to his master, cleaning up after him, and relocating the entire operation when Dracula gets too bold in public. As a young man, he gave up everything when he thought the job would benefit his new family but it just led to devastation.
Now in the modern day, Renfield has relocated the Count to New Orleans after Dracula’s close encounter with sunlight. He needs dozens of “pure” people to drink to regain his health and power. Renfield is sick of this cycle and soon after moving to the city, he finds a co-dependency support group. When Dracula finds out about this, he is not pleased that Renfield wants to get away from him and be a better person. He decides to hide no longer, the end of running from city to city. It’s time for Dracula to take over the world by turning every human into a vampire. For Renfield, this means a massive escalation in everything he hates about this life.
While Renfield tries to figure out his own life, Rebecca is caught in her own trap. She’s followed her father into law enforcement and finds herself surrounded by either lazy or corrupt cops. She wants to follow the code, working for the community and taking out only bad guys. When she gets mixed up with a prominent crime family, she runs into Renfield and they become a team of awkward heroes.
In short order, you find yourself in a buddy cop action movie. It’s funny, it’s stupid, the action sequences are great and because it’s vampire based (Dracula doesn’t play games here) it is crazy violent. A few people literally explode on screen and it’s a wonder to behold. Forget huge shootouts, you have all out superhuman brawls with bullets and ripped off limbs flying around. If you liked Blade or Day Shift, you’ll likely dig this.
I’ve been a fan of Nicholas Hoult since the Skins days so I’m always keen to check out the projects he decides to sign up for. He’s pretty adorable as Renfield. He’s a good person at heart but he does horrible things because of his bondage to Dracula. While he did sign up for it, getting out of it is far from easy. It’s not a job that he can simply quit and walk away. I liked watching his redemption arc, the guy truly benefits from group therapy. Awkwafina is well cast as Rebecca– she plays well with Hoult. But…Nicolas Cage steals every scene as Dracula. He completely commits to the role and is awesome. He loves playing the bad guy and portrays a powerful and intimidating monster that always gets what he wants when he wants it very well. There are a few scenes where he has to act through some very heavy prosthetic make-up and it doesn’t hinder him at all.
If you’re in the mood for some fun, spend 90 minutes with Renfield.
I more or less picked this at random when I saw it recommended on my Netflix account. A straightforward horror movie that looked good, so I gave it a shot.
The Conference is about a group of co-workers from a local municipality on a team building retreat at a camp in the woods. They have just completed a major real estate project proposal to build a mall and construction is about to start. Lina has recently returned from a leave of absence and during a meeting to finalize the paperwork, she notices that the contract has changed since she last saw it and her signature is on it. She never signed this paperwork. She starts asking questions and the politics of the group swing into motion. Some don’t care, some want to know more, and some say everything is fine and it’s time to celebrate their latest success.
While Lina has questions, someone else shows up with an ax to grind and starts killing the attendees one by one. This leads to a deeper dive into what’s been going on behind the scenes as the group gets smaller and the goal to survive becomes harder to accomplish.
It’s a little bit like watching The Office merged with Friday the 13th which works surprisingly well. I can’t imagine a big budget for this, but every dime can be seen on screen. Nothing about the movie looks cheap. The cast is great, the cinematography is terrific, great sets and the horror gags are largely very good. The one makeup effect that I consider the highlight is when one of the men runs into a wire trap in the woods that gives him a huge gash across his forehead. It looks gross, realistic, and painful. The actor really sells it as he frantically runs around for the remainder of the movie.
This was a nice palate cleanser. Nothing complicated, just a straight-shot plot of corporate subterfuge and revenge. Yeah, it doesn’t do anything new for the genre, but it hits all of the right beats that make for a good horror movie.
